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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    11/11/09

    In reply to Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
    I stopped following Rose McGowan when she tweeted about how horrible red light cameras are and she needed a way to hide her license plate from them. Because running red lights is so cool? #kirstiealleytwitter
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    11/11/09

    @Ms Meghan: I should really find the study, but I've heard that the red light cameras cause more accidents than preventing them and are really about the money. Not entirely sure it's true, but makes sense to me. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    11/12/09

    @cailizma: Fair enough, but the cameras take your picture when you run red lights, which means you are trying to avoid the camera because you are running red lights. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    11/12/09

    @cailizma: Ditto on the "really should find the study," but I think the results were that the cameras caused more accidents, but less deaths. There were more fender-benders as people hit the brakes trying to avoid running the lights, but less t-bone collisions where cars running the lights got hit from the side. I guess getting hit from the side by an accelerating car is more deadly than getting hit from the back by a slowing car. Anyway, they're probably still mostly for money. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/11/09

    In reply to Lisa Rinna Is Starving Herself And Loving It
    I'm impressed Demi was driving a 5 y/o car. Not that that's really old, but in my mind stars throw away their Bentleys at the end of the week because they have fingerprints on the door handles. #kirstiealleytwitter
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    11/10/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    I'm not nearly as repulsed by Russell Brand's bedroom as I thought I would be...It must be because he isn't in it. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    Why is Kate Winslet getting a nomination for The Reader NOW? The movie came out about a year ago! (Also: it wasn't that good.) #jenniferlopez
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    Image of jessacecilia jessacecilia
    11/09/09

    @LaComtesse: Oh, I liked The Reader! Revolutionary Road, on the other hand, was a major disappointment. Major. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/09/09

    @jessacecilia: I laughed out loud during R.R. it was so ridiculous. The Reader... it just didn't bring anything new to the conversation of post-war German guilt and culpability, imo. #jenniferlopez
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    11/09/09

    @LaComtesse: I don't disagree with your take on The Reader but I did enjoy it. And I think my hope for R.R. was that it was going to be Titanic 2. I was so excited to see the two on the same screen together that I was severely disappointed when the film during out to be so drab.

    And also. who in god's name are the people who loved it so much? I'd like to talk to the Academy about this one.

    PS, glad we're talking about this a year later. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    At first glance, it kind of looked like Jennifer Lopez was checking her pulse in that photo. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    Andre is passionately anti-abortion but accepted his glamour model wife needed the procedure after a doctor told her there were "complications" with the pregnancy.

    Seriously, Andre? She had to terminate a pregnancy because of medical reasons and now you're upset because she's "betraying" you by talking about it? News flash, not everything is about you. You are not the victim in this. I never had strong feelings either way about either of them, but after reading this, I am strongly Team Jordan.
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/09/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: You know, an abortion is something horrible women do TO men out of spite. And then have the nerve to talk about it instead of hiding in shame in order to humiliate them farther, obviously.
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    Ailatan promoted this comment Edited by sarasasa at 11/09/09 8:17 PM sarasasa was starred sarasasa was unstarred
    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    If Josh's stripper didn't know he was married, why would she then ask him if he was Fergi's husband?
    More importantly, why am I giving this any thought? #jenniferlopez
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    Like I didn't already want to be Sophia Loren enough.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    Why is Jennifer Lopez wearing the Hamburglar's mask? #jenniferlopez
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    This will probably be my first and last Kristen Stewart comment, but I wanted to post it to commend her on being aware of her grammar! I hope some of my students were paying attention. Go Kristin, grammar role model!
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    Image of ExtensionOfBob ExtensionOfBob
    11/09/09

    @cocobanal: But I feel like "using this grammatically incorrect" was really her only grammar mistake. #jenniferlopez
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    11/09/09

    @ExtensionOfBob: Yes, but at least she cares about grammar! Or pretends to care. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/09/09

    In reply to J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
    Wow. Russell Brand's pad is horrible. I thought he had more taste. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11/09/09

    @Diziet_Sma: that place is so tacky. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    11/09/09

    @Diziet_Sma: I wanted to like it but I really, really don't. I hope whoever buys it puts up the cash to take down all that black wallpaper. It looks like a giant speaker system. #jenniferlopez
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/09/09

    @Diziet_Sma: What's with people thinking black and white are a perfect match for ANY occasion? Monochromatic homes are nearly uninhabitable. That said, that round bathtub is pretty awesome, too bad the rest of the bathroom is so ugly.
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    Ailatan promoted this comment Edited by sarasasa at 11/09/09 8:20 PM sarasasa was starred sarasasa was unstarred
    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    11/09/09

    @sarasasa: Agreed, I want that bathtub in my life immediately.

    Was anyone else surprised by the lack of sex dungeon, or just me? #jenniferlopez
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    11/09/09

    @CollegeCamel: Silly. The sex dungeon was there all the time, it's in our hearts!
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    Image of burningdinner burningdinner
    10/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Headed To India; Are Jude And Sienna Back On?
    I've been trying to will Martin Amis to STFU since I read "Money." #lindsaylohan
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    10/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Headed To India; Are Jude And Sienna Back On?
    Can someone make a reality show where they pay Lindsay Lohan to get her GED and like volunteer at an animal shelter once a week? I would watch and support it. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of georgina georgina
    10/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Headed To India; Are Jude And Sienna Back On?
    I bet that when Lindsay heard Michael was going to be on the Maury show, she was praying to hear the infamous, "You are NOT the father." #lindsaylohan
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    10/27/09

    In reply to Lindsay Headed To India; Are Jude And Sienna Back On?
    Just want to throw out there that there are clearly more awkward things to ask Lindsay Lohan. Asking her horribly invasive things is like the Supermarket Sweep of interviews. You can get a lot in that cart! #lindsaylohan
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