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    Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity

    "Australian Fritzl" Makes Headlines After 30 Years Of Abuse • Man Wins Ladies' Poker Tournament

    Fritzl Sentenced To Life In Psychiatric Center

    Fritzl Trial, Day 3: Josef Fritzl Pleads Guilty On All Counts

    Fritzl Trial, Day 2: Defense Portrays Rapist Abuser As A Caring Family Man

    Austrian Abuser Admits To Rape, Denies Murder On First Day In Court

    Recovering Otter Cuddles Teddy Bear • Russian Baby Born With Two Penises

    Retiree Builds Sanctuary For Cats • New Details Released In Fritzl Case

    Even First Kids Have To Make Their Beds • Writers Question Slumdog's Authenticity, Title

    Woman Arrested For Molestation Of Adult Male • Serena Williams Is Wealthiest Female Athlete
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    Image of FizzyGood FizzyGood
    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    Wow. Schuett sounds amazing.
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    10/13/09

    @FizzyGood:

    Yes. What a horrible story and crime, but I found her comments and strength truly inspiring and amazing. I hope she knows that she really is reaching people in her efforts to help other victims.
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    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    Just bulldoze the Fritzl house and start over. There's no saving it.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    Wow. People who exhibit healthy dietary behavior are more likely to exhibit other healthy dietary behavior? That's amazing. Next thing you know, there will be a study saying people who eat a lot of fast food are more likely to eat more fat.
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    Image of JoliePolie JoliePolie
    10/13/09

    @Lymed: Did you know that people who tend to drink plenty of plain water are also less likely to become thirsty? It's amazing how it works out like that.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/13/09

    @JoliePolie: They also have to pee more than people who don't drink much of anything, but less than people who drink lots of coffee
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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    Austrian police, for refusing the museum idea: thank you. That was the only bit of news today whose upshot wasn't to make me weep.
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    Image of LouisiAnna LouisiAnna
    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    I really wanna read these, but when it's only separated by a dot...man, I get all dizzy. Am I getting told? I need paragraph breaks. You kids get off my lawn!
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/13/09

    @LouisiAnna: You can always cut and paste it into a word document and then double space it. Might make it easier. That is a trick used by people with cognitive impairments who have difficulty reading large chunks of text (not saying you have such impairment, just sharing the tip)
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    10/13/09

    @LouisiAnna: It's not only you. Think someone is missing the boat about bullet points.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    10/14/09

    @dropkickninjas: I have a heard time reading it, too. Sometimes it's hard to tell where one item stopes and the next begins. Perhaps the editors could do like they do on the "Dirt Bag" feature and keep each item as a seperate line/paragraph.
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    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    Today's leftovers are more like fuckovers.

    Fuck you hecession, Swedish teen boys, hysterectomy-happy OB's, Annie Le's killer, all cancers, Joseph "The Most Vile Cat In The Hat Impersonator Ever" Fritzl, and a special shoutout to the crazy goddamned world wherein girls try to beat a fetus out of themselves because abortion is not legal ENOUGH for everyone yet, and last but not least, fuck off and fucking SUFFER, Dennis Earl Bradford.

    Eight year olds are all eyes and smiles and fucking rainbowbrite stickers you sick piece of shit.

    Excuse me while I try to get this smell out of my brain with the only liquid I'll be partaking in the rest of the day, Whalers Vanille Rum & Coke motherfucking Zero.
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    Image of roslyn taber roslyn taber
    10/13/09

    @labeled: it's true, all of the news items were depressing. but the thought of Whaler's Vanille ... made me think of a better tomorrow. because i am superficial.
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    10/13/09

    @roslyn taber: (it is special, isn't it? yum)
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    Why are we just figuring out all of the stuff you can give you kids in utero NOW? That seems kind of, like, important, RIGHT?
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    Image of Kirkat Kirkat
    10/13/09

    @AmericanSplendor: The theory used to be that the sperm contained a miniature human who just sat in the womb until they were big enough to come out. No brain, bone, organ development, just growth of a fully-formed, miniature person.
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    Lymed promoted this comment Kirkat was starred Kirkat was unstarred
    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/13/09

    @AmericanSplendor: Most doctors will probably tell you that Lyme disease, a bacteria that can live in any organ of your body and be in your blood, can't be passed in utero. Does that make any scientific sense? No. And I know people who have passed it to their children in utero. It also makes sense to me that cancer in your lymphatic system could be passed in utero. But sometimes I think science just doesn't want to think about it.
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    Image of ReanimatedHorse ReanimatedHorse
    10/13/09

    @Lymed: My mother had cancer when she was pregnant with me and I'm fine. Uh, I hope.
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    Lymed promoted this comment ReanimatedHorse was starred ReanimatedHorse was unstarred
    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/13/09

    @ReanimatedHorse: But this woman had leukemia which is a cancer of the blood. Blood crosses through the placenta. Similarly, I'd think cancer that's gotten throughout the lymphatic system might be able to pass because it goes throughout the body rather than being localized.
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    Image of ReanimatedHorse ReanimatedHorse
    10/13/09

    @Lymed: OK this warrants an actual call to my mother. Thanks for the explanation.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    According to a new study, people who get most of their daily liquids from plain water rather than other beverages tend have healthier diets in general and eat more fiber, less sugar, and fewer calorie-dense foods.

    Oh, that's me! I'm a statistic!
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    10/13/09

    @TRexstasy: +1! Have big green bottle next to me right now, but must keep it closed or kitten will knock it over. Why do they DO that? it's totally deliberate.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    10/13/09

    @BytheSea: Aw, kitty! I don't know why they do that, but I had to buy a new hard drive for my macbook a couple weeks after I adopted my youngest, Max, because he decided to water the keyboard.
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    10/13/09

    @TRexstasy: you mean he watered it ... himself? Eeeeee there's no getting that out.

    I got a silicone skin for my keyboard after Atheletic Kitten leaped on my desk and knocked coffee on my keyboard. It didn't ruin it, but it wasn't fun to clean up.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    10/13/09

    @BytheSea: My kitty used to bit keys off of my keyboard. I had a handful of letters that were much more difficult to type after that.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    12-year-old Abby Miller plays her guitar and sings on the street to raise money for her 4-year-old friend, Taylor Love, who has neuroblastoma, a cancer of the nervous system. The money goes to Love's family and Miller also asks people to write "Love Notes" to Taylor. "Her mom reads them to her before she goes to bed at night," Abby said. "Taylor gets excited for them and she loves getting them read to her because she likes knowing that people are supporting her and people are actually thinking of her."

    Taken in light of the "PINK!!!!!!!!11" article earlier, this really makes me feel like an ass.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    Swedish GIRLS? One word: Masturbation.
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    10/13/09

    @sybann: I hope those Swedish boys stated their views out loud instead of in a written survey so that the girls know which one to avoid like the plague.
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    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    "This event in my life was a tragic one... But today, 19 years later, I stand here and want you all to know that I am OK. I am not a victim, but instead, victorious."

    Here come the tears. That is so awesome. I can't even imagine the relief this must give Jennifer and her family.
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    10/13/09

    @18thfloor: I am speechless over this story. Jennifer Schuett, you are AMAZING.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/13/09

    In reply to Search Begins For Missing WWII Pilot • Sense Of Smell Linked To Emotional Sensitivity
    YOU GO JENNIFER SCHUETT! and also my lack of sense of smell is related to my terrible allergies, not my insensitivity.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    09/17/09

    In reply to "Australian Fritzl" Makes Headlines After 30 Years Of Abuse • Man Wins Ladies' Poker Tournament
    Fishing cats are awesome. Cuddling cats are more awesome.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    09/17/09

    In reply to "Australian Fritzl" Makes Headlines After 30 Years Of Abuse • Man Wins Ladies' Poker Tournament
    Egypt's top Islamic authority sounds like a designer in his spare time.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/17/09

    @sybann: I wonder what Tim Gunn would think of Egypt's top Islamic authority's designs....
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    Image of MIXED MIXED
    09/17/09

    In reply to "Australian Fritzl" Makes Headlines After 30 Years Of Abuse • Man Wins Ladies' Poker Tournament
    I can't take another "Fritzl" story right now. I just can't.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/17/09

    @MIXED: This is too much, what's the matter with people? These little girls are their daughters!!

    I give up.
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