There have always been dicks, douchebags and asses. But it's only in our time that the pursuit of assholery has become not just acceptable but a quality — nay, a full-time job to which individuals strive. Will it ever end?
Last night: Spencer found a pregnancy test in his trash, and told a friend, "I'm gonna have the kind of kid that's gonna grow up and just try to kill me. I can just feel that." He might be right!
On last night's episode, Speidi continued their fake marital dramz by fighting over if and when they'll have children. Spencer decided to snip the problem in the balls by visiting a urologist for a vasectomy.
On last night's episode, Kristin and Audrina had a staged confrontation at Heidi's staged birthday party over Kristin's staged relationship with JustinBobby. But the real excitement was the return of Jen Bunny!
MTV has released an extended trailer for the new season of The Hills, premiering September 29. Kristin pretends to destroy everyone's lives, Heidi pretends to have baby fever, and Spencer really wears a cowboy hat all season.
- Britney was at a middle school in The Bronx yesterday to present a $10,000 check for the music program. The donation came from Elizabeth Arden, which is behind Brit's fragrances, Believe, Fantasy and Curious. [People]
- Hey, guess who has another perfume coming out in December? [ONTD]
- So yesterday we read that Britney…
Despite all of Charlotte's Cosmo-swilling, Kristin Davis is sober, and has been since before her stint on Sex and the City. "I'm a recovering alcoholic. I've never hid it, but I've been sober the whole time I've been famous, so it wasn't like I had to go to rehab publicly," Davis told Health magazine. • Audrina and…