Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?

- Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]


[London, England; July 24. Image via Splash]
Above for your universal "huh"-ing is a YouTube video posted today wherein "soulful" British singer Joss Stone parodies Perez Hilton. Which is appropriate, I guess, a member of the celebrity-industrial complex sophomorically making fun of the celebrity blogger who usually occupies himself sophomorically making fun of