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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    HELLO!! My GOD!! I watch the Tudors but he's much hotter in modern clothing.
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    Image of snarkordie snarkordie
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    Goddamn, I need Showtime...
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    This reminds me of a rumor that went around my high school--there was a kid who wore really tight pants and had matches in his pocket, and the friction from his pants caused the matches to burst into flames. I never did find out if it was true, but the lighter in the pocket makes me fear for JRM's man bits.
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    marshmallory was starred marshmallory was unstarred
    Image of superconnected (is it time to leave?) superconnected (is it time to leave?)
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    He's a real pussy wagon.
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    superconnected (is it time to leave?) was starred superconnected (is it time to leave?) was unstarred
    Image of LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    He's managing to pull off that jacket. Not every man could do that.
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    LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman was starred LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    he can flick my Bic any time.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of N i s t h a N i s t h a
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    I have a HUGE man-crush on him. Seriously.


    I loved Bend It Like Beckham, partly because it gave Indian girls everywhere (read: me) hope that one day, they to could bag a hottie like Joe (JRM, EEEEEEEE!) despite the different cultures and traditions.


    God, I loved him in BILB. When he comes to her house in that white shirt and his family opens the door...


    I need a cold shower.

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    Image of LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
    06/01/09

    @N i s t h a: That movie is just pure win all-around.
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    LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman was starred LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman was unstarred
    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    06/01/09

    @N i s t h a: ....oh, ngh, "Jess!"


    ....I'll be in my bunk.

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    tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was starred tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was unstarred
    Image of LipstickLibrarian LipstickLibrarian
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    Starship over Venus to the Sun, now boarding.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    All, please ignore this. This sash you see is merely our personal signal to one another where we would like the sexy times to start. HE ONLY HAS EYES FOR ME, YOU SEE.
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    tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was starred tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was unstarred
    Image of PeskyPammy PeskyPammy
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    He has the most PERFECTLY shaped lips. I'm jealous!
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/01/09

    @PeskyPammy: I'm not a fanfic girl, but his lips should have their own spin-off as a romance novel character. In ancient Greece, his lips could have launched a thousand wars and several Homer epics.


    (I'm going to sit down in my corner now. Today is the day I get my star, no the day I get Hortense pissed)

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    Image of gumbytime gumbytime
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    very put together. i wonder if it he works with a stylist or does it himself.
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    06/01/09

    @gumbytime: Cute shoes!
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    Uh, oh. Looks like someone unexpectedly started his period...
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    save jinger was starred save jinger was unstarred
    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/01/09

    @save jinger: but, that yellow sweater will be ruined if he sits!

    Also, I want that jacket. Oh hell, who am I fooling, I want the whole outfit. plus the guy.
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    Image of Svenskasweetie Svenskasweetie
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    Does he have an asthma inhaler in his pocket, or is he just happy to see me?
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    06/01/09

    @Svenskasweetie: I'd keep thinking it's an inhaler. That's way hotter.
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    sympathyforthebasementcat was starred sympathyforthebasementcat was unstarred
    Image of theysaidwhat theysaidwhat
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    The placement of the wear marks on his jeans give me hope.
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    theysaidwhat was starred theysaidwhat was unstarred
    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    06/01/09

    In reply to Hot Pocket
    He was hotter when he was scruffier, ala Bend it Like Beckham.
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    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    06/01/09

    @DinaRonson : Desperately Seeking Snark: Or glammed and making out with pretty boys, a la Velvet Goldmine.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
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