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    Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance

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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    10/15/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    Oh, my beloved Yoko. Please don't encourage Lady Gaga. Nooooooooooooooooo. #jongosselintwitter
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    Image of peachplum peachplum
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    Rihanna, that is egg-cellent news.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    10/14/09

    @peachplum: Srsly. Sounds like the name of a discount fertility clinic or something.
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    Image of coconanas coconanas
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    The wait is over for what Rihanna?

    World peace? AIDS cure? Second coming of Jebus?
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    goldengirl11 promoted this comment coconanas was starred coconanas was unstarred
    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    10/14/09

    @coconanas: The Rapture! My great-Aunt June is going to be so excited, and the rest of us are going to be SCREWED!
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    Image of missing_piece missing_piece
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    I love how Jon Gosselin blames the court for dividing his family. You know, because the judge was bored and decided to have you and Kate come in, order you to separate, then act like a world class douchnozzle in every conceivable way. I get it now - that's how it happened. Right.
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    Image of supergeorgina supergeorgina
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    Wtf is Shirley MacLaine saying? I thought old people were immune from the "writing like a jackass" epidemic.
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    Bunsen Honeydew promoted this comment supergeorgina was starred supergeorgina was unstarred
    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    10/14/09

    @supergeorgina: I know a few people in the entertainment industry who can verify, Shirley MacLaine is a jackass.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    I'm starting to like Stephanie Pratt. Should I be worried?
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    10/14/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: The sister of my enemy is. my. friend?
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    Image of lobsterswithmittens lobsterswithmittens
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    OMG - Rihanna is giving us her own unsolicited uterus update! Read between the lines, people! "Ova"? Where's our tabloid bump watch when we need it!?
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    If I were Lady Gaga I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight from excitement over Yoko's tweet. How sweet a tweet.
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    10/14/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Yoko Ono's tweets are AWESOME. You must follow.
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    To be fair Star Jones, the haters did sort of did kill Jesus and I doubt you have the same sort of "rise from the dead powers" he did.
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    Ipomoea promoted this comment Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was starred Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    What a collection of boobs.
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    Image of thephoenix thephoenix
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    No Jon, the court didn't divide your family, you did.
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment poires et poireaux approved this comment thephoenix was starred thephoenix was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    I nominate John Mayer to respond to Shaq's old school "yo momma" slam. I think he's up to the challenge.
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    Image of roslyn taber roslyn taber
    10/14/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: i'm really torn about how much i love "yo mommas." so funny! so fun to sit around and go off on with your cousins when you're 9-12! so mysogynistic!
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment roslyn taber was starred roslyn taber was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/14/09

    @roslyn taber: Around our house, it's mostly "yo kitties," because we have two rather overweight cats. For instance:

    "Yo kitty so fat, she has smaller fat cats in orbit around her!"

    Less misogynistic, more entertaining.
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    Jennifer Aniston has a twitter now? Are all her tweets youtube links to Bobby Vinton's, "Lonely"?
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    10/14/09

    @TexasCrude: I'm surprised she has time to tweet with all the sad old-lady man-less crazy cat fairs she organizes.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10/14/09

    @AmericanSplendor: All my faux, tabloid-induced sympathy for her vaporized as soon as I learned that she refers to herself as "The Jen Aniston." For now on, I am "The Tchotchke."
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    10/14/09

    @TexasCrude: She has such courage, what with typing through the tears which splash mournfully upon her keyboard.
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    10/14/09

    @Tchotchke: The AmericanSplendor agrees with you wholeheartedly!
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    Image of Sister Jukebox Sister Jukebox
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    I seriously love Shaq. He seems like such a giant goof ball that just wants to have fun. I watched the last episode of Shaq vs. when he took on Michael Phelps. It was fantastic.
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    rd2uk promoted this comment Sister Jukebox was starred Sister Jukebox was unstarred
    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    10/14/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
    is it just me, or is todays tweet beat not as awesome as usual?

    (still appreciate that you do it, though, tracie!)
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    Image of AmericanSplendor AmericanSplendor
    10/14/09

    @rd2uk: Blame the government. They're totally censoring the funny tweets.

    Always. blame. the. government.
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    Image of SheelaNaGig SheelaNaGig
    10/14/09

    @rd2uk: I think its the loss of Courtney and Frances! I miss the twitters of those fine ladies, but for very different reasons.
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