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    It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp

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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    I have never been more ready for the wild rumpus to start.
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    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    I wonder what pencil you use when you're correcting someone self-righteously. It doesn't seem right to use the plain old red pencil like any other morally inferior editor. Perhaps the chartreuse pencil is what you use when you are both editing and congratulating yourself on your superior sensitivity?
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    Joe Francis; it's not just the religious right that hates you, you unfathomable douchebag. Please don't compare your OMGSTRUGGLE as a rich hetero white male who makes a living exploiting young, drunk, sexually insecure chicks to the long,ongoing struggle for GLBT rights. No one feels sorry for you. Die in a fire.
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    Image of thequeenofstartingover thequeenofstartingover
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    Maybe Heidi should have gave her baby the middle name after her father's stage name

    ...so she'd be Lou Seal *rimshot*
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp

    I'm pretty inconsolable about Southland being canceled. "Hot Cop Show" was one of the better things to watch on TV recently.

    Maybe they should have thought better of referring to it as "The ER of Cop Shows." Just sayin'...
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    10/13/09

    @Tippi Hedren: Or maybe they shouldn't have Jay Leno's awful show on 5 nights a week...
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    10/13/09

    @pmarble: I know. Who watches that, anyway?
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    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    10/13/09

    @Tippi Hedren: Me too! Man, I liked Ben McKenzie, I really did.

    Oh well. He still has a decent career ahead of him.

    Fuck NBC. They canceled "American Dreams," and now, this.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/13/09

    @Tippi Hedren: It was a pretty good show - perhaps too much like Hill Street Blues to be successful in today's market. Not as morally ambiguous as The Wire, but not as goody-two-shoes as the procedurals that are jamming the airwaves.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    Call me a spoil sport, but before I invest a million of my own goddamn dollars in someone else's venture, I have a sit-down meeting with my trusty friend Google. When I'm really square, I call up the Better Business Bureau. I know, I know, I'm no fun.

    So Glynn, when you say, "her female charms," you're actually saying, "my own idiocy and lack of business savvy"? Glad we're on the same page.
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    Image of alwayswrite alwayswrite
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    "Madonna is offering one of her favorite pairs of Christian Dior shoes to a charity supporting Gypsy child education."

    That's cool of Madonna but it's Roma, not Gypsy.
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    Image of SlayBelle SlayBelle
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    My husband just came back from a year in Pondicherry (anthropologist). The ashram that Kanye is likely at is the only place he could get reliable, free internet service. Its India, people. They have things like internet and phones and computers. Really!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    The Lohan family proves once again that famewhoring is genetic.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    10/13/09

    @morninggloria: There is no genetic link between Dina and Michael, and I know you aren't talking about Lindsay. You must mean Ali. I agree with the assessment of Ali as a fame whore.
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    10/13/09

    @BAngieB: Michael and Dina both have the gene and passed it onto their children.

    The same thing will happen if Heidi and Spencer ever produce. It will be like a family of towhead Lohans.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    10/13/09

    @morninggloria: Except for Lindsay, of course.
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    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    10/13/09

    @BAngieB: I love your firm insistence. OF COURSE excepting Lindsay.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    10/13/09

    @BAngieB: Bless. Still carrying that torch, BAngieB? Even though she's a bigger train wreck than ever before?
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    10/13/09

    @Mrs. Stephen Fry: You shut your hateful mouth.
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    10/13/09

    @margareita metermaid: Of course.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    10/15/09

    @BAngieB: Not hateful. Only truthful. I know you love her, but you cannot deny the girl has so very many issues. Enough to fill a magazine rack. #heidiklumbirth
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    10/15/09

    @Mrs. Stephen Fry: I deny nothing, but ugly talk doesn't help anyone. You know this. #heidiklumbirth
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    10/15/09

    @BAngieB: I'm not trying to be ugly, honestly. I apologize if I have offended you. Sorry, BAngieB. No offense intended. #heidiklumbirth
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    10/15/09

    @Mrs. Stephen Fry: No worries. I don't get offended over things like this. I just gotta keep defending her. #heidiklumbirth
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    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    No, Joe Francis, no. It's not just the "religious-right" that disagrees with you illegally filming and exploiting people, minors, and then sexually assaulting said individuals: it's the law. You piece of shit.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    Also, seeing how awesome Heidi Klum looks as a pregnant woman makes me hopeful for my future fruit-bearing years. I had a tearful moment yesterday where I was trying on dresses, and I looked like Shaquille O'Neal in all of them, so seeing tall women who look lovely and elegant always makes me feel better and, well, less like Shaquille O'Neal.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    10/13/09

    @whynotshesaid: My daughter is 6'4". She gave birth last week - and was the most beautiful pregnant woman ever. She looked nothing like Shaquille O'Neal, and neither will you!
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    10/13/09

    @PaintedTrollop: Congratulations!
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    Southland fans, I feel your pain. The same thing happened to Brotherhood, and I nearly cried. It is so sad when good shows get canceled, while Two and a Half Men stays on the air for ten years.

    Also, Joe Francis? STFU.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    I was so pissed about the Southland cancellation that I wrote Jeff Zucker an email to bitterly complain, and so can you!:
    jeff.zucker@nbcuni.com
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    10/13/09

    @ritualtheory: I am also pissed off. It was such a good solid show with great characters (including really strong females) and NBC has NOTHING decent on the air now other than 30 Rocks. Jay Leno and his dumbass show are ruining NBC.
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    Image of PinkSoxHat PinkSoxHat
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    Joe, the Religious Right didn't put you in jail because they don't like what you do for a living. You went to jail because YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR TAXES! Really not the same, but thanks.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    10/13/09

    @PinkSoxHat: Plus, just so you know, Joe, it's not just the religious right who hates you. Signed, an agnostic Liberal who hates you.
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    Image of lovecake lovecake
    10/13/09

    @PinkSoxHat: Yeah, how dare this fuckwad claim that he was persecuted against. He didn't pay taxes, and he is known for his violent outbursts and harrasment of underage girls.
    HOW DARE HE COMPARE THAT TO BEING BORN GAY.
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    Image of SaturdaysChild SaturdaysChild
    10/13/09

    In reply to It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp
    Two things: first of all, speaking as a lesbian, I would like to respectfully ask Joe Francis NOT to help us out in our struggle for civil rights.

    Also, this quote from Michael Lohan confuses me: "I am in the Celebrity Boxing Federation, so I had to go out to Philadelphia to meet with the chairman of the organization," Lohan says. "They asked me if Jon would fight, so I went up to Pennsylvania to visit Jon."

    Does he know that Philadelphia is IN THE STATE of Pennsylvannia?

    Just curious....
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    10/13/09

    @SaturdaysChild: Hopefully he knows Philly is in PA, but who can tell? It seems that he hasn't mastered the phone yet, seeing as he apparently had to conduct these conversations in person.
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