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    09/17/09

    In reply to Live Blog: Divas Live 2009
    I'm so glad I got tuned onto this just in time to see some random lady nursing a drink, and Kathy Griffin quietly sitting in a chair backstage. This is bizarre in the best way possible.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Live Blog: Divas Live 2009
    Starting with Cold Hearted Snake makes me unaccountably happy.
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    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    When I read this in my Google reader they were all stacked vertically and I didn't realize that the ID was after the comment, not before it.

    Therefore I thought that Karl Rove tweeted this:

    "We are sky people as well as being earthlings. Remember we are all walking in the sky as well as the earth."

    And that Yoko Ono tweeted this:

    "How many of ya'all wear weaves or wigs or clip-ins? for the boys: toupees or comb-overs or penciled in hairlines?"
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    08/19/09

    @audreymonroe: priceless! let's make Tweet Beat a matching game: Can you attribute the quote to its author?
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    Image of dj_chick dj_chick
    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    1) Yoko tweeted (twote? twoted?) the coolest thing of all.

    2) Tila Tequila wrote a book?
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    Oh, god.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    Whenever I do anything from now on, no matter how narcissistic, I will tell people that they "will appreciate this 1" - just in case they miss the train to Appreciation Town, purchased that ticket for 'em ahead of time.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    Thank you for this feature! I've been looking to outsource my twitter watching for ever. Or like, a month and a half. I think Yoko is the only one I really miss.
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    Image of Booksaretoo Booksaretoo
    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    Wait, second book?!

    Also, how can you not love Ono? She's like an older, Japanese-American Tori Amos.

    Remember when Jesse Camp interviewed Tori for MTV? (Sorry kids, couldn't find video of the magic).

    Or when Yoko was on Conan with her performance art in a big black sack? (Youtube fails me again. Alas.)
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment Booksaretoo was starred Booksaretoo was unstarred
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    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    Ronson is not only sexist, she's factually incorrect: [bit.ly]
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    Image of CherryAmes_CruiseNurse CherryAmes_CruiseNurse
    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    "Talkin' it up! On the Tyra Banks talk shooooow! Talkin' about hair weaves, talkin' about crazy cool medallions!"

    Help. I can't stop singing.
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    Cunning_Linguist promoted this comment CherryAmes_CruiseNurse was starred CherryAmes_CruiseNurse was unstarred
    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    08/18/09

    @CherryAmes_CruiseNurse: LOVE
    [www.hulu.com]
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    Luda: No man has ever asked me to shave any of my body hair. I do it (or don't do it) when I feel like it... and if any man insisted on me always being perfectly clean shaven I don't think the relationship would work out too well.

    Tila: I look forward to ignoring your (apparently 2nd!?) book as it sits on the bookshelves at Chapters.

    Jordin: Harry Potter is awesome, you are less so.

    Heidi: *Sigh*

    Sam: Screw you.
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    This is so deep! I wanna try too:

    "I love tamales!"
    "I type fast!"
    "I don't like the word ensconced!"
    "I'm hung over"
    "I put my hair in a ponytail today. What do y'all think of ponytails?"
    "I ate edamame, now I'm bloated"
    "My boss said 'do this' and I said 'ok'"

    Also, I think Yoko Ono could hang out with Bai Ling, I'd pay good money to hear that conversation.
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    08/18/09

    @Casquivana: YES! to the suggestion of a Bai Ling/Yoko Ono meeting-of-minds.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/18/09

    @Casquivana: OH GOD! Thanks SO much - I can have edamame for dinner!!
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    Image of History Major History Major
    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    Shakespeare meet Solange she is your heir apparent.
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    Image of robyngraves robyngraves
    08/18/09

    @PogoStick09: I hate that we share the same first name. Hatehatehate it. She gives my name a uh. Bad name.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    Who would want to use the likeness of Karl Rove?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/18/09

    @Lymed: That was my first thought.
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    08/18/09

    @Lymed: Sorry, my comment posted twice.
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    Edited by BabyJane at 08/18/09 7:54 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    08/18/09

    @BabyJane: that would be my ONLY thought
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    08/18/09

    In reply to What Celebs Are Saying On Twitter Today
    I would like to personally bitch slap everyone over the age of 12 who can't be bothered to type out the words "you" "your" "are" "to" "one" etc.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    08/18/09

    @MizJenkins: I would like you to come and be a guest speaker with my freshman English students.
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    08/18/09

    @MizJenkins: Pshaw, Miz Jenkins. Typing those extra letters is SO HARD!

    *This is sarcasm, I completely agree with you. I'm not especially slappy, but I would enjoy making these usage-phobes write proper sentences on the chalkboard a few hundred times.
     Reply
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    08/18/09

    @MizJenkins: To be fair, you've only got 140 characters...
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