Seriously, if she wants to skin my Grandma, make her into a rug, and festoon said rug with sequins and Peacock feathers, there's gonna be one less seat at the table this Thanksgiving. Period!*
I will say that most dressing rooms on Broadway are depressing little holes, even the "star" dressing rooms. The theaters are old, the backstages are teeny, and often the cast has to climb several flights of stairs just to get to their dressing rooms. It's absolutely not glamorous at all.
I worked as a PA on A Raisin in the Sun, and even P. Diddy's dressing room was very small. Too small for his entourage, in fact.
Oh, and side note: Phylicia (sp?) Rashad: just as wonderful and nice as she seems on TV. What a gracious lady. I heart her! #customdressingrooms
@CherriSpryte: It really wasn't that exciting, except for all of the celebrities... I just delivered flowers to dressing rooms, basically. But I got a Sean John T-shirt and hat out of the deal! #customdressingrooms
I enjoy the ridiculous as much as anyone, but maybe, just maybe...
MAYBE if productions weren't providing stars with interior decorators, then MAYBE they wouldn't have to charge $130 for a ticket, then MAYBE they could afford the financial risk of a new show instead of the endless revivals, movie adaptations, and jukebox musicals, then MAYBE Broadway could once again be relevant. Like it should be. Just a thought. #customdressingrooms
@rodmanstreet: Yeah, agreed. I mean, I've seen some great revivals (GYPSY), but offering up interior decoration as a perk seems like a waste of resources. #customdressingrooms
Do they pay for it themselves? If so, rock on. Interior decorators need work just like everyone else. But if they are making the theater pay for these upgrades, its diva behavior. #customdressingrooms
@clevernamehere: Stupid me never thought the theaters would pay for it. I am so working-class. Someone pay for something frivolous for me? Huh? #customdressingrooms
@clevernamehere: Yes, I worked on an indie music mag so I saw what bands received in their dressing rooms: a moldy couch, cold cuts and beer. I must remember for the divas it may well be that everyone bends over backwards. What color M&M was banned? Argh. #customdressingrooms
@Rose.Selavy.Needs.A.Drink: I heard a story about the M & M thing: a band put that in their contract rider because their show had a lot of really technical and complicated pyro. Which could be dangerous if not properly installed by the venue. So they put the ridiculous M & M thing in the contract to make sure the venues actually read them. #customdressingrooms
@SaturdaysChild: Yep, they used that rider so they had an easy way of making sure the entire contract had been read. That article is on snopes.com and John Flansburgh from They Might Be Giants talked about it on episode 386, "Fine Print" of This American Life. #customdressingrooms
@SaturdaysChild: Yeah, it was Van Halen and that happened back in 1981. Back in those days they used that to promote their "bad boy" image so that's why I used that example of Diva. Now of course they are all like " ooo, we wanted people to read the contract!" Uh-huh. #customdressingrooms
Well, this proves that kitsch is always a worthwhile option.
Maybe I'm just desensitized because the coworker who used to seat next to me turned her desk into some sort of Hello Kitty mausoleum/Candy Candy homage space. #customdressingrooms
And of course Margo Channing also had that sign of a bona fide star- a stalker hiding out by the back door, waiting to take over her life. #customdressingrooms
@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I loved how out of breath she always seemed -- guess plotting someone's downfall while appearing like buttah wouldn't melt in your mouth gets you winded. #customdressingrooms
So Robert Wagner thinks Audrey Hepburn was "like velvet to work with"? Clearly, the man has never sewed - unless he means she was an obnoxious, migraine-inducing pain in the ass. #jessicasimpson
@ElleL: It's too bad, bacause while not a fan, to me she's always seemed like a decent person with a good heart who's had quite a bit of bad luck in the love dept. & now with losing her dog (I would be devastated).
Also, reading my people style watch the other day & reviewing the Breast Cancer products section (after the pinkwashing article here I was curious to see who was/wasn't legit on the cause). Her pink shoes were one of only 2 items that 100% of the proceeds went to BC charity. What's crazy is that other products were major corporations such as Ralph Lauren & Estee Lauder, were only donating a portion or had caps on their donations.
Things like that and operation smile - well, I just can't help but like her... #jessicasimpson
@mikaelamac: I have always had a soft spot for her, too. She seems genuine, if not misguided in her actions/messages. But she gravitates towards these guys that are AWFUL for her. John Mayer was embarassed to be seen with her (and God only knows about the golden shower rumors), Tony Romo rode her fame coat tails and like on the field, blew it. And now Gerard Butler? Can our girl recover from this? #jessicasimpson
@ElleL: I know - she's the friend you want to take aside, shake her and say stop hooking up with these assholes!
Nice people can make poor choices & sadly for her, the whole world gets to see it played out.
Seriously, where is her friend/family member that will step in & do this for her? Maybe we need to pop a quick intervention on her for her bad choice in men. #jessicasimpson
What horribly embarrassing way is Jessica Simpson going to be broken up with this time? Is she going to have giant replica cakes made of her and Gerard for their three month anniversary, only to walk in on him in a threesome with the Olsen twins? Is she going to have an airplane painted with "GERARD & JESSICA 4 EVAR!" and grandly reveal it on the day that Gerard finds out that he's the potential father of three babies that may be his or may be Colin Farrell's? Is she going to get left at the altar on Christmas while wearing a Mrs. Claus-themed wedding dress? #jessicasimpson
my fantasy self may have to break up with my fantasy gerard butler over this. i can understand gerard getting with jen aniston, but not jessica. #jessicasimpson
@ElleL & @BlondeGoddess: let me rephrase - my head can understand gerard getting with jen aniston because she's his age, has a career that matches his, et cetera. him with jessica just makes my skin crawl. as much as he may give the "i want a dumb girl" soundbite, i don't want him to have a dumb girl. #jessicasimpson
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Seriously, if she wants to skin my Grandma, make her into a rug, and festoon said rug with sequins and Peacock feathers, there's gonna be one less seat at the table this Thanksgiving. Period!*
*Sorry Grandma. #customdressingrooms
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I worked as a PA on A Raisin in the Sun, and even P. Diddy's dressing room was very small. Too small for his entourage, in fact.
Oh, and side note: Phylicia (sp?) Rashad: just as wonderful and nice as she seems on TV. What a gracious lady. I heart her! #customdressingrooms
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Suckers.
(I love Julia Stiles. She is truly the bomb.) #customdressingrooms
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Maybe I'm just desensitized because the coworker who used to seat next to me turned her desk into some sort of Hello Kitty mausoleum/Candy Candy homage space. #customdressingrooms
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It's like watching a soap where two of the characters have the exact same story line. The tabs should just combine them for expediency's sake.
"Sad lonely babywanting Jennica Simsiston dumped again by football playing, Spartan crooner Gerohn Mayromobutt." #jessicasimpson
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Also, reading my people style watch the other day & reviewing the Breast Cancer products section (after the pinkwashing article here I was curious to see who was/wasn't legit on the cause). Her pink shoes were one of only 2 items that 100% of the proceeds went to BC charity. What's crazy is that other products were major corporations such as Ralph Lauren & Estee Lauder, were only donating a portion or had caps on their donations.
Things like that and operation smile - well, I just can't help but like her... #jessicasimpson
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Nice people can make poor choices & sadly for her, the whole world gets to see it played out.
Seriously, where is her friend/family member that will step in & do this for her? Maybe we need to pop a quick intervention on her for her bad choice in men. #jessicasimpson
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Not that I know any of them. #jessicasimpson
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