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    Lots Of Pumpkins, Not Enough Patches

    Christina Aguilera: Red Stop! Green Go!

    Christina Aguilera Takes Her Eyes Off The Ball

    Christina Aguilera: Blue, Possibly-Blotto Baby Mama

    Christina & Jordan's Matching Baseball Caps, Mini-Bumps
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/12/09

    In reply to Lots Of Pumpkins, Not Enough Patches
    Everyone in the photo looks confused.
    And, I believe, for good reason.
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    Image of birminghamdrunk birminghamdrunk
    05/01/09

    In reply to Christina Aguilera: Red Stop! Green Go!
    hmmm....this reminds me of a blind item from earlier this week...
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/01/09

    @birminghamdrunk: SAME! Except they both look drunk here, no?
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    05/01/09

    In reply to Christina Aguilera: Red Stop! Green Go!
    Is that Gene Hackman driving the car?
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    05/01/09

    @NefariousNewt: Clearly, he learned his Drag Queen Rescue skills on the set of The Birdcage.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    05/01/09

    @GeorgeFayne: Actually Enemy of the State came to mind -- I suspect he's sweeping them away before "they" show up!
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    05/01/09

    In reply to Christina Aguilera: Red Stop! Green Go!
    They all look slightly jaundiced. Get well! Adjust the hue and contrast on yourselves next time!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/01/09

    In reply to Christina Aguilera: Red Stop! Green Go!
    She's been Simpsonized.
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/01/09

    In reply to Christina Aguilera: Red Stop! Green Go!
    That shot of Christina Aguilera...... is me when i was 15 getting picked up by mom outside the Pavilion on flatbush avenue. I had that look on my face. needless to say.... the "Date" ended with me consuming a whole pizza.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    05/01/09

    In reply to Christina Aguilera: Red Stop! Green Go!
    Christina : omg, Daaaaad. You are like, so unfair and embarrassing! Why do you always have to pick me up in front of the movie theater instead of down the block like I asked?


    Dad : Christina, I can't figure out why you would come to the car from the other side of the theater instead of FROM the theater. Have you been drinking?


    Jordon : Duuuude. I hope he doesn't tell MY parents. I will be in so much shit.

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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    In reply to Christina Aguilera: Red Stop! Green Go!
    The guy in the back seat sadly did not get shotgun.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: He called it one second too late!
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    05/01/09

    In reply to Christina Aguilera: Red Stop! Green Go!
    Judging by the looks on their faces, they're playing a very rousing game of "Red Light, Green Light" in their car.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    05/01/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: I'd like to think she is serenading this pepaw with one of her songs, and judging by the position of her head, I am guessing "I Turn to You."
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    Image of hortense hortense
    05/01/09

    In reply to Christina Aguilera: Red Stop! Green Go!
    Oh man. Flashbacks to when my dad used to make my boyfriend sit in the back while I sat in the front. No makeouts on dad's watch! No siree!
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    Image of everfade everfade
    11/14/08

    In reply to Christina Aguilera Takes Her Eyes Off The Ball
    Her husband always seems to look as if being glam and celebrity just isn't that important to him. This is either a match made in heaven or it will last another year.
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    Image of thatsleepyperson thatsleepyperson
    11/14/08

    In reply to Christina Aguilera Takes Her Eyes Off The Ball
    Did anyone else think "Mortitia Adams" when they saw this picture?
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    11/14/08

    @awendtlandt: I did. I wore that costume this past Halloween, so I thought, hey! that was my dress!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/14/08

    In reply to Christina Aguilera Takes Her Eyes Off The Ball
    The fourth Sanderson sister.
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    11/14/08

    @morninggloria: YES! Excellent reference pulled from the far memories of our childhoods. Nice.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/14/08

    @JerseyGrrrl: I smell a sequel!
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    Image of tailfeather tailfeather
    11/14/08

    In reply to Christina Aguilera Takes Her Eyes Off The Ball
    I assume this is "takes her eyes off the crystal ball" because she looks like my favorite childhood dress-up costume (gypsy fortuneteller!).
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    11/14/08

    In reply to Christina Aguilera Takes Her Eyes Off The Ball
    I marvel at the ability of this woman to make everything she wears look like a cheap piece of crap from a Hot Topic.
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