J Crew's spring 2014 wedding collection is available for pre-order, and it contains a BRIDAL JUMPSUIT. What do we think of the bridal jumpsuit concept? On one hand, it's a wonderful quasi-fuck-you to the wedding industrial complex because 1) it's not a lavish, massive princess dress, and 2) it costs $750, which is…

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Moschino, Moschino, Moschino: What happened? Those shorts jumpsuits! That ill-cut black dress that looks like a Muppet died in the making of it! The occasional look for a 5th grader! The collection was all over the place and we liked very little of it. Though those weird pompadour-buns are sorta cool. We'll be trying…