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    Image of boring diatribes boring diatribes
    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    My favorite part was at the end when he stopped talking for an awkward amount of time and I thought this may be a forever thing. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    @boring diatribes: It's like when Colin is in trouble and he stares into the middle distance so if anyone yells at him, they don't feel like they're getting through. (Kate's words.)

    Or maybe all the pot has killed the nerve cells that make facial expressions. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    @BytheSea: God, I love Colin! See, the backlash of all this is that I won't be able to know what happens to those kids in the future, which is extremely selfish on my part. I imagine a few of them will be bitter and want to be as far away from the spotlight as possible (while future-Mady tries to market her sex tape). #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    PR Strategy 3,685: Make fun of yourself! People love people who make fun of themselves!

    PR Strategy 3,686 Make fun of Michael Lohan! People hate Michael Lohan!

    PR Strategy 3,687 Still not working? We'll get back to you tomorrow! #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    At least the earring's gone. I have a theory that it's been the culprit, planted by Ed Hardy, and exacting mind-control over Jon. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    jon managed to cover all 7 of the deadly sins in just over 2 minutes, plus ed hardy, which makes 8. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of alexherrera alexherrera
    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    Wasn't he just on a 'woe is me' tour asking for forgiveness and renouncing fame? Go away dude. Just go away. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    Funny or Die... Is that like Cake or Death? Because, sorry Jon, we've run out of cake and that wasn't funny. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    Now if only he'd remove his name from the headlines, delete himself from America's collective memory and pack up his famewhoring ways. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of BeckyIva BeckyIva
    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    I realize this is supposed to be funny, but he seriously looks about 1,000,000 times more attractive by the end of the video than he does at the beginning. And none of the jokes (bikini girl, paparazzi) are really funny. The whole thing is actually rather sad. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    @BeckyIva: It is sad. He's a grown ass man with 8 kids and he's out there acting like a 20 year old moron. The fact that he has enough self-awareness to spoof himself, but not enough to actually clean up his act, is depressing. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of bibomaco bibomaco
    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    He totally did this for money. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of victoriasauce victoriasauce
    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    Eh. It would be funny if 8 kids weren't involved. Or maybe if the point weren't, Haha just kidding..I'm staying a douchebag forever.
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    Is there a store on Rodeo Drive that just specializes in fantastically nasty home deco?

    Or do they just hand it out when you cross the state line? "Welcome to California! Here's your crap." #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    Is it possible for him to go even one day without appearing on camera somewhere? #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    did i just find something this goon does, funny? f me. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    I had a dream last night that Jon Gosselin broke into my house and stole all of my pennies. I blame Jezebel for this and all of these hilarious/creepy photos and screen grabs. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    @Newsgirl: I had a dream that John and Kate wanted to renew their vows in my backyard. The ceremony involved trapeze artists dressed like angels carrying them in. My parents were easy-going about the whole thing, and I just kept saying, "but they're horrible people! They can't get remarried in our yard!" I totally knew they were just doing it for the publicity. Also, yes, I blame Jezebel. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of kate79 kate79
    11/11/09

    @Newsgirl: last week I dreamt that Richard Heane (the balloon boy dad) was chasing me through the woods with a shotgun. I totally blame Jezebel for that as well. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    @kate79: That sounds terrifying! #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    @Newsgirl: @oh_desy: Me too! I had a dream a couple of nights ago that Jon showed up at my work, and I was the only one who knew who he was because I spend too much time on Jezebel instead of working. I finger-waggingly shamed him into turning over a new leaf (though, obvs, the point is that I need to shame myself into working more). This video is really freaking me out! #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    @Newsgirl: I read "pennies" as "penises". I think murder would be legal in that case. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    11/11/09

    @kate79: That's horrifying! #jongosselinfunnyordie
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    Image of emfish55 emfish55
    11/11/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin Spoofs Himself
    Die. #jongosselinfunnyordie
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