In the poster for the movie Life as We Know It, featuring Katherine Heigl and Josh Duhamel, pretty much sums up the messages you're going to get about gender.

• American Apparel can add an investor lawsuit to its list of troubles. They allege that Dov Charney has misled them and mismanaged the company. [PRLog]
• Meanwhile, analysts predict the overextended chain will close many of its unprofitable, redundant stores. [Crain's]

• American Apparel — plagued by debt, sales declines, production delays, and that discrimination kerfuffle — warned that its stock may be delisted. "American Apparel is unique because they're on the cusp of a total collapse," says one analyst. [MSNBC]

• Jessica Simpson was linked to Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner after they spoke to each other at an Oscars party and were spotted entering the same hotel, but he reportedly told his real girlfriend that it's all a publicity stunt.

[Milan, May 13. Image via INF]

[Los Angeles, April 15. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Abercrombie & Fitch was named one of America's worst companies by Corporate Responsibility Magazine. Weight Watchers also earned the dubious plaudit. [NYTimes]
• The new L'Officiel is a tribute to Alexander McQueen, and includes over 1000 photos of his work. [DesignScene]

[Los Angeles, April 1. Image via INFDaily.]

[Los Angeles, March 30. Image via x17]

• Swiss officials announced today that Roman Polanski won't be extradited to the United States until L.A. courts make a "decision on the question of an in absentia trial." For now, he'll remain under house arrest at his Swiss chalet.

At last night's very long, and very crowded, Grammy Awards, most of the audience members were just as confused, annoyed, and distracted as the viewers at home.

• Ian Halperin, who recently wrote an unauthorized book about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, claims that Angie hooked up with Lady Gaga recently and, "Apparently, Angie is obsessed with Lady GaGa." Halperin explains:

• Lindsay Lohan is preparing herself for the release of a sex tape that's making the rounds in L.A. — apparently, by attending a sex toy launch at the Hollywood club Voyeur in a low-cut, see-through top with no bra.

• Simon Cowell confirmed today that he's leaving American Idol at the end of this season. He'll be launching the U.S. version of The X Factor and sources say he's convinced a familiar face to join him on the judges' panel.

• Lindsay Lohan's car struck a photographer early yesterday morning. Allegedly.

• According to the New York Daily News, insiders are claiming that Joe Francis was behind the now-infamous Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila engagement video, which, they claim, "was designed to hype Tequila's Francis-financed Web site." [NYDN]

The "celebrity orange carpet" at the Miami Dolphins game at Landshark Stadium was about what you'd expect of a color that's not exactly red: kind of weird, and full of peculiar uniforms. Oh, and J.Lo, Fergie and friends.

[Miami, January 3. Image via WENN.]

• Charlie Sheen was arrested yesterday morning in Aspen and charged with "second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief," after a 911 call "regarding a domestic violence situation" was placed from where Sheen and his wife, Brooke Mueller were staying. [People]

[New York, December 16. Image via INF]