I just watched the entire first season of Californication this weekend and fell in love with Madeline Martin...and I just fell in love with her getup as well. #theprivatelivesofpippalee
I just feel like there's no hope for LL left. Even her parents have given up and are now publicly justifying their protective actions to remove responsibility for what she has/will become. #alecbaldwin
Love her. I've had a serious redhead crush thing going on for like a year now. It's like all of a sudden liking broccoli or something. Surprising and welcome. Redheads are nutritious.
Man, who is Lindsay Lohan to me? No one, I don't care about Lindsay Lohan. She made some okay movies, but it's not like she was some undiscovered Meryl Streep or something.
AT THE SAME TIME: I would happily take thirty grand to kidnap Michael Lohan and drop him off in some tiny Nepalese village where there's no phone or internet, and promise the villagers ten thousand dollars if they never let him leave. #alecbaldwin
Dane Cook, was that a not-so-thinly veiled attack on David Cross? You will never be the comedian he is. Plus he's a board certified Analrapist. #alecbaldwin
@PrincessOfPower: Plus, its not like David Cross (and the like) were attacking him for "selling out" they were attacking him for sucking hard core and stealing material. Way to miss the point douche. #alecbaldwin
Dane Cook has so many mixed metaphors going on in his statement that I'm not entirely sure of his point. But as I recall, Mr.Cook had the singular distinction of being in a movie with Jessica Simpson, so maybe he shouldn't be pointing fingers about people doing crappy movies?
@FireflyinJuly: I was tempted to go for the passive-aggressive "I'm just SAYIN'"...but rejected the idea. If there was ever a statement that didn't need a qualifier, it's the one that I just made. #alecbaldwin
@Hooplehead: I think he was doing it because so many guys were mocking him and his crappy movies - only to come out and make crappy movies themselves, like David Cross. I have never much cared for Dane Cook as a comic, but I have to agree with him on this point. #alecbaldwin
@telecomic the thoughtful red panda: I get why he's saying it. I simply disagree that someone who's made a career of making any crap movie that came along has a leg to stand on when it comes to criticizing anyone else's choice of projects. He simply has no credibility in this department. Those who live in glass houses should not be so quick to throw stones, and Cook's critics at least have the distinction of having done work that didn't stink to high heaven at one point. Whereas I am at a loss to name a single Cook vehicle that didn't scream "waste of time" to me. #alecbaldwin
@Hooplehead: wait, wait! He was really good on that... um... he had that funny bit about... well... hey, do you remember when he spiked up his hair, and wore a wrist band on his forearm? That was cool. #alecbaldwin
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Well, and him too. But I've always liked him.
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I've not seen any discussion of this fact on Jez or Gawker -- maybe I've just missed it -- but, I'm excited!!! #alecbaldwin
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Seriously, that is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. #alecbaldwin
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AT THE SAME TIME: I would happily take thirty grand to kidnap Michael Lohan and drop him off in some tiny Nepalese village where there's no phone or internet, and promise the villagers ten thousand dollars if they never let him leave. #alecbaldwin
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Dane Cook, was that a not-so-thinly veiled attack on David Cross? You will never be the comedian he is. Plus he's a board certified Analrapist. #alecbaldwin
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You still aren't funny.
Fart,
David Cross
(please tell me someone saw the letter David Cross wrote to Larry the Cable Guy) #alecbaldwin
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