Not schooled in the "science of law and finance"??? Wesley, you get a hearty "Bish please" for that one. Everyone knows the tax man is a pimp and the pimp has to get his cut. Even brokies like me have to pay taxes. No one is tax-exempt, NO ONE.
Wow, since I keep seeing the OPPOSITE sentiment expressed here re: the tour bus accident- how terrible for that poor man and his family and thank goodness no one else was seriously injured.
What is the Vatican talking about? Bella and Edward wait until marriage to have sex and Bella refuses to abort her baby even though it might kill her. You'd think that Twilight would be on top of their Netflix queue.
"Speidi also told Playboy that in 2010 they plan to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend that Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets."
This made me laugh so hard I choked on my sanwidge. It's nice that they make fun of themselves. Since, y'know, it lets us have a little break once in a while. #carrieprejean
@KATE!: I don't frequent TMZ, but somebody linked over there recently and if you listen to the interview with the guy who received the video, it sounds like they had a cyber-thing going and only really spent a few days in physical proximity. #carrieprejean
Down in the pleasure centers,
Hell bent or heaven sent,
Listen to the propaganda,
Listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand,
That she wouldn't understand.
Pump it up until you can feel it.
You've got to HAND it to Carrie, she really grabs onto the expression and RUBS it for all its worth: you need to love yourself before someone else can love you #carrieprejean
Whoa, eight sex tapes? That's really dedication to filming sex. So, I ask, would it be a kink, a fetish, or some who just really, really wants to be on TV? #carrieprejean
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Virgin birth, crucifixion, Lazarus rising from the dead: nothing extreme about any of that.
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This made me laugh so hard I choked on my sanwidge. It's nice that they make fun of themselves. Since, y'know, it lets us have a little break once in a while. #carrieprejean
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i wonder what is so interesting about her she-bop sessions that warrant eight different tapes? #carrieprejean
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when she thinks about her
she touches herself.... #carrieprejean
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Gonna use my arms,
Gonna use my legs,
Gonna use my style,
Gonna use my sidestep,
Gonna use my fingers,
Gonna use my, my, my, imagination #carrieprejean
11/13/09
Down in the pleasure centers,
Hell bent or heaven sent,
Listen to the propaganda,
Listen to the latest slander.
There's nothing underhand,
That she wouldn't understand.
Pump it up until you can feel it.
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*head explodes* #carrieprejean
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