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    Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/14/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    "Speidi also told Playboy that in 2010 they plan to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend that Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets."

    This made me laugh so hard I choked on my sanwidge. It's nice that they make fun of themselves. Since, y'know, it lets us have a little break once in a while. #carrieprejean
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    Image of limber limber
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Oh, Heidi. Don't worry about Angelina -- when looking to add to the family she seems to go for toddlers. Your infant should be safe. #carrieprejean
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    limber was starred limber was unstarred
    Image of KATE! KATE!
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    EIGHT?!

    i wonder what is so interesting about her she-bop sessions that warrant eight different tapes? #carrieprejean
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    Image of Magister Magister
    11/14/09

    @KATE!: I don't frequent TMZ, but somebody linked over there recently and if you listen to the interview with the guy who received the video, it sounds like they had a cyber-thing going and only really spent a few days in physical proximity. #carrieprejean
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    Magister was starred Magister was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    I am going to go ahead and call bullshit on the Prejean sex tape intel as there is absolutely nothing "alluring" about Carrie Prejean. #carrieprejean
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    Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Carrie doesn't want anybody else
    when she thinks about her
    she touches herself.... #carrieprejean
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/13/09

    @PaintedTrollop: Alternate Version:

    Gonna use my arms,
    Gonna use my legs,
    Gonna use my style,
    Gonna use my sidestep,
    Gonna use my fingers,
    Gonna use my, my, my, imagination     #carrieprejean
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/13/09

    @JessickerFletcher: Alternate Alternate Version:

    Down in the pleasure centers,
    Hell bent or heaven sent,
    Listen to the propaganda,
    Listen to the latest slander.
    There's nothing underhand,
    That she wouldn't understand.
    Pump it up until you can feel it.
     Reply
    Edited by TransFat at 11/13/09 9:48 PM TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    You've got to HAND it to Carrie, she really grabs onto the expression and RUBS it for all its worth: you need to love yourself before someone else can love you #carrieprejean
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    11/13/09

    @phantom lady: SO. MANY. PUNS!

    *head explodes* #carrieprejean
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Whoa, eight sex tapes? That's really dedication to filming sex. So, I ask, would it be a kink, a fetish, or some who just really, really wants to be on TV? #carrieprejean
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    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    As an enormous Fawlty Towers fan, I just can't forgive Russel for making fun of Manuel. Manuel got it enough from Basil, he doesn't need it from you too, Russel. #carrieprejean
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    Image of mllej mllej
    11/13/09

    @mfnher: Word. Leave Manuel alone!

    No, no. Not on dos trays. Uno, dos, tres. #carrieprejean
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    Image of JessaFields JessaFields
    11/13/09

    @mllej: Que? #carrieprejean
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    Image of mllej mllej
    11/13/09

    @JessaFields: Ahem. I know nothing! #carrieprejean
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    Image of Acquanetta Acquanetta
    11/13/09

    @mfnher: I know English. I lairn eet from a book #carrieprejean
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    Stephanie Santoro claims, "Tom said..."

    So.... Why not subpeona Tom? What good is she? When's her book out? #carrieprejean
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    Image of gangey gangey
    11/13/09

    In reply to Contents Of Prejean Sex Tape Revealed; Jon Reportedly Made Sex Tape, Used Coke
    I think pretty much everything all these celebrities say is "rhubarb and guff."

    Thanks for the catchphrase, Russell! #carrieprejean
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    11/10/09

    In reply to Justin Needs A "Don't Like" Button
    I would be so upset if Justin Timberlake played me in a movie. So. upset.

    Crying a river and throwing a tantrum like a 2-year-old in a supermarket, upset. #justintimberlake
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/10/09

    In reply to Justin Needs A "Don't Like" Button
    Oh, Cry Me a River, Justin. Your life ain't that bad. #justintimberlake
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    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/10/09

    In reply to Justin Needs A "Don't Like" Button

    Either that or a smite button. God, I want a smite button. #justintimberlake
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    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of ToUnfoldThem ToUnfoldThem
    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: you win at life. #justintimberlake
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: I always have longed to be able to give a good smoting. It just seems like a button wouldn't have the necessary force, know what I mean? #justintimberlake
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    badmutha was starred badmutha was unstarred
    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/10/09


    @badmutha: I don't know... there's something so satisfying about the thought of sitting on my couch, with my laptop and a cup of tea, smiting idiots from the comfort of my own home.

    God seems to like it! #justintimberlake
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    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/10/09

    @wtfox?!: Well, if it is good enough for Him, it is good enough for me. #justintimberlake
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    Image of Scoithniamh Scoithniamh
    11/10/09

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    I don't understand Oksana Grigorieva's statement- what road? Are we missing something here?

    Also, when I read that thing from Joss Stone, I thought, ugh, that's pretty standard for a 17 year old girl. Then I realized she's 22. #madonna
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    11/10/09

    @Scoithniamh: The quote without context isn't clear, the article is about whether she's afraid he'll cheat. She isn't, even though he cheated on his last wife with her. So . . . good luck with that Oksana. #madonna
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    11/10/09

    In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
    I really hate to comment on anyone's body, but Amy Winehouse used to have that pin-up look, before she started all the drugs...*sigh* She was pretty and healthy looking before the drugs took over. #madonna
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    11/10/09

    @Red-headed bookworm: i was just coming here to say the exact same thing. before her addiction issues she had a voluptuous, classic pin-up figure. can one's figure really change that permanently due to drug use? i mean, obviously the weight loss is an issue, but can she not regain the muscle mass over time? (i realize this is dangerous topic territory.) #madonna
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/10/09

    @Crackers In Bed: Didn't Dita von Teese recently say in an interview that she got implants because her boobs were ruined by drug abuse? Losing a lot of weight and then regaining some may cause droopage, right? #madonna
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    11/11/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Hmmm, I never heard that. I wonder what permanent effects appearance-wise do result from drugs. Amy Winehouse's skin and teeth has obviously changed since she started doing drugs other than pot. The teeth changes are permanent but I wonder if the skin would heal itself after being off drugs for a time. #madonna
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