Milan Fashion Week: Just Cavalli Is Just Hideous
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Just Cavalli, for the Fringe-Loving Faux-Biker Chick on Acid in You
If you like motorcycle jackets, neon pink, shaggy camel-colored fur, giant grommets, orange crocodile, long-ass fringe, leopard print and gold leather — all at the same time — Just Cavalli's fall 2014 collection is the show for you.
Just Cavalli: For the Sexy, 90s-Loving Pile of Fabric Scraps in You
Roberto Cavalli presented his Just Cavalli spring 2014 collection as a part of Milan Fashion week, and it looks like what you would happen if a Lisa Frank unicorn granted a half-demented form of sentience to the virtual closet from Clueless. ("MISMATCH; MISMATCH," the closet would croak with gleeful, daft abandon as…
WHAT WAS THAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CAVALLI RUNWAY SHOW
Milan Fashion Week stomps on. This is the Just Cavalli show. In a word: Loud. Fun game: See if you can spot Georgia May Jagger, daughter of Mick and Jerry Hall.
Baptiste Giabiconi Isn't Sure Why Karl Lagerfeld Loves Him
- Dansk magazine's wanton disregard for Baptiste Giabiconi's hotness makes us want to say to the stylist, Hey, whazz wong witz you, man? Meanwhile, it seems Giabiconi occasionally doubts his place in the heart of his Grand Monsieur, Karl Lagerfeld...
Charlize Sits For Vogue; Corinne Day Seriously Ill
- Charlize Theron has nabbed the September cover of a slimmed-down Vogue. The issue counts only 584 pages, compared with the 840 pages of Sienna Miller's 2007 issue. Theron last made the cover in October 2007. [TFS]
Estée Lauder Face Kept Beautiful With Eucerin; Two Supermodels Reportedly Sperminated
- Hilary Rhoda: Estée Lauder spokesmodel with a thing for drugstore makeup. A woman after our own hearts. [Daily Beast]
- In other news from model-land, Adriana Lima might be pregnant. [NYDN]
- Also said to be expecting: Gisele Bundchen. [NYDN]
- And sources say Kate Moss could be birthing a "novel." [Sun]
Christian Louboutin Creates Sky High, Obscene, Snake Stilettos
- This shoe is made by Christian Louboutin, out of python skin, leather, cobbler's glue, and, we assume, diamond-plated unicorn farts. Because what else could justify a $2,875 price tag? Happy recession! [The.Life.Files]
Madonna Raises PETA's Hackles, Maybe Gets A New Clothing Line
- PETA named Madonna one of its 6 worst-dressed celebrities, along with "Maggot" Gyllenhaal and the Olsen twins. "Someone needs to tell Madge that wearing fur doesn't make you a cougar," the animal-lovers sniffed. [PETA]
Britney Makes A Good Design Decision; Cavalli Breaks Down In Tears
- This seems like a heavenly match: Britney Spears asked DSquared to create the costumes for her comeback tour. Dan and Dean Caten's fetishistic, high-energy sense of style should be a perfect foil for Brit. [WWD]
Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
- People love Posh's dresses. Net-a-porter.com sold out in one day, and Posh herself stopped by Neiman Marcus to instruct sales associates and top customers in the ways of the frock. Thirty pieces were sold. [WWD]
Oh, God: Pixie Geldof Gets Cover Of Italian Vogue
- It's too early for this heartbreak. Pixie (Pixie!) Geldof got the March Italian Vogue cover. Have Franca Sozzani and Steven Meisel lost their minds? The cover line is "So young, so cool." So barf. [Telegraph]
This Fall, We'll All Be Futuristic Hippies With A Penchant For Big Coats
Milan Fashion week kicked off over the weekend and one thing is for sure: the Italians are getting sentimental over the Summer of Love. Roberto Cavalli put his favorite animal prints on tights, which were then paired with everything from long and flowing boho dresses to Mia Farrow-esque smocks. Missoni also played…
The JustCavalli show in Milan today was, well, just Cavalli. Lots of prints. The (more-than) occasional feather. All of this we can deal with because, well, that's what Cavalli does. But swimming goggles? A gallery, below. [All images via AP.]
