Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce

• Jon Gosselin's having the worst week ever. Earlier, a judge ended his reality TV career and in his divorce from Kate Gosselin today, she got the house and most of the money, while he'll be making huge child support payments.

Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Officially Divorced

Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie

• Jersey Shore stars The Situation and Pauly D are going Hollywood: They're looking for a condo in L.A.

Pattinson Survives Swine Flu Attack; Judge: Jon Can't Use Guns At Gosselin Home

• Robert Pattinson freaked out when a fan jumped out of a car at a red light and kissed him explaining, "My mom wouldn't pull the car over to let me out because I'm just getting over the swine flu…"

Courtney Writes About Frances Again; Jon & Kate Divide Their Assets

• Courtney Love threatened to sue Perez Hilton for publishing her messages about Frances Bean Cobain, yet she posted about her daughter again today saying, "im angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears."

Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job

• Courtney Love, who recently lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain, posted two incoherent rants on her Facebook page today, bashing Kurt Cobain's family and her 17-year-old daughter. She says Frances "was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself."

Kidman Questioned About Scientology "Cult"; Kate Hudson & A-Rod Said To Split

• During a recent interview, BBC reporter Andrew Marr asked Nicole Kidman about "one of the things you haven't talked about before... Scientology - a lot of people would say it is a bullying cult." Nicole stammered, then said:

Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?

• Nene and Kim might get evicted from Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!?! Aren't they the most entertaining ones?

Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon

• Though "sources" recently claimed Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal had broken up, an insider now says, "Jake is planning to pop the question over the holidays and couldn't be more excited."

Breaking: "Gosselin Kids No Longer Believe in Santa Claus"

Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House

• Angelina Jolie has a "secret family" she's "kept hidden for years."

Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition

• Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty seven-figure amount - immediately transferred into an account she alone controls - to stick with her husband."

Lindsay Lusts After John Mayer; More Women Claim They Slept With Tiger

• We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a New York club last night. "She was way into it," says an eyewitness, "She would follow his every move..."

Chris Brown Won't Sing On GMA; Britney Proposed & Got Rejected

• Chris Brown will not be singing on Good Morning America next week as scheduled. He will, however, "come clean" in a primetime interview about what happened the night he assaulted former girlfriend Rhianna. [NY Post]

Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex

• Jon Gosselin's (possibly ex) girlfriend Hailey Glassman says Jon lied when he said he was spending Thanksgiving at his grandma's, and was really snowboarding. [ONTD]

Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite

• Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."

Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing

• Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."

Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick

• Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.