Seal And Heidi Klum: But They Make It Look So Easy...

"All politics is marriage." No one actually said that except me, and that was when I was drunk, so I don't know why I wrote that in quotes and it is not as if I am asking to be quoted in some entirely different context saying that in some fancy magazine, but I stand by the original drunk train of thought. All politics… » 10/15/07 10:00pm 10/15/07 10:00pm

Paris And Lindsay Make Peace; Britney's New BF Is Off The Sauce But On…

  • The Paris-Lindsay truce is officially on, thanks to Paris' appearance at Lindsay's 4th of July makeoutfest. (Side note: new Lindsay boyfriend is either some soap star's son or some legendary horrible diva's son, both of whom we're pretty sure she can relate to!) Official reason given for the warming of relations is…
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Spouse Wars! Who Needs A Female President When America Is Really Only…

Reading Frank Rich's Cancer-Katie-Backlash-Backlash-to-the-Backlash weigh-inElizabeth Edwards For President on Sunday reminded us that one of the reasons our mom was wooed by, ha ha, the "compassionate conservative" in 2000 (yeah, this would be the Jezzy who hails from Virginia speaking) was because she had been so… » 4/02/07 2:06pm 4/02/07 2:06pm