[Ibiza, August 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

• Zac Efron and his fellow High School Musical star Corbin Bleu dropped roughly $2,000 "on lap dancers and vodka" a strip club in New York and stayed there until 3 A.M.; Efron's new film premiered the next day. [PageSix]

• A source claims that the cast of Jersey Shore is sick of dealing with Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino:

People's "Sexiest Man Alive": a title without equal or a sinister curse that will rob you, world's sexiest heartthrob, of your career, your dignity, your freedom...and your life?!

[Otrano, July 16. Image via Splash.]

• You know how Pink does insane acrobatics during her shows? She was injured during her concert in Germany. Click to watch.

• Well shit. Love her or hate her, you cannot deny that Megan Fox looks amazing and happy in her beachy, pretty wedding pictures.

[London, Jun 28. Image via WENN.]

• Katy Perry has posed topless for Esquire UK.

• In her interview with Rolling Stone, Lady Gaga says: "When I wake up in the morning, I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, 'Bitch, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.'"

• In a shocking turn of events, Julia Roberts was airbrushed down to her (now disappeared) pores for her first Lancôme ad. [Daily Mail]
• Louis Vuitton's fanny pack is exactly as hideous as you'd expect — and costs $1,970. [TLF]

• Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are allegedly on a break. When asked how wedding plans are going yesterday, Rachel said, "No, no plans," and pointed to her ring-less hand adding, "No nothing."

[Gare Du Nord, Parks; June 11. Image via Splash.]

• A source claims that Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis "physically attacked" two female employees, one of whom was "visibly pregnant," after he discovered that one of the employees was using her phone to talk to a media outlet:

• Catherine Zeta-Jones says she is not "aesthetically beautiful" because she has flaws. Sigh. [Telegraph]

• "Working with these incredible hair and makeup teams, you go in looking like a schmoe, and you come out like a movie star," Scarlett Johansson tells V. "You're like this perfectly prepared sausage…no one ever sees what goes in." [People]

• Did you think the first Sex And The City movie was too sad? Sarah Jessica Parker says: See the sequel!

• Sienna Miller has reportedly moved back into the London home she shared with Jude Law before they split in 2005. "Now that they are living together again, expect an engagement soon," says a source.

[New York, May 4. Image via Pacific Coast News]

• According to this report, Jennifer Aniston wanted to lose weight before she flew to Hawaii to film Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Nicole Kidman. So famed trainer Tracy Anderson put her on a "Baby Food Cleanse" program.