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    June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    So does your boss want you to stick out your tummy at work?
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    After my glorious Jane went kaput, they sent me Glamour instead. Somehow I still get it. I actually really like the Beauty section and Food/Eating section.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    Oh, GREAT! So now I know:


    My boyfriend probably wouldn't mind getting it on with a dude.
    I probably need Spanx, no, I definitely need Spanx, but I shouldn't feel bad if I don't use them because it's ok to love my body because there are plenty of people who are fatter than me.
    I shouldn't wear Lucite stilettos at work.
    I should wear Lucite stilettos when I go on dates.
    I need to worry about looking good in a bathing suit.
    I need to worry about worrying too much about looking good in a bathing suit.
    I am just like Renee Zellweger because I enjoy taking naps.


    And so on.

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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    I still think peeing in the shower is grody. I'm not judging you for doing it, but I just cannot.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    This issue turned up in my house inexplicably. I have to find out where that leak is and patch it up.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    apparently if one of our dude's best friends is gay, our beau is only a six-pack from letting his friend go down on him


    I totally believe this. Haven't you ever heard of the shenanigans at all-boy schools and boy scout camp?

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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    Whew! I thought that A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness was almost certainly some story about Julia Allison.
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    Seriously, though, am I the only person that (until a frightening shopping excursion) didn't know spanx were crotchless?

    Sex hole? Pee hole? Sex hole? Pee hole?
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    05/26/09

    @prestocaro, now in stick figure form on BPT!: I thought it was meant as a pee hole but I've found that the slits are so damn narrow, you have to have laser-beam aim
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    05/26/09

    @prestocaro, now in stick figure form on BPT!: Uh, I didn't know that until just now. Wow.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    05/26/09

    @prestocaro, now in stick figure form on BPT!: Tracie has written about this on here - I think she referred to it as the girlhole.
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    05/26/09

    @prestocaro, now in stick figure form on BPT!: You have taught me something today. Something I wish I could take back.
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    Image of pandorasmittens pandorasmittens
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    "But her stomach was mad flabby. Being alone in the wilderness of Ring Dings and Ding Dongs, it had eaten itself, and by heavens I tell you, it had gone mad flabby."--Glamour's Candy Heart of Darkness; p. 224, paragraph 4
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    Image of MilointheMeadow MilointheMeadow
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    Glamour: you are bad for women and you are so BORING. Stop recycling/regurgitating mainstream culture and hire some talented, witty writers (there are so many unemployed smart writers!!)


    In the immortal words of Jon Stuart: YOU'RE NOT HELPING.

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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    apparently if one of our dude's best friends is gay, our beau is only a six-pack from letting his friend go down on him

    Riiight, because all gay people are just waiting to fuck all other people of the same sex. Watch out, straight dud! They're only friends with you because they want to get you drunk and naked!
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    05/26/09

    @Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: or "dude."
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    05/26/09

    @Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: dud worked just as well.
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    Image of maybeimamazed02 maybeimamazed02
    05/26/09

    @Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: My entourage of gay boys (including my roommate and my best friend) have NEVER wanted to seduce anyone I was sleeping with. That's just stupid.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    05/26/09

    @Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: Exactly. I know this, because as a straight woman, I am instantly salivating and restraining myself from pelvic thrusting at every single human male that I see. So it must be the same for the gays, right?!
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    05/26/09

    @Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: @AuntieBee: My best female friend is a lesbian. I am a straight girl. She has never come on to me, and I don't resemble any of the women she has ever been involved with. Because, you know, maybe there are some homosexual people who still like to have a person of the same gender to go out to lunch and go shopping with, without there ever being anything more.


    Yet for some reason, a lot of guys ask dumb questions. It's a good screener for who to date though.

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    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    I think Renee is so lovely in movies, however she seems to have picked this one PICTURE FACE for the past 5 years on red carpets and on covers... and it doesn't do her justice.


    Stop making that face, Renee!

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    So what is so wrong with a guy being GASP! bi-curious? And if you are worried that your guy is just a few beers away from cheating on you (forgetting that it is with a guy for a moment), then you probably have a few other things to worry about then his said-bi-curiosity. Just sayin'
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    05/26/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: For guys, bi-curious means being with two women simultaneously, neither of whom is your wife/girlfriend.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/26/09

    @NefariousNewt: that's TWO surprise scrunchies! win-win-win?
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    05/26/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: There's nothing wrong with it... if he's not in a relationship with someone else.
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    05/26/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I agree with you. The mainstream fear of bisexual men seems so ridiculous, especially compared with the mainstream adoration for bisexuality in women.


    I once told a friend about a bisexual guy I was dating and she said something like, "I don't think you can ever come back from liking cock." I told her in no uncertain terms how small minded I found that comment.


    Regardless, if you're (not YOU you, the Glamour reader you) afraid of him suddenly lunging for the next available peen then you're also probably afraid of him lunging for the next available vagina. Just sayin.

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    Image of Frequentlywrong Frequentlywrong
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    My husband calls my Spanx (and other such undies) my Super Undies and I often do a wonder woman pose whilst wearing them and I often get laid after such a pose by said husband.


    Bah on you and your "secrets" Glamour!

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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/26/09

    @Frequentlywrong: I love this.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/26/09

    @Frequentlywrong: Give him a hug, for all of us! My ex always found Spanx and related items to be hilarious, and was never upset that I looked extra hot going out for the night with him... It's not like they're body armor!!


    I do agree that super padded bras are a bit of false advertising though...

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    Image of schlegs84 schlegs84
    05/26/09

    @Frequentlywrong: I which I could reheart you for this, as it is full of win!


    I do not wear spanx, however I have been known to do "fat girl in leggings dance". It's a big hit in my house.

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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    05/26/09

    In reply to June Glamour: A Hot Pink Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness
    Dealing with dirty texting? What's to deal with? That's literally the only thing that kept me awake during my conference call this morning.
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    05/26/09

    @AtomiClash: LOL. Friends.
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