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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    11/20/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    Oprah is not necessarily quititng TV altogether. The rumour is actually that she is quitting her SYNDICATED show in 2011, but that she will be doing another show on her Oprah cable network (or whatever it is) when her syndication show stops.

    So, really, doesn't strike me as such huge news. Not like she is leaving tv for good.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    The Rihanna line makes me want to cry. I can't imagine what it's like to have to battle through the roller-coaster of emotions that follow an abusive relationship while in the public eye.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    Does anyone else think that the Tila item is pretty sad?
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    BMI, which enforces music royalties, claims an Idaho bar has been playing songs by artists including John Fogerty and Taylor Swift without permission. [TMZ]

    Did anyone else read this and think, "Dammit, what will the Body Mass Index control next! Ohhhh..."
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    Does Wilmer Valderamya date EVERYONE?
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    I guess I can kiss being on Oprah's Favorite Things Special off the old bucket list. goddammit!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/19/09

    @LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: You've got another year!
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    Dear John Mayer,
    Please stop twittering(?)/saying things that make me kind of like you.
    Thanks,love, rd2uk
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    So this is how lame I am. When I read the Lost premiere date, I literally put down my Hot Pocket (Hurley would be proud) and started to write a countdown in my agenda. I realized after a minute that I was accidentally counting up instead of down, but then I figured that probably made sense in the context of the show.
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    11/19/09

    In reply to Next Season Will Be Oprah's Last; Tila Tequila's Naked Online Meltdown
    So I have about a year and some change to develop a rare body-deforming disease/marry a rich famous person ala Mrs. Seinfeld and ex-Mrs. Rock/become famous myself but not in a Hilton-y way/become a home-decorator-chef-professional organizer-landscaper from Australia/create my own weird self-affirmation religion to get on Oprah.
    Wish me luck, guys. I got some plannin' to do!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/19/09

    @Sophie needs to study...damn: I better get started on that fake "Kookla is a Hero" letter and get it in the mail tonight!
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    Oh, Georgina. Russell slept with you once. I don't think that makes you his girlfriend. But whatever. Mind your own bee's wax.

    I like that story about Sean Lennon. I love Yoko so much, and Sean seems like a really nice guy.
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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    In LA, keeping everyone supplied is a job. As is constantly prattling to the tabloids about your famous offspring.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    That Anna Nicole Smith article was just ghoulish and unnecessary. Um, dudes, most peoples deaths "aren't pretty." Death isn't pretty. It's about the physical self breaking down. Just about the only thing uglier to behold than a drug-induced death is someone trying to make a quick buck off of it.
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    Jeffrey Tambor is 65. Interesting that nobody's talking shit about an old man having kids, but if a 65 year old famous woman had a baby the shit would be hitting the fan.

    I mean, not that I'm anti-Tambor. I could never have hard feelings for anybody involved with Arrested Development. I even forgave Michael Cera for the abomination that was Superbad.
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    10/14/09

    @Cimorene: Men have a constant flow of sperm that goes on FOREVER, from the moment of birth to the moment of death. Women are rationed out their eggs, and they still throw them out once a month when they're perfectly good and there are women out there who have NO EGGS to waste. They just don't appreciate how good they have it. Damn women don't know how to handle anything.

    Plus, of course, a man's only responsibility in child bearing is to supply the sperm. Sperm are like Twinkies, it doesn't matter how old they are, they always remain exactly the same.

    If you're a woman and you haven't already had enough babies by the time you're 65, you're probably one of those weird ones anyway & you don't cout. You're making an omelette out of the last eggs in the carton. And that's gross.

    I'm sorry, I think I'm bitter today.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    10/14/09

    @prismatism: Not true - manseed goes off when men get older. [publicaffairs.llnl.gov]
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    10/14/09

    @Plum-Pie: :) It was all meant in sarcasm & hyperbole.

    But still, a lot of people would be more willing to drink sour milk than eat a rotten egg? Metaphor = dead.
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    Image of rckoala rckoala
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    Doesn't everyone know all the Beatles' lyrics? Also, weird that they tried to hide the fact that Lennon "was a Beatle" from their son.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    10/14/09

    @rckoala: No, not everyone knows all the Beatles' lyrics. I do, but I'm a fan. A lot of people aren't into it.

    Also, he didn't want Sean to see him as anything other than his Dad. I can totally understand that.
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    10/14/09

    In reply to Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
    Pete Wentz, the "lulz girlz liek shoos omg!" comments are old and tacky. STFU please and thanks.

    Also, maybe it's just me, but I don't equate the term "special needs" with serious health problems. I am genuinely confused.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    10/14/09

    @Ms Meghan: Given that one of his fellow climbers is Jessica Biel, I think he is just commenting on behavior specific to his wife.

    But a statement like that always at least feels loaded, I agree.
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