HBO Cocks Head, Shrugs, Casts Jude Law as an American Pope

In the upcoming series The Young Pope, Jude Law will portray an Italian-American pope named Pius XIII. Hmmmm. Let’s take a few moments to deconstruct that first sentence. “In the upcoming series The Young Pope...” —OK, so there’s going to be a series about a young pope, got it—“... Jude Law will portray an… »5/18/15 2:00pm5/18/15 2:00pm

Sienna Miller Told Daniel Craig 'I Love You' While Engaged to Jude Law

Ooooh! British hunk triangle from nine years ago! HOW TITILLATING. As part of the News of the World phone-tapping trial, a voicemail from Sienna Miller to Daniel Craig was played in court. While she was still engaged to Jude Law, Miller apparently left Craig a voicemail telling him, "Hi, it's me. I can't speak, I'm at… »1/28/14 8:00pm1/28/14 8:00pm

Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Camilla Parker Bowles an Alcoholic

Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's possibly-occupied womb has sent Camilla Parker Bowles straight to the bottle; she was reportedly sent to dry up in a 7-day detox retreat in Bangalore, India. Camilla and Prince Charles (the latter who has… »11/30/12 9:00am11/30/12 9:00am

Channing Tatum Is Worried About Rooney Mara's Meds in Side Effects

Sometimes in TV commercials for prescription drugs, the guy doing the quickly-paced voiceover will recite the side effects and kind of breeze right over the part that goes "in some instances death may occur." The new Steven Soderbergh movie, Side Effects (written by Scott Z. Burns) puts a whole new spin on miracle… »11/05/12 2:50pm11/05/12 2:50pm

Lady Gaga Put on a Witch Hat and Had Dinner With Julian Assange

Fuck being a waiter at the Ivy with a screenplay in your locker! The real way to meet celebrities these days is to become an international Hacktivist and chill in diplomatic asylum for a few years. Case in point: Lady Gaga visited Julian Assange—who counts Oliver Stone and Michael Moore among his most vocal Hollywood… »10/09/12 9:00am10/09/12 9:00am

Robert Pattinson Is Drying His Breakup Tears on Reese Witherspoon's Goats

Contrary to yesterday's rumors, Robert Pattinson is not on a train, on a boat, on a plane, in a moat, or partying in London. He is, in fact, crouching behind some bushes in Reese Witherspoon's Ojai, California ranch (literal, not metaphor) until this whole "world knowing your girlfriend cheated on you" thing blows… »8/01/12 9:00am8/01/12 9:00am

The Fashionable Hits & Misses At The Cannes Film Festival

The 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival kicked off this week with lots of premieres and photo ops for which celebs dressed up. From Angelina's casual khaki to typical Tilda, we have the best and worst of the offerings. »5/13/11 11:30am5/13/11 11:30am

Hofit Golan is an Israeli socialite and, evidently, something of a prom dress fan. Rachel…