Mitt Romney's Sons Explain More of their Dad's Totally-Not-Evil 'Pranks'

Ok, Romney family, we get it: Mitt Romney likes being mean to people and then laughing and laughing and laughing about it. His sons made that abundantly clear during their quintet appearance on Conan last night, during which they explained that their father loves Roy Orbison, Will Ferrell, and "pranks." What kind of… » 6/21/12 2:20pm 6/21/12 2:20pm

Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Romney Sons

As the 2012 political season heats up, it's important that we don't lose sight of what's really important in the election cycle: the fuckability levels of candidates' sons. Since Mitt Romney's got the sons with the squarest jawlines, let's start Decision 2012 with an epic Romney on Romney edition of Fuck, Marry, Kill. » 2/21/12 2:00pm 2/21/12 2:00pm

Mittens Should Be Seen And Not Heard

My fellow Americans, some men were put on this earth to be seen and not heard, and I hereby present to you video evidence that the Romneys seem to be cut from this cloth. This thought may have occurred to you before — maybe when he posed the question of a group of African American citizens on Monday as to "who let the… » 1/24/08 2:00pm 1/24/08 2:00pm

Talking About The Campaign Could Destroy Your Marriage!

It's not just us, commentwhores! The Hillary-Barack beatdown is tearing apart classy dinner parties and wounding friendships and polarizing New York and even rendering marriages icier frozen bank account in Second Life, the once-prosperous totally fictional virtual reality universe that has turned… » 1/23/08 10:00am 1/23/08 10:00am