Newspapers Report that Awesome Athlete Oscar Pistorius May Have Killed Some Hot Chick

Double amputee Paralympic/Olympic track star Oscar Pistorius was formally charged with the murder of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp this morning. The subsequent media shitstorm could be much worse — remember how NFL linebacker Jovan Belcher murdered Kasandra Perkins because he "cared about her" too much? — but it…

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