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This Week In Tabloids: Jen and Justin's Friend May Have Been Murdered During Their Honeymoon?!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we head back to the less-reliable newsstand, find ourselves pleasantly surprised to see that they have all the tabloids in stock, grab the four we need, wait in line behind a person buying even more tabloids than you, think about tapping her on the shoulder and saying, “Excellent…

The Zoolander 2 Trailer Is Here, With a Shitty Trans 'Joke'

The pressing question of how Zoolander 2 would handle the inevitable aging of Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) out of the modeling industry—or if they would handle it at all—has been answered: a washed-up old and a washed-up “lamé” are recruited by Interpol to re-infiltrate the fashion industry…

This Week In Tabloids: Christine Ouzounian Leaves Her Pregnancy Tests Everywhere

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a text message from our best friend Jennifer Aniston that says, “:-\ Justin and I r getting a divorce,” sigh, roll our eyes, respond, “Awww bb want me to come over?” to which she responds, “sure, but i’m fine alone,” sigh again, roll our eyes again, hop in the car and head over…

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