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snarkordie
11/06/09

In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
Dear Lil Kim,
Thank you for making me feel better about my own, equally-droopy, left boob.
Love,
Snarkordie #mtveuropemusicawards
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la.donna.pietra
11/06/09

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The best interpretation of "Sex Bomb," ever, in the history of the world. #mtveuropemusicawards
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TildeMarks
11/06/09

@la.donna.pietra: Is it wrong that I feel a tingle in my nether regions? I think it is. #mtveuropemusicawards
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SomeAuthorGirl
11/06/09

In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
The Hoff looks like he stole that outfit off of a drunk and unconscious Wayne Newton impersonator. But, ya know, whatever works.

B, Katy Perry, and Joss Stone are all stunning. #mtveuropemusicawards
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gherkinfiend
11/06/09

In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
Did anyone else read Doda's outfit as Dodai's outfit and wonder why our beloved editor was at the MTV Europe awards, particularly dressed as a comedy explosive device?
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badmutha
11/06/09

@gherkinfiend: :::raises hand sheepishly::: I thought "what?" #mtveuropemusicawards
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Tchotchke
11/06/09

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I like that Beyonce's dress seems inspired by "Metropolis."
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
11/06/09

In reply to Brace Yourselves For MTV Europe Music Awards
Lil Kim looks nothing like she used to. Remember? She was so cute. And now she looks like a cartoon. I'm not trying to be judgy, I'm just expressing a bit of sadness that anyone feels the need to re-do themselves like that. And on a lighter note, Joss Stone! Where have you been!! Sight for sore eyes, that one. Dayum. #mtveuropemusicawards
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clockwise is a asexual vampire
11/06/09

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I don't know Miranda Cosgrove, but for a second I thought she was Nina Hagen's daughter, Cosma Shiva. #mtveuropemusicawards
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
11/06/09

@clockwise is a asexual vampire: She's on Nickelodeon. She's the titular character in iCarly. #mtveuropemusicawards
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clockwise is a asexual vampire
11/06/09

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Ah, thanks! It looks like at 23, I'm already too old for recent pop culture... #mtveuropemusicawards
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
11/06/09

@clockwise is a asexual vampire: I'm 23 and I only know because my 12 year old step-sister watches iCarly a lot. It's a particularly watered down version of the "HAHA IT'S RANDOM!" humor that Nick was pushing with All That in the 90s with an actual plot about a webshow thrown in for good measure. It's what would happen if you put Hannah Montana and All That in a blender and pushed puree. #mtveuropemusicawards
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Skellatrix
11/06/09

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Is it terrible that I'm 27 and very familiar with Ms. Cosgrove's work without having a Nickelodeon-aged child in my life? I just think she's adorable - and she always looks young and appropriate, instead like some Slutty McNuggets. #mtveuropemusicawards
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Triana Orpheus
11/06/09

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For someone who "isn't drinking" the Hoff has the totally smashed look down. #mtveuropemusicawards
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dreamweave
11/06/09

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What is happening with Asia Argento's left boot? Did someone take a large bite out of her ankle on the way inside? #mtveuropemusicawards
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marshmallory
11/06/09

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I kinda wish Beyonce's dress was short. As is, that's a LOT of metallic. #mtveuropemusicawards
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bluetrain84
11/06/09

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Did the Hoff think he was going to an MJ tribute with that sequined blazer/tie combo? I mean, I'm not judging since I will buy ANYTHING that is sequined/bedazzled/sparkly, I'm just saying. #mtveuropemusicawards
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Zombie Ms. Skittles
11/06/09

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I am going to have to steal that dress from Katie Perry.

It is incredibly important that it be ON MY BODY right now. #mtveuropemusicawards
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burningdinner
10/22/09

In reply to Rosie & Wife Split; Randy & Al Claim Michael's Will Is Fake
YES. Snoop Dogg. On True Blood. That would be AMAZING.

I swoon. #rosieodonnell
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GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
10/22/09

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Michael Buble: Well, I'm still waiting for my rainbow unicorn, but I'm glad it all worked out for you. Buddha/Jehova/Jesus/Zeus/the Flying Spaghetti Monster must be a big fan of yours. #rosieodonnell
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Cafezinha
10/21/09

In reply to Rosie & Wife Split; Randy & Al Claim Michael's Will Is Fake
Dysfunction and/or splits in gay relationships always leave me feeling very conflicted and distressed.

Growing up in the LGBT community (because of my lesbian mother), I always felt like there was this unspoken pressure to always put on the best front for any aspect of relationships, family, and behaviour, as if any conflict within your personal interactions and actions could cast shame on the gay community as a whole. Rarely did anyone say explicitly to my mother, "If you air your drama with your girlfriend to the public, you are doing your peers a disservice", but I could see she felt like she had to keep any 'negative' emotions to herself, lest she be responsible for someone thinking poorly of homosexuals overall.

In a similar vein, I was never comfortable talking about problems at home, because I felt as if there would be immediate judgment--well, no wonder your child is doing poorly in school...look at the home she's being reared in.

It's stupid. I KNOW it's stupid, in part of my brain. It boils down to my own selfishness, really--I don't want to have to defend the LGBT community from pinheads. But the same cultural meme that makes it known that same-sex PDA is unacceptable, even when heterosexual public affection isn't, and a delinquent child is caused by being raised by homosexual men, not because those men are just lousy parents overall, is the same one that makes me wince when I see a story like Rosie and her wife's. I want them to work it out, selfishly, so I don't have to deal with anyone's I told you so's. #rosieodonnell
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quinnelizabeth
10/21/09

@Cafezinha: I, too was raised in an LGBT household, and instead of even giving us a chance to share our family experience, and things my sister and I did (which was to speak up and be generally sassy) was punished with a peer saying, "watch it, or you'll end up like your mother." It's a hard life, sometimes, but well worth the love and and affection that parents who really love each other can give. #rosieodonnell
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FADviral
10/22/09

@Cafezinha: This really struck a chord with me, thank you for sharing. Writers like Jan Moir (look up the article she wrote for the Daily Mail last week) offer good reason for this "false front" portrayed by LGBT people & their families facing problems. A gay celebrity can't even die of natural causes without highly speculative BS being extrapolated onto the entire LGBT community, so I guess this has become an ingrained cultural response to homophobic analysis in mainstream media. #rosieodonnell
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SaturdaysChild
10/22/09

@Cafezinha: Oh, I totally understand. I'm gay, and I do feel tremendous pressure to have a really super healthy relationship with my girl. But the truth is that we fight, and bicker, and are occasionally petty with each other. Just like everyone else, I imagine.

But even my (well meaning) friends say things like "Oh, you guys are so cute. You're the perfect couple!". Which is totally sweet, but not accurate, of course. We're just humans. And we love each other, and I hope we're together forever, but what if we aren't?

I do worry about perceptions. Plus, of course my parents think this is "just a phase" so I'm determined to prove them wrong too. Instead of, you know, just living my life. #rosieodonnell
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