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    John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    "She's one of those crazy party animals," who never had a steady boyfriend in college said a source, "She would probably be that type of girl who would get on top of the bar and start dancing."



    It's embarrassing how much my friends blab about my social life to the tabloids!
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    Liz also twittered about how she'd been invited to speak at MJ's funeral but couldn't bear to since she was so sad about it, and didn't want to make her grief a public spectacle which I thought was really classy.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    Is it ridiculously nerdy of me to admit that I'm crazy psyched about a Darwin biopic?



    Seriously folks, it should be great! Voyaging on the Beagle, studying barnacles in intimate detail, fancying pigeons, marrying his cousin, and Wallace! OMG DRAMZ!
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    07/14/09

    @gangey: Nerds represent! I am very excited -- previews look fantastic.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    I am so glad it is legal for me to have a big fat crush on Daniel Radcliffe.
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    07/14/09

    @LawFairy: Oh, and I love that he calls Emma Watson "poor old Emma." I can't quite put my finger on it, but something about it is supremely awesome.
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    07/14/09

    @LawFairy: It's kind of funny since she's neither poor nor old. It's the irony of it all.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"

    Well Daniel. Your thoughtful and sweet comments have forced me to forgive this sartorial travesty.
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    07/14/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: gah! what the hell?
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    Wait Botswana, South Africa? Did she mean southern africa or does she think that Botswana is a city in South Africa? GAH!
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    07/14/09

    @sirensong: Botswana is in southern Africa, so I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and believe she meant that. Sad Fact: It's likely some people reading her tweet would otherwise not know where the hell Botswana is.
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    07/15/09

    @sirensong: My secret hope is, at the moment of her tweeting, she was standing with one foot in each country, a la that "four corners" point in the US. Or perhaps going through border customs. My point is, there is a geographical possibility in which she was partly in both countries at the same time.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    I do NOT find the Lindsay parody to be funny.
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    07/14/09

    @Dr. BAngieB: If you did, I'd have to go check out hell and see how the skiing was.
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    07/14/09

    @Dr. BAngieB: Agreed, it's pretty disturbing. I still don't understand how this stuff is legal. Could Linds sue or are all bets off once you become a public figure?
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    07/14/09

    @Dr. BAngieB: Lindsay isn't really a funny soul.
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    07/14/09

    @Margaret: I think because she is a public figure and it is a "parody," it is legal. Unfortunately.
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    07/14/09

    @Mar Charbel: Lindsay is an excellent comedic actress, and a pretty, pretty girl.
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    07/15/09

    @Dr. BAngieB: But, Hustler is the pinnacle of taste and humor? I'm sure you're just oversensitive. Larry Flynn is a saint.



    (end sarcasm)
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    Between that adorable interview between Daniel Radcliffe and the 11-year-old girl, and now this quote about the difficulties female actresses face, I am so impressed by him now. What a champion. His parents must be so proud to have raised such a thoughtful young man despite all the fame and media attention he gets.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    Well, I heard that John Mayer ruined Jessica Simpson's relationship, broke Jennifer Aniston's heart, caused the coup in Honduras, and started the swine flu.
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    07/14/09

    @mysterygirl: I heard he told Mark Sanford it's ok to email his Argentine lov-ah.
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    07/14/09

    @jeepgirl: John Mayer stole the mini-Zinhas' lunch money and then kicked my shins as he escaped.
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    07/14/09

    @mysterygirl: I heard that is was John Mayer who let the dogs out.



    And is personally responsible for the Bermuda triangle.
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    07/14/09

    @mysterygirl: wait... I thought Chris Brown started swine flu!
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    07/14/09

    @mysterygirl: Don't even try to let Gwyneth Paltrow off the hook. She and Mayer are behind these tragedies. Wait and see.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    My boyfriend found some not so good texts from an ex on my phone a few years ago. Thankfully he's more forgiving. I feel bad for her.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    Orgasms made of distinct or unconnected elements, Russell?
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    Ugh, Danrad why do you make it so easy for me to love you? You could atleast try and play hard to get.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    LaVar Burton injured? That's too bad. I also just realized that Reading Rainbow is finished - but I guess after 20+ years of reading kids' books (and of wearing polyester costumes and a hairband over my eyes...), I would want a break, too.



    I love PBS! What can I say?
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    07/14/09

    @Dancingfrog: I heard it wasn't even LaVar who wanted to call it quits -- he was ready to continue but ran into issues with production or something.
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    07/14/09

    @Dancingfrog: I considered making a visor reference, but Trekkie that I am, I was too concerned about his well being to joke about such a thing.
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    07/14/09

    @Margaret: Me too. But then, he'd still be able to engineer his way to safety.
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    07/15/09

    @Margaret: I didn't mean it in a mean way, because it said he was okay. I just meant it in reference to that playing even playing a really beloved character can become tiresome after a while. But then rocknrollunicorn mentioned that he didn't even want to give it up :(. But he does still direct, according to IMDB. So hopefully he's still doing things he loves :)
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    Scream 4? Really?
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    07/15/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: I certainly think it's not necesary
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    07/15/09

    @Klassy Lassy: especially considering that the star of Scream 3 was Courtney Cox's bangs.
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    07/15/09

    @LuvEwan: You know, I want to like her. I want to remain loyal to Monica Geller. I liked that Dirt show. But this and the Cougar show are getting to be too much.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to John Mayer Caused Jessica & Tony's Breakup; Hustler Makes Lindsay Porn "Parody"
    okay, okay, okay. That's it.



    Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson just need to get together already in a crazy "who's the lonely spinster now, bishes?!" lesbian marriage because I am TIRED of these two being dragged about like they're unlovable.



    I have never been a fan of either of them, but for the love of Bob, this is nuts.
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    07/14/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: It's really interesting to me that both of them made more money than their husbands when they were married.
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    07/15/09

    @Triana Orpheus: Ever wonder if the Tabloids really just want to keep wealthy, girl next door types down, ala rich black men and the cops in that episode of South Park?





    "A high profile Hollywood couple broke up, and she is not an exquisitely talented woman yet still inspires enough cute quirkiness to out earn her now former husband? We'll show her not to walk around single with that smug look on her face!"
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