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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07:21 PM

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Alec Baldwin, SWOON...
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    07:06 PM

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Although I have complete sympathy for people/celebrities who have their personal stuff stolen and then broadcast for the world to ogle, I think by now we've all learned the 'sex tape' lesson. Do not keep recordings of yourself having sex with anyone including yourself in your home. Unless you have kickass security, if you need to keep that business, put it in your safety deposit box. Done and done. Sure, it's not good for spontaneity's sake, but it's safe. You decide.
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    07:03 PM

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Good Lord! When I read the heading I thought Gerard Butler was bonding with John Gossellin. My heart literally stopped momentarily.
    No worries though. Crush still on. (I'm just going to ignore the bonding with Mayer part.)
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    06:44 PM

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Man, Gosselin's a real piece of work. And what really vexes me is now I am feeling sorry for Kate, and wondering how she could put up with his deluded childish ass for so long.

    Is Michael Lohan advising him? Are they still trying for that Douchebag Dad show? These cringe-inducing quotes seem calculated to reinvent Gosselin's image as the parent who cares. I just want to smack him, like you would an insolent, misbehaving child. Blarg.
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    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    06:47 PM

    @I, Zombie Normal: right? the not getting paid part is the real evil here huh jon?
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    I, Zombie Normal promoted this comment Alohamaid was starred Alohamaid was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    07:01 PM

    @Alohamaid: And I thought the kids DID get paid, through a trust set up by TLC. And if that is true, then he is just being disingenuous for the sake of publicity for himself.
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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    06:42 PM

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Poor famous people! Who knew touching your stomach = pregnant.

    I'm starting to think that John Mayer gets no action from all his talk of womanizing.
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    07:16 PM

    @clevernamehere: when I touch my stomach its either food bloat or that time of the month. But I guess by now, stars should know not to ever touch their bellies in public
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    06:35 PM

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    That's it, I'm taping all my phone calls from now on. I don't know any C-list famous people, but you never know- maybe one of my friends will end up on a reality show. I'm sure I'll be able to sell the tapes for tens of dollars.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06:32 PM

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    I swear, those two are about to put me off men for good.
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    05:03 PM

    In reply to Jon & Kate Plus 8 Finale: A 32-Year-Old Father Considers Growing Up
    #4 is absolutely awful. I really hope those girls don't end up with daddy issues... judging from Jon's actions, though, I don't know how much hope I can have.
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    Image of alotlikelo alotlikelo
    01:43 PM

    In reply to Jon & Kate Plus 8 Finale: A 32-Year-Old Father Considers Growing Up
    I couldn't even get through the entire lemonade stand video. The other twin crying and not understanding why she was being sent away from coloring just breaks my heart.

    "I wasn't doing anything, daddy!"

    Yeah, that's right, Jon. The problem isn't what she (or your other children) is or isn't doing, but what YOU'RE doing to them. You're the unappreciative one, here. Not them. Not realizing the gift that eight beautiful, seemingly healthy children are, and instead choosing the freedom to date 20 year olds, hang out on yachts with fashion designers, and party in Vegas. Douchebag.
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    Trulymadlyme promoted this comment alotlikelo was starred alotlikelo was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    01:08 PM

    In reply to Jon & Kate Plus 8 Finale: A 32-Year-Old Father Considers Growing Up
    Jon: Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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    Image of Rona Rona
    01:30 PM

    @ElleL: I wondered if he was on something. He was very twitchy.
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    ElleL promoted this comment Rona was starred Rona was unstarred
    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    01:50 PM

    @ElleL: I was just about to say that. Seriously, he's on something and my bet is cocaine. Straight up.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    01:58 PM

    @Jenloveshercurves: @Rona: He HAS to be, right?? It seems so obvious.

    #tips
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    02:07 PM

    @ElleL: Boy has a fondness for the white stuff. Seriously.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    03:33 PM

    @ElleL: He definitely seems wired and tweaky.
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    Image of The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...)
    05:35 PM

    @Jenloveshercurves: Wonder how many potty breaks they needed for THAT interview.
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    ElleL promoted this comment The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was starred The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was unstarred
    Image of Mrs. Robinson Mrs. Robinson
    06:23 PM

    @ElleL: hells to the yes. my first thought.
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    ElleL promoted this comment Mrs. Robinson was starred Mrs. Robinson was unstarred
    Image of limber limber
    01:02 PM

    In reply to Jon & Kate Plus 8 Finale: A 32-Year-Old Father Considers Growing Up
    "Unappreciative"? You're punishing both twins because they're being "unappreciative" about running a lemonade stand? You're their father, you dillweed. This isn't a reward, it's an activity. And snatching a marker away from a child like that makes me want to kick you -- never mind the casual smackdown that you're going to throw her hard work in the trash. Dick.

    Also, your children can read. They know exactly why you're wearing a shirt that reads "Lies", they're not fooled about your paparazzi whining, and they want their mom.
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    Image of lermanzo lermanzo
    12:59 PM

    In reply to Jon & Kate Plus 8 Finale: A 32-Year-Old Father Considers Growing Up
    know what, jon? life is defined by choices. you made lots of them.

    grow up. your kids are more mature than you.

    also, i felt really badly for poor kate. she seems like she still loves jon and was heartbroken.

    he, on the otherhand, seemed like a douchnozzle.
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    Edited by lermanzo at 11/24/09 1:01 PM lermanzo was starred lermanzo was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12:49 PM

    In reply to Jon & Kate Plus 8 Finale: A 32-Year-Old Father Considers Growing Up
    My first thought upon viewing Clip #2: Snort Adderall much Jon?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11:52 AM

    In reply to Jon & Kate Plus 8 Finale: A 32-Year-Old Father Considers Growing Up
    Living in New York is like going to work? Clubbing and partying is considered "work" now?

    Also, where do I send a resume?
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11:41 AM

    In reply to Jon & Kate Plus 8 Finale: A 32-Year-Old Father Considers Growing Up
    There isn't going to be enough money in the world to pay for the therapy these kids are going to need.
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