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    The Hairs Of His Chinny Chin Chin

    "I Am Henry The Eighth, I Am"

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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    09/24/09

    In reply to The Hairs Of His Chinny Chin Chin
    (crossing fingers) Please be for a show! Please be for a show!
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    Image of alibabathieves alibabathieves
    09/23/09

    In reply to The Hairs Of His Chinny Chin Chin
    oh. my. god. you need to issue a warning for that before someone scrolls down. i was looking at his chin hairs, ugly, looking at the coat trim, ugly, looking at his "im so hot" expression, ugly, but i literally jumped back in my chair in horror when i scrolled down to see... i cant even say it.
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    Gretchen is a new kitten mom! promoted this comment alibabathieves was starred alibabathieves was unstarred
    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    09/23/09

    @alibabathieves: I'll say it for you. Sweatpants of dubious fabric tucked into bondage boots.

    You're welcome.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/23/09

    In reply to The Hairs Of His Chinny Chin Chin
    It's kind of sparkly fairy dust meets tough guy chic, which isn't good for either of those looks.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    09/23/09

    In reply to The Hairs Of His Chinny Chin Chin
    Something about this shot makes Eric Roberts ~ nay, Mickey Rourke ~ look debonair by comparison.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    09/23/09

    In reply to The Hairs Of His Chinny Chin Chin
    Say what you will, but he does have a (velvet) goldmine under those breeches.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    09/23/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): You simply must Tudor me in the way of puns, s.o.a.l.g.!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    09/23/09

    @Kivrin: It's hard to get started, but soon enough you'll be Boleyn people over with your wit! I promise they'll be asking for (St. Thomas) More!
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    09/23/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Nay, I cannot compete: It's game, set, Match (Point) to you!
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    09/23/09

    In reply to The Hairs Of His Chinny Chin Chin
    I think this guy sold me weed once.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    09/23/09

    @TexasCrude: My guy would never be caught dead in gold pantaloons...maybe silver but never gold.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    09/23/09

    @TexasCrude: In this picture, he very much resembles my first boyfriend, the Hot But Woefully Unambitious Pothead. (Well, aside from the clothes. Those are just straight-up Crazy Person.) Boyfriend didn't sell back in the day, but I wouldn't be surprised if he had ventured into the, um, business world since then…
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    09/23/09

    In reply to The Hairs Of His Chinny Chin Chin
    this....isn't working for me.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    09/23/09

    @bluebears: I think it's the merkin on his chin.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    09/23/09

    In reply to The Hairs Of His Chinny Chin Chin
    I would make a disparaging comment about his choice in garments, but I like my head where it is, thank you.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/23/09

    In reply to The Hairs Of His Chinny Chin Chin
    The shading on those pants make him look more like Henry the 8''.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    09/23/09

    @CurtCole: Bwahahahahahahaaa!
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    07/10/09

    In reply to "I Am Henry The Eighth, I Am"
    I'd follow him around in a brown robe too!
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    07/09/09

    In reply to "I Am Henry The Eighth, I Am"
    Sir, I saw Henry VIII at Hampton Court in June. I knew all about Henry VIII; Henry VIII was a soverign lord of mine. Sir, you're no Henry VIII.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/09/09

    In reply to "I Am Henry The Eighth, I Am"
    Huh...I did not know they had clippered haircuts in Ye Olde England times.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    07/09/09

    @bluebears: They did not have girl choristers until the 20th century either.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/09/09

    In reply to "I Am Henry The Eighth, I Am"
    I'm Henry the eighth I am

    Henry the eighth I am, I am

    I never gain weight the way I'm s'posed to

    Because I'm Jonathan Rhys Meyers

    And so I'm always a lean Henry (Henry)

    Showtime won't let me eat ham (no ham)

    I'm a fake old man, I'm Henry

    Henry the eighth I am

    (sort-of)
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/09/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Second Verse, same as the first!
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/09/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I <3 when writers/creators can't see their product surviving past the pilot.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    07/09/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): IS THAT THE NEW THEME SONG FOR THE SHOW????


    IT'S BRILLIANT!


    Can I change it slightly, for better flow?


    Because I'm JR Meyers

    And so I'm always a wee Henry (Henry)

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/09/09

    @rosasparks: Nice!


    I'm not at all sure my meter works because I only have a vague idea of the music of the song...

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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    07/09/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: This clip might work.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsCeVdCDqjE
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    07/09/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: for the love of mike, let him ham. some ham.
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    Image of rubesmanubes rubesmanubes
    07/09/09

    In reply to "I Am Henry The Eighth, I Am"
    His lack of resemblance to henry the 8th is shocking. When does he get fat?
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    07/09/09

    @rubesmanubes: The show is chock-full of historial inaccuracies; keeping Henry slim is pretty much the least of its sins.
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    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    07/09/09

    In reply to "I Am Henry The Eighth, I Am"
    I guess they've decided to age him...but not get to the fat part.


    I can't get into the third season. I miss Anne Boleyn too much.

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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    07/09/09

    @scarletbegonia: But, but, but - don't Henry and Anne live happily ever after and have a passel of kids? Noooooooo!
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    Image of femputer femputer
    07/09/09

    @brinkswomanship: you know, as silly as that sounds, I honestly cried like a fucking baby when Anne went down. I knew it was coming and it didn't soften the blow. To watch a woman literally be beheaded because of double-standards and high school-level gossip is painful. Really and truly. And then they showed her memories of her father cherishing her as a young girl, when you know she dies as a result of his greedy pimping...ouch (Ok - if that was too far off-topic, my apologies; I just finished season 2 this week).


    Why he never gets fat is beyond me. I guess they didn't think we'd buy into a large-and-in-charge ladies' man. I understand that he was athletic as a young man, but by now he should be bulking up, no?

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    Image of clevernamehere clevernamehere
    07/09/09

    @femputer: Jonathan Rhys Meyers seems to have a very naturally thin build. I doubt he could seriously gain weight without getting into some kind of unhealthy forced feeding. So its either recast or go with the skinny dude.
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    Image of angrychicken angrychicken
    07/09/09

    @scarletbegonia: He's stated in a number of interviews that he refuses to become fat Henry, which is such a shame - yes it's Showtime but it kills whatever historical integrity this show has. Which admittedly isn't much but still, how can they not do fat Henry?
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    07/09/09

    To fully understand the mature Henry, you have to show the physical and mental decline he underwent after his near fatal fall from his horse whilst jousting. It is now believed that this fall resulted in brain damage and would explain his subsequent murderous behaviour. The weeping sores on his leg prevented him from exercising, contributed in part to his enormous weight gain as well as causing him endless pain. The television series promised to show the young Henry BEFORE he developed into the colossus of the Tudor world, as depicted in Holbein's iconic painting. Having a slimlime handsome and virile Henry makes a nonsense as to why the teenage Katherne Howard should risk her neck in having a compromising relationship with Thomas Culpepper, if the King were still some Hollywood stud muffin, as opposed to the obese, impotent old before his time man with weeping leg sores which would have stank to high heaven.
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    Edited by Rare Affinity at 07/09/09 12:51 PM Rare Affinity was starred Rare Affinity was unstarred
    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    07/09/09

    @angrychicken: Wow, I hadn't heard JRM say that. Granted, it would take some doing to de-hunk, de-sexify the actor. He certainly has made young Henry a sexy beast. But I find as addicted as I am to the show, I'm having trouble in season 3 because Henry is supposed to be at his grosser stage, yet Jonathan is merely a trifle fuller and greyed at the hairline.
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    Image of angrychicken angrychicken
    07/09/09

    @CrankyOldBroad: That's my problem too. I'm totally out of it now and I spend more time explaining the actual history to Sir Angrychicken (not appearing in this film) and answering his questions than watching. Next season is going to be awesome when I have to explain why Katherine Howard ends up losing her head. Also, anyone else agree that the Ann of Cleves episodes were silly? For a woman who was supposed to be horrifically plain and unattractive, Joss Stone was way too pretty.
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