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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    12/06/08

    In reply to Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson
    Yay, Jonas Brothers mention, even if backhanded!
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    12/06/08

    Haha@ObtuseIntolerant: Ha - wrong post...Damn tabs! *slinks off*
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    12/06/08

    In reply to Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson
    It's actually in situ. But it's a darn good thing they were able to remove it when it was in that stage. It hasn't invaded yet.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson
    Jon - way to go, man. Classy.


    Phillippe - marry me.

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    12/05/08

    In reply to Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson
    It's not so bad. It just looks like a string coming out of someone's skin
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    12/05/08

    @sirensong: it's one of those scenarios where the picture is not worth the Thousand words. The thousand words are the victem screaming "FUCK GET THIS THING OUT OF ME" for the months it takes for the parasite to leave the body.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson
    That last pic is brilliant. If I saw that rack at a party, I would be tempted as well... but I'd ask permission first.
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    12/05/08

    @VagPirate: Yeah, I tend to get mad when people grab them without asking first.
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    12/05/08

    @Megan: those are yours? wow lady! lovely.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson
    Can someone please explain to me Mrs. Schlossberg's qualifications to be a U.S. Senator?
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    12/05/08

    In reply to Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson
    Chris Matthew is practically creaming his pants talking about the possibility that Caroline Kennedy will become Senator.


    And what did people expect when Obama hired a Swinger to be his speechwriter?

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    Image of Jessi Ramsey Jessi Ramsey
    12/05/08

    In reply to Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson
    While it is a kinda douche-y thing to do on his part, I can look past it because he is really hot and his writing is hotter. I want him in my bed.
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    12/05/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: Damn, he IS hot! Agreed. That man could charm me out of my clothing like a snake.
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    12/05/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: He's a good guy, not at all a douche.
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    12/05/08

    @MisterMoonlight: I don't think he's a douche, I think the picture is a bit douche/fratty in a, " haha, look! Boobie grab!" way.

    But trust, I can look past it. I know I have douche-y party pictures on Facebook.
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    12/05/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: You know what? Douchiness can be hot. Not all the time. Occasional douchiness. You know?
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    12/05/08

    @Jessi Ramsey: I figure, I went to college, 99% of the wonderful boys I know have a douchey picture out there. And I have MANY. He can get into my bed ASAP.
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    12/05/08

    @Lolita Hazed: This I can get behind.
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    Image of VPea VPea
    12/05/08

    In reply to Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson
    I am afraid of worms. Can someone else google and tell me what it is? Pleeeease :O(
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    12/05/08

    @VPea: Even the explanation will freak you the fuck out, dude. It's pretty horrific. Anna was skeeved by my description of it.
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    12/05/08

    @Megan: ok I appreciate it and will most def take your word on it.


    Well then Im glad people arent suffering from it in such large numbers anymore.


    Do you want to know why im afraid of worms? Its pretty horrific too. When I was little I used to put worms in envelopes (dont know why) and wait for my mom to back up the car and run them over (dont know why) and then check out the contents of said envelope.


    So there was obviously a time when I had a working relationship with worms but now I have an unhealthy fear of them You should see me when it rains. Its the worst.


    Rant over.

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    Image of sarabadara sarabadara
    12/05/08

    @VPea: I had a dream the other night that little worms were coming out of my skin. It was pretty horrible.
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    12/05/08

    @VPea: @Megan: Yeah, I found a link without pictures, but it is still verrry disturbing. I am gonna have nightmares for days.


    Info without Pix here

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/05/08

    @Megan: I cannot believe that is real. It sounds like something out of a movie. Horrific is right.


    @VPea: I'm afraid of fish, especially goldfish. These phobias are crazy.

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    Image of sheridan sheridan
    12/05/08

    @VPea: Parasitic worms that enter the body as larvae through walking barefoot in contaminated water. Then they take up residence in your leg, grow to massive lengths, cause open lesions, and can only be extracted by slowly being wound around a stick centimeter by centimeter.
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    Image of VPea VPea
    12/05/08

    @sarabadara: I would have lost my shit. That really sucks you poor dear.


    If it makes you feel any better last night I dreamt that I stayed at a place on a business trip called "The Roach Motel" wtf!


    @AbbyNormal: thank you but nope Im already cringing I just cant. someone below said something about string coming out of skin [shudder]


    oooh when I was little in a 3rd world country I had a tapeworm and my mom said it was the worst diaper she ever changed.

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    12/05/08

    @sheridan: oh. my. god. this is my worst fear. no one deserves this.


    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): sweets that isnt crazy. they are creepy as hell! What about when youre in a pet store and there is a whole wall of the (what I call) squirmy type fish - do you lose it?


    Ugh its like being in an aquatic hell!

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    12/05/08

    @VPea: Let's just say I cannot sit near an aquarium at a Chinese restaurant. It's called ichthyophobia. Weirdly enough, I have no problems eating fish. I think it's the faces that scare me. There was a Sesame Street sketch with talking goldfish and I would always freak the fuck out.
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    12/05/08

    @VPea: A friend of mine had a tapeworm when she was four, and (much to her chagrin) her mother told me that Michelle came running up to her from the bathroom, crying, yelling for her mom to help put her "insides" back in. That would freak me out so much, I can't imagine how mothers can deal with this.
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    Image of VPea VPea
    12/05/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): you know as much as I know that sucks it pleases me that I am not entirely crazy. I can eat fish too its just the well you know. The whole squirminess and anyway good luck :O)


    @AbbyNormal: Its something I hadnt thought about until this thread but it makes me really appreciate my mother. Your friend's story is cute albeit terrifying. lol insides ...kids!


    @sarabadara: ok ima quit now but Im pregnant too! Is this why we have crazy dreams? Im praying I have one of the lesbian ones tonight that roach motel one sucked.

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    12/05/08

    @VPea: Yeah, it's the pregnancy. Last night I dreamed I was peeing on some girl. And it's not like they're girls I know ever, just random dream girls.
    And congratulations; how far along are you?
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    12/05/08

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): I have Trypophobia-fear of holes. Not like a pothole in the ground but clusters of holes like honeycombs or that weird spot in oranges.


    Weird phobias unite.

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    12/05/08

    @sarabadara: I tried leaving you a congratulations note as to not thread jack but it wouldnt let me so Congratulations!!! and thanks :O)


    6 weeks and I feel a little like horse shit but its aight my boobs are massive!

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    12/05/08

    @VPea: NEMATODE MURDERER!!!!
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    12/05/08

    @sheridan: Aren't these worms the things that David Sedaris has written about? I'm pretty sure he's written a story about his boyfriend's mom getting these.
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    12/05/08

    @sarabadara: When I was, like, 7 years old I had a dream this was happening to me at a dance recital. I think it's the worst nightmare I've ever had. Or at least it's up there with the dream about the giant crab that was chasing me through the woods when I was 5. Because crabs totally live in the woods, doncha know.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    12/05/08

    @denna: Yes, I remember that story! His boyfriend got it too, didn't he? He grew up in Africa I believe.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/05/08

    In reply to Obama Speechwriter Jon Favreau Has Grabbier Hands Than Bill Richardson
    Whatever, he's not cupping her boob, he's CLEARLY cupping her armpit.
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