So many questions Blair. Was Jesus alone or was Madonna there too? What are they doing at your little hoodunk church? And what preytell is "unchurched"? #lindsaylohantwitter
@phantom lady: Translation: "I love when people bring their heathen friends to church where we can hard-sell them into shambling shame-facedly down to the front of the church where strangers will then hug and pray with them for their many, many, MANY sins. If no one caves at first, the pastor just keeps talking and the music just keeps playing until someone cracks!" #lindsaylohantwitter
@phantom lady: I always thought "churched" was something they did in the middle ages after women had a baby to cleanse them of the sin of birth... or something... #lindsaylohantwitter
@JoStockton: Exactly. Husbands couldn't sleep with their wives until they had been properly "churched" after childbirth or major illness. #lindsaylohantwitter
Oh, Lindsay, just when I thought we could no longer be friends, you had to bring the Duchovny love. I guess I just can't quit you yet. #lindsaylohantwitter
Blair, I think you're done repenting for stealing that poem from Emily Dickinson and turning it in as your own and for being a mega-bitch to Jo for all of those years. #lindsaylohantwitter
@MalinaMango: Mine too. Let's have a party for our 15-year-old selves. I'll bring Ghost World and sneak some wine coolers from my mom. #lindsaylohantwitter
@Hecklerette: I had forgotten about SamRon for a while now until these tweets She probably sees poor Lindsay as an occasional hook up/necessary drama to stay in the public eye sometimes. #lindsaylohantwitter
Did anyone else read Doda's outfit as Dodai's outfit and wonder why our beloved editor was at the MTV Europe awards, particularly dressed as a comedy explosive device?
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Dear lord, I think I'm going to have to actually join twitter to get my fix. #lindsaylohantwitter
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Also, some stuff at Happy Ending tonight and some upcoming shows at Santos Party House. [twitter.com]
You're welcome. #lindsaylohantwitter
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Citizen Know-Nothing frowns haughtily upon your comments Bill Maher! #lindsaylohantwitter
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Awwww. I'm happy for them, but my 15-year-old self is jealous. #lindsaylohantwitter
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Thank you for making me feel better about my own, equally-droopy, left boob.
Love,
Snarkordie #mtveuropemusicawards
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B, Katy Perry, and Joss Stone are all stunning. #mtveuropemusicawards
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