Important Jude Law News! The actor is expecting his fifth babeh, this time with ex-girlfriend Catherine Harding.

I think we've just discovered Jude Law's secret talent! No, it's not being insanely sexy and haunting your dreams. It's mimicking faces.

Ooooh! British hunk triangle from nine years ago! HOW TITILLATING. As part of the News of the World phone-tapping trial, a voicemail from Sienna Miller to Daniel Craig was played in court. While she was still engaged to Jude Law, Miller apparently left Craig a voicemail telling him, "Hi, it's me. I can't speak, I'm at…

Queen of Controversy M.I.A. is currently embroiled in a vicious custody battle over her 4-year-old son, Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman, with her estranged ex-fiancé Benjamin Bronfman, the environmentalist son of Seagram heir Edgar Bronfman Jr. (and part of the younger generation of almost-too-cool dilettante-ish…

After months of false "Blogs who Cried Breakup" rumors surrounding Miley "Just Being Miley" Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, they finally huffed, and puffed, and blew the house down. Or something. IDK, wolves. BUT ANYWAY, the two have broken up on the reals, according to Page Six's multiple sources.

Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's possibly-occupied womb has sent Camilla Parker Bowles straight to the bottle; she was reportedly sent to dry up in a 7-day detox retreat in Bangalore, India. Camilla and Prince Charles (the latter who has…

Sometimes in TV commercials for prescription drugs, the guy doing the quickly-paced voiceover will recite the side effects and kind of breeze right over the part that goes "in some instances death may occur." The new Steven Soderbergh movie, Side Effects (written by Scott Z. Burns) puts a whole new spin on miracle…

Fuck being a waiter at the Ivy with a screenplay in your locker! The real way to meet celebrities these days is to become an international Hacktivist and chill in diplomatic asylum for a few years. Case in point: Lady Gaga visited Julian Assange—who counts Oliver Stone and Michael Moore among his most vocal Hollywood…

Contrary to yesterday's rumors, Robert Pattinson is not on a train, on a boat, on a plane, in a moat, or partying in London. He is, in fact, crouching behind some bushes in Reese Witherspoon's Ojai, California ranch (literal, not metaphor) until this whole "world knowing your girlfriend cheated on you" thing blows…

Sienna Miller is with child! As soon as we're done cheering, let's also take a moment to breathe a sigh of relief that said child does not belong to her former on-again-off-again flame Jude Law. Instead, the baby daddy is 26-year-old actor Tom Sturridge—whom you may also know as Robert Pattinson's best friend (and,…

The 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival kicked off this week with lots of premieres and photo ops for which celebs dressed up. From Angelina's casual khaki to typical Tilda, we have the best and worst of the offerings.

[London, January 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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The Isabella Blow bookfight rumbles on! After recounting the insults traded by Detmar Blow, Tom Sykes, and Lauren Goldstein Crowe over their just-released biographies of the British fashion editor/icon, who died in 2007, we received an irate missive from Crowe.

[Jude Law sits in the front row of his girlfriend Sienna Miller's Twenty8Twelve fashion show at London's Fashion Week, September 18. Image via Lia Toby/WENN.]

• A "friend" of Taylor Swift says that the singer wants nothing to do with the song Kanye West claims he wrote for her.

A piece published in the Guardian yesterday has forced me to come to terms with something I've been fighting for a long time, which is this: I think male cleavage is kind of hot.

[London, August 17. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

• What is your reaction to the news that Brittany Murphy's mom and Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack slept in the same bed after Brittany died?