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Kali Mama
12/03/08

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I know what Chris Martin is going through. I always down my birth control with a shot of Talisker.
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Red-headed bookworm
12/03/08

@Kali Mama: Oh, God, that sounds so good right now. Hmmm, I just got a bunch of giftcards at work for Thanksgiving and Christmas...maybe I should add to my scotch collection with a bottle of Talisker.
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kityglitr
12/02/08

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Damn, Kanye. Perhaps if you dated a woman other than an actress or fashion model you'd stop getting your wittle heart broken. Those industries are about the surface, not what's underneath. If you truly just want someone to love you, then stop specifying stuff like "A woman with porn-star looks who is also stylish, classy and refined." Porn star looks? Really? Really? You stay classy yourself, Kanye.
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squirrelcop
12/02/08

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Oh, Campari. How deceptively refreshing and cranberry juice-like you look to a young, tired, and thirsty traveler upon finding you in the minibar.

At least I'm not bitter about it.
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BabyJane
12/02/08

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Has anyone told Jools Oliver about the joys of Barbie feet yet? If she thinks chewing on a rubber hot water bottle is good just imagine how much she would love those!
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
12/02/08

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Jameson + lots of vitamins = What happens when you're a rockstar married to Gwyneth?
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Sukie in the Graveyard
12/02/08

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I'm confused about this Elvis Costello/Napoleon Dynamite thing. What is going on?
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Crabby Cakes
12/02/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: Right? Is he trying to imply that Napoleon Dynamite is based on his alter-ego? Or that they stole the name from him? Or his alter-ego?
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Lizawithazee
12/02/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: Napoleon Dynamite is a pseudonym he's used occasionally for many years.
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Sukie in the Graveyard
12/02/08

@Lizawithazee: ah, well that's interesting

Is Elvis looking for royalties? (if I was in his situation, I would be THRILLED that an awesome movie used my idea for inspiration - but then, I also like it when bands cover songs)

Also a key question - Did Jared know this? Is he familiar with his work/alter ego?
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Lizawithazee
12/02/08

@Sukie in the Graveyard: Who knows-- maybe Elvis is just bitter from drinking all that Campari.

(I'm just glad in his fat and happy old age that he's still pissed about SOMETHING. Even something as Grandpa Crankypants as that!)

I'm enjoying my Negroni right now. I am.
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ceejeemcbeegee is not here
12/02/08

@Lizawithazee: In what ways? To publish material? or to stealthily check into a hotel?
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Lizawithazee
12/02/08

@ceejeemcbeegee: It's a character he created in the '80s sometime, I can't remember when exactly, for one of his concept albums. A sleazy emcee or something like that. One of his MANY incarnations.

Maybe it was his Prodigy handle back in the day. NapoleonDynamite69. Nah, probably not.
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Sukie in the Graveyard
12/02/08

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MTV:

All of America knows that you are going to replay that show 450 times in the next year. That's right, I bet you will even show it twice in one day.

Want better ratings? Produce better shows.
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Crabby Cakes
12/02/08

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John Mayer is into baking, alright, but don't got NOTHIN' to do with cakes!
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
12/02/08

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Marmite? Bananas? What a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad combination!
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Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
12/02/08

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Ha, funnily enough, my fb status right now is "Jessica Alba and her 'Post-Baby Bod' can go fuck themselves."

I got up on wrong side of the bed this morning.
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deltabella
12/02/08

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Off topic, but my 45 pound basset ate an entire 90 pill bottle of Omega-3 pills last month. She was perfectly fine, but had AWFUL burps for a while. Somehow, I think Chris Martin will be ok.
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PhillyLass
12/02/08

@deltabella: Is it wrong that this made me laugh really really hard?
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deltabella
12/02/08

@PhillyLass: Oh no, it's hilarious now that I'm past the panicked phone calls to my vet. She's eaten some weird stuff though- last week she ate a bowl of marinara and then tried to deny it while her face was still covered in sauce.
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alouette
12/02/08

@deltabella: You'll have to forgive me, as I just came back from a 4hr trip to the library to write an 8pg paper, but I thought you said "bowl of marijuana" and I just could not figure out the sauce part. Time for bed..
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Penny
12/02/08

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I have a bottle of Campari in our bar that is just about as full as the one shown in the photograph.

I have no idea why we have it, but I think it may have had something to do with a champagne cocktail we tried to serve at a party a few years ago....

Anyhow, I have no idea what to do with it. But at least the bottle is pretty.
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Cam/ron
12/02/08

@Archetype: Just don't drink it. The worst cocktail I ever had was a Campari & Coke.
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Lizawithazee
12/02/08

@Archetype: If you like bitter drinks you will love Campari. Campari and soda is a classic summer apertif. Campari and OJ for the crowd that can't take the bitter full on.

My favorite: a Negroni. Equal parts gin, dry vermouth (can also do sweet, though I never have), and Campari. Shake with ice and serve in a martini glass with a twist of lemon.

I may go have one RIGHT NOW.
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Penny
12/02/08

@Lizawithazee: Great! I also have a bottle of dry vermouth. I love anything bitter or tangy.
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Scout
12/02/08

@Archetype: in my experience..."pretty" looking/colored alcohol is bad news..or perhaps that ONE time I drank 10 (+/-) Blue Hawaii's I almost died
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Eeva
12/02/08

@Archetype: Try a Spritz - Campari, Prosecco (cheap stuff will do!), splash of soda and a slice of orange. Drink while pretending you're sitting on a piazza somewhere in northern Italy.
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belle TL
12/02/08

@Archetype: Seconded on the Campari and soda--I may need to get some as a reminder of my recent trip to Italy...

Sigh.

@Lizawithazee: I've always wanted to try a Negroni, and I may just have to after that description.
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midwesternmom
12/02/08

@Archetype: Don't drink it--it will apparently shrink your head and cause oil to ooze from your pores.
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mllej
12/02/08

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Am I just tired or did they shrink her head?
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jemandtheholograms
12/02/08

@mllej: all I can think of is what Tyra and the Jays would say!
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