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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    09:39 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    Meh, I don't share the Jake Gyllenhaal love, Natalie. Not that I expect anyone here to agree ( I know there's a lot of love here for Jake G), but he gives off the same dead-eye vibe that Tom Cruise does.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    09:38 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    Student: Science is based on evidence, where religion is based on faith.
    Kirk: But Darwinism is extremely based on faith
    Student: Not really, it's based on a lot of evidence.

    From the link re: Kirk Cameron v Darwin. That right there made my morning. Bless your cotton socks, Mike Seaver.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    09:32 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    I, WM, hereby admit that I watch the terribly-named Cougar Town.

    I was sucked in because of it being placed after Modern Family. Good move, ABC.

    Yes, it has a grown up Monica Geller, but it also has Busy Philipps, Christa Miller, and the excellent Dan Byrd. So there.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09:28 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    Kirk Cameron was presenting at UCLA? I thought people of his ilk only preached to the choir, operating in a complete echo chamber. Hence the reason why his best piece of evidence for creationism is the croco-duck.
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    Image of MegiEr MegiEr
    09:33 AM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart:

    I think he believes that his argument can hold up...you gotta give him credit for at least debating in an academic setting.

    But he's still crazy as a loon. And I get satisfaction out of seeing him schooled.
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    09:24 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    Hey. So I was going to comment on Nicole Kidman's obvious lip enhancement on display at the AMA's the other day when I noticed that someone had been disemvoweled for doing exactly that. How is commenting on Gyllenhaal's nose any different? Not that I mind, because I really don't see how saying "it looks like [famous person] got work done" is particularly harmful, but it seems like a double standard.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    09:23 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    The Morning Show Murders? Way to think outside the box there Al. Are the characters named Latt Mauer and Veredith Miera? Is there a crazy old man that inexplicably shows up and talks about even older people, jam and the war on pancakes?
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    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    09:22 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    I read that item as "Spencer Pratt has donated $1 million to the NAACP." I was confused, but also worried that I'd have to not hate Speidi.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    09:20 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    I love you James Earl Jones, and that time I almost ran you over in the Whole Foods parking lot? Accident, I swear!
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    Image of funzette funzette
    09:16 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    How amazing would it have been if the counterperson was Alycia Lane?
    "I don't give a fuck who you are, I am a TV reporter, you fucking dyke!"
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    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    09:23 AM

    @funzette: hearted for that!
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    Image of funzette funzette
    09:30 AM

    @dcdulce: I don't give a fuck who you are, I am an anonymous internet commenter, you fucking dyke!
    ... ;)
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    09:34 AM

    @funzette: It would've been amazing on so many levels.
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    09:14 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    So the person had no clue who Miley was but they knew enough to think to call page six?

    And James Earl Jones, as someone who is embarrassed by older people having sex, I completely agree with you that it should be dealt with and not just dispensed with. It is a ridiculous feeling - although to be fair, for the most part anyone having sex embarrasses me.
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    09:18 AM

    @Elaken: Eh, I figure it was probably a coworker or someone eating at the place that called Page Six.
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    09:13 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    Has anyone else ever got the urge to yell, 'Don't you know who I am?!' at some unsuspecting serviceperson?
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    Edited by HannahBethD at 11/24/09 9:17 AM HannahBethD was starred HannahBethD was unstarred
    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    09:11 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    Jake Gyllenhaal. I know she's kidding, but I do suspect he's had a nose job.

    I think it's an aging thing. My face has become shockingly more angular as I got older during my 20's. He just looks much, much younger in the before pictures.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09:24 AM

    @Trulymadlyme: I dunno... he looks much more like his sister in the before photo.
    I thought it could be good makeup, but the tip of the nose seems so much finer.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    09:29 AM

    @Trulymadlyme: I agree, my nose looks thinner and more refined the older I get. Sadly, the thinner it gets, the longer it appears. He looks like he lost some baby fat in his face, including his nose.
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    Image of Her Grace Her Grace
    09:31 AM

    @Trulymadlyme: As a baby-face, I sincerely hope this happens to me.
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    Image of warhol's gnarwol warhol's gnarwol
    09:32 AM

    @Trulymadlyme: agreed. I also think he should bring back the floppy male bang.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09:08 AM

    In reply to Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
    It's not just "a Christmas special set in the 1840s" it's the new Cranford I'm so excited!!!
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    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    09:26 AM

    @Ailatan: I watch 10 minutes of Cranford then it sucked me in!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09:28 AM

    @dcdulce: it has that effect. Miss Matty is so cute.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Jesus, Tori never had a chance with that fucking bitch as her mother.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Oh my god! Who would do that to Paula?!? What the fuck is wrong with people?! I mean, a ham to Perez Hilton's face is one thing (and has probably happened before), but Paula? She seems like such a great, jolly woman.
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    Image of itsonreserve itsonreserve
    11/23/09

    @Tchotchke: Actually, I saw it on the news, and it seemed like the event was throwing hams at people and she just got in the way. I don't know why they weren't giving away turkeys, but they're pretty hard to throw.
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment itsonreserve was starred itsonreserve was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/23/09

    @itsonreserve: Oh, good, I'm glad that it wasn't intentional. Paula seems to cheery and fun, that the idea that someone would want to spoil that saddens me immensely.
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/23/09

    @itsonreserve: Why hams?
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    02:09 AM

    @sarasasa: She's the spokesperson for Smithfield pork products
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    03:50 AM

    @Tchotchke: I saw the video on Gawker. It was an accident. They were doing some sort of game where they passed a ham in a circle.
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