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Justin Bieber Kicks Off Future Career as Bar Band Leader with Cover of 'Hotline Bling'

Easy listening power duo Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett have been showing up a lot on the television as of late, duetting “Baby It’s Cold Outside” in a commercial for Barnes & Noble. They sound terrific together, as anyone who listened to last year’s Cheek to Cheek knows, and to be quite honest it will be a shame if Gaga…

A Chat With the Teen Whose Football Jersey Appeared in Justin Bieber's 'Sorry' Video

Like every married 30-year-old woman in America, I have of late become obsessed by the video for Justin Bieber’s “Sorry.” It has everything a good music video should: a catchy beat, amazing dancers decked out in the best ‘90s gear, and the conspicuous absence of the male gaze. Bieber pulled a Sia-like disappearing act…

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani's Love Is More Real Than Anyone Could Ever Comprehend

Sources close to Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani—hereby known as Gwake—would like to shut down all the rumors that the couple’s relationship is nothing but a ploy to boost ratings for The Voice. As illustrated in the photo composite above (as non-blurry photos of them being intimate do not exist), Gwake are closer and…

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Sex Toy Company Offers Justin Bieber Cold Hard Cash to Turn His Penis Into a Dildo

In “things that should never happen and probably never will” news, Justin Bieber’s oversized member (or “OMG,” as it is referred to among the well-read) has caught the attention of Clone-A-Willy, a sex toy company that helps people make fully-functional replicas of their sexual organs. The company is offering Bieber a…

Calling It: Justin Bieber Has Released the Three Best Singles of 2015

It pains me to say this, but—wait, no it doesn’t—it delights me to say this: Justin Bieber has released the three best singles of 2015, and there’s still time for him to release more. These aren’t mere flashes in the pan that we’ll forget once Adele and Rihanna drop 25 and Anti, respectively; they’re perfect, timeless…