Hitching up your dress in public to adjust your Spanx is pretty understandable in my book. Those things are effing uncomfortable. #judgejudymichaellohan
@frankie22: Seriously. I've shown more cooter than that a couple drinks into a girdle-filled night. I never leave voice mails though, DDing is bad enough, don't leave any proof. #judgejudymichaellohan
@femme-bot: They came from Long Island. Which is an actual island, unlike Rhode Island. Unfortunately, I think if they can find their way to Hollywood from there, one of the furthest points in the continental USA, we'll hear from them anywhere. #judgejudymichaellohan
@femme-bot: I'm in Canada. Trust me, Canadians can find their way into the states - look at Seth Rogen and Alex Trebec. I think this is a job for Siberia or Mongolia.
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Give the man his own show! #judgejudymichaellohan
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Seriously, this just cheered me up a lot. Thanks. #judgejudymichaellohan
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