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    Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk

    Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes

    Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows

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    Image of lisas lisas
    10/06/09

    In reply to Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
    I wonder what, exactly, you'd expect an objective source to say about the essence of love. "It's everything except that red rose parfum crap. Man that stuff stinks. Ignore Ashley, it's just the crack talking."
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    10/06/09

    In reply to Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
    Lily looks fanfuckingtastic. I need those tights, Karl. Karl? Can you hear me?
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    10/06/09

    @lafleur: "Ei am zo zorry, ma fleur. Zeez tites on-ely come in siz-zes zah-row and doo-bleh zah-row. Quelle taille?"
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    10/06/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Oh mon Dieu, ils ne fabriquent pas ma taille. That is for sure.
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    10/06/09

    @lafleur: OH no! I was just making that up to make a joke on the insane sizing in the high-end industry! I don't know what sizes really are available. Sorry for confusion....
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    Image of lisas lisas
    10/06/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Dude.
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    lisas was starred lisas was unstarred
    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    10/06/09

    @lisas: I know. I had a lot of caffeine today.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/06/09

    In reply to Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
    I am starting to think these designer people are just a bunch of loonies.
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    Image of kkatt kkatt
    10/06/09

    In reply to Lily Sings For Chanel; Claudia Quits Catwalk
    But Ashley does the perfume smell like Old Cow or New Cow?
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    Image of Jenna Jenna
    10/06/09

    @kkatt: You're so easy to talk to, unlike my current cow.
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    Image of messybessy messybessy
    09/03/09

    In reply to Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes
    I. Love. Jennifer. Connelly. So. Much.
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    badmutha promoted this comment messybessy was starred messybessy was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/03/09

    @messybessy: I second this affection for her.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/03/09

    In reply to Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes
    "Mark your calendars! She by Sheree, apparently some design offspring of a Real Housewife, is coming to Fashion Week."

    Fashion week has jumped the shark.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    That "Don't Shop" ad is one of the most out-of-touch, misguided, and poorly filmed things I've ever seen. And at 6 minutes, it's unbelievably self-indulgent. Are people really so clueless that they don't understand consumers are cutting back on shopping because they are a) losing their jobs and hard up for money or b) finally learning (or being forced) to live within their means? Plus, comparing shopping to voting is ridiculous.

    Also, it sounds like it was filmed in my bathroom.
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    Image of alltheteainchina alltheteainchina
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    well i'm never, EVER going into an Ulta again because when i asked the salesperson if the store near me carried this truly awesome foundation i had bought at sephora in new york (oh how i wish i had the money for it now... wet n' wild, how you make my face break out) she scoffed at me and sniggered, "no, i believe you're going to have to keep going to QVC for that."

    i'm like, excuse me!? first of all, what is wrong with you, i'm supposed to feel welcome and want to buy things, that's what retail is all about and second of all... WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH QVC?
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    emilyanne promoted this comment alltheteainchina was starred alltheteainchina was unstarred
    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    07/24/09

    @alltheteainchina: wow that's some sales techinque she had there.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    07/24/09

    @alltheteainchina: Not a goddamned thing. Even if you buy nothing, it's entertaining and it's like in-home window shopping.

    I have bought a few things from there and I have no shame about it.
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    Image of letitcrash letitcrash
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    I'm not really sure if Alicia actually meant what I think she does, but if she means that people shouldn't buy junk unless they actually need it, that's pretty cool. She's pretty environmentalisty; I like when people advocate minimalizing for the sake of the environment rather than just changing what it is one consumes and not how much.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment letitcrash was starred letitcrash was unstarred
    Image of KelseyElle KelseyElle
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    They need to just open up a Real Housewives store. Nene can sell her shoes, Kim can sell her CDs, Sheree can sell her clothes, the entire NYC cast can sell their books, Bethenney will sell cupcakes, Jill will sell fabric, Vicki will sell insurance, Ramona and Lauri's daughter will sell skin care products, Ramona for an inexplicable reason will also sell crosses, that one guy will sell energy drinks and Danielle will sell herself.

    It will be like a very very expensive Target.
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    cate3710 promoted this comment Edited by KelseyElle at 07/24/09 11:49 AM KelseyElle was starred KelseyElle was unstarred
    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/24/09

    @KelseyElle: I would totally shop there. Do you know how effing hard it was to find Bethenny's baked goods in Manhattan? MAN. HAT. TAN. Ridamndiculous and I still want a cupcake.
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    Image of KelseyElle KelseyElle
    07/24/09

    @hellosunshine: Do you remember the episode where she is standing in some supermarket in the burbs trying to hand out free cup cakes but no one cares? This store would be the opposite of that.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    Paris's museum is good but it's nothing on my personal favourite - Moscow has a museum of forgotten objects - that is a museum filled with things so obscure that no one knows what their purpose was these days - once someone can identify what they were used for they leave the museum.
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    Image of Jenna Jenna
    07/24/09

    @emilyanne: Have you been to the adventure in metaphysical museology that is the Museum of Jurassic Technology in Culver City? It sounds like the Russian museum should be its cousin.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    07/24/09

    @jenna: ooh no but that sounds genius, I love crazy museums.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    Jennifer Lopez's new scent, "My Glow," was apparently inspired by motherhood.

    Soooo it smells like milk vomit, strained carrots, and not showering for 3 days?
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    Edited by Zombie Ms. Skittles at 07/24/09 11:46 AM Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of chersolly chersolly
    07/24/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: What she meant to say was her motherhood experience, not everyone else's. It smells like restful, beautiful sleep.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    07/24/09

    @chersolly: and Gray's Papaya
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    Image of swashbuckling swashbuckling
    07/24/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Would it kill motherhood to inspire a ban on the word 'glow' from any future J. Lo perfume lines?
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    07/24/09

    @swashbuckling:some future name ideas: Glowing Pains, Glow-worm, Glow with the Flow, Glow-rious, Crazy-Glow
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/24/09

    @swashbuckling: Continuing a Glow/J.Lo thread from a while back, I'll just throw some more ideas out there:

    Glow From The Block
    Glow in Manhattan
    On the Glow
    Glowing for Tonight
    Enough (Glow)
    El Canglowte
    In Glowing Color
    Fly Glow
    The Back-Up Glow
    Jersey Glow
    Shall We Glow
    Monster-in-Glow

    Y'all, this is only the beginning.
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    07/24/09

    @hellosunshine: you were kind enough not to mention the one that tanked: GiGlow
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/24/09

    @notheretomakefriends: It was scrapped in development. Smelled too much like shame and Dippity Do.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    A counterfeit pregnancy test? Please tell me that I'm missing something here and there is a way in which that could possibly make sense.
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    Image of amowls amowls
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    I don't want to know what motherhood smells like.
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    Annabellie promoted this comment amowls was starred amowls was unstarred
    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    07/24/09

    @amowls: Sour milk, dirty diapers and talcum powder, I'm pretty sure.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    07/24/09

    @Annabellie: pretty much - although in my case minus the talc (which oddly we are told not to use in the UK) and plus additional odeur de vomit.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/24/09

    In reply to Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
    Jennifer Lopez's new scent, "Glow Worm" was apparently inspired by Marc Anthony.
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