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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    The Economist is *the best* unintentionally hilarious magazine I've ever read. My favorite thing is the letters to the editor. I want to start a stage show called "The Econologues" in which people memorize and recite those letters in different personas and voices.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    So let me get this straight. Quit doing drugs and you get to write a finance column for Playboy? Because you have SO much more money now that you've quit buying drugs?


    If this works I'm gonna quit drinking. That should qualify me to write a finance column for US Weekly, at the very least. Because heck, cheap tequila is about 14 bucks a bottle now and I do go through a fair amount these days.


    I see a private jet in my future.

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    02/05/09

    @Gretchen says anyone have 4 timpani to spare?: The part they're leaving out there is where he went to business school. Seriously. 13-year-old me is *very* confused right now. Jonathan Knight is gay and Duff McKagan writes a financial article. Next you'll be telling me that Au Coton is not actually high fashion.
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    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    In addition to his many other charms, Daniel Craig is a good Samaritan. At a party, British journalist Sir Peregrine Worsthorne lost his hearing aid and Craig led the search, not hesitating to get down on his hands and knees or stick his hand into the kitchen garbage. He didn't even punch Sir Peregrine when the hearing aid was found stuck in his shirt.


    This is out of, say, an Evelyn Waugh novel or something, isn't it? God, it's hilarious!

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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    PLEASE let Etta kick Beyonce's ass! I knew she didn't sign off on that one, I totally knew it.
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    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    I have had some interesting run-ins with the Anna Nicole Smith saga. My next door neighbor (until last month when I moved) was Gary Stern, Howard K Stern's brother. I found this out one day when I was home sick and saw HK arrive at the house (Anna Nicole was deceased by this point, but the custody battle/paternity drama was in full swing). No, he did not leave a trail of slime to the door.


    Also, my former MD - one Mr Sandeep Kapoor! He took over the practice from my former doctor, whom I loved. Well, my experience with the guy is terrible. He recommended I stop taking my SSRIs at time I was not in any condition to stop and I had serious side effects. I stopped going to him after that incident. Imagine my surprise when the methodone scandal hit. Ah, Los Angeles, You will never be boring to me.

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    02/05/09

    @operasingergirl: This must be the slowest [prescription] drug investigation in the history of the universe. It has taken two years for the feds to look into why Kapoor prescribed methadone to ANS without seeing her in person and why he prescribed other meds for her under other names.


    I'm sure if I were to nurture one tiny marijuana plant in my backyard, they'd be on me before I got a single joint rolled.

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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    I always thought some version of the Raffaello Follieri story would end up modified for television ... I just thought it'd be Law and Order and not Gossip Girl.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    Dear Ben Powell,


    You were right. NYKOTB *are* gay. At least, one of them is.


    Sincerely,


    Sixth-Grade la.donna.pietra

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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    02/05/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Uh, my husband is currently prancing around saying "I TOLD them! I said it about George Michael and I said it about the new kids too!"


    I guess 11 year old boys have good gaydar.

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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    02/06/09

    @la.donna.pietra: ZOMG! HAHAHAH!
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    Image of MissKittyFantastico MissKittyFantastico
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    I'm not sure that deciding against buying a $15000 counts as being thrifty. If it is, I'm thrifty every day that I don't buy that gold toilet advertised on the Cash4Gold commercial.
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    AUGH can we please institute a "rock [pronoun] world" jar so that Bret Michaels needs to donate $100 to charity every time he uses that godawful phrase?
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    Image of Anne is Spiderman Anne is Spiderman
    02/05/09

    @baraqiel: Does Bret Michaels have $100 to donate to charity? I figured the reason he kept doing the Rock of Love shows was that they were feeding him.
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    02/05/09

    @LizbethAnne: He can pay it in weave if he really has to.
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    Image of special_boots special_boots
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    You just made me lust after Nick Carter, and I hate you for it. Oh, the ignominy.
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    Image of robinsparkles robinsparkles
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    Maybe I just need to pay closer attention to dirt bags etc but I had no idea Nick Carter had a drug problem that whole time during Millenium/the greatest years of my life.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    02/05/09

    @moll cutpurse: Did Millennium contribute to those being the greatest years of your life? I'm not going to lie: it really helped the fun quotient for me in those years.
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    02/06/09

    @moll cutpurse: Yes, when I saw the BSB 5 times during 99-00, I could totally not tell that my dear, sweet, Nick was under the influence.
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    Image of hearmeroar hearmeroar
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    Dear Paul Walker...if you want more kids, then have them. Don't marry them.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    02/05/09

    @hearmeroar: Yeah, that quote was 7 different kinds of ironic and uncomfortable.
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    02/05/09

    @hearmeroar: She's more than legal. She's 19. That ain't no child.
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    02/05/09

    @afiunderground: They started dating when she was 16, though. He was literally twice her age. Ack!
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    02/05/09

    @Eeva: Damn!! I wish I could have dated Paul Walker when I was 16. She must be hot.
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    Image of amowls amowls
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    When I think Kate Winslet, I certainly don't think "boobs," I think "phenomenal acting talent." The Quene of Cleavage title should go to Carmen Electra.
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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    02/05/09

    @amowls: ...or Salma Hayek!
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    02/05/09

    @BluebellaElliot: Exactly what I was thinking. Salma Hayek's cleavage could easily take over the world.
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    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    Just once, I want to have announced the arrival of Sir Peregrine Worsthorne at a party I am hosting.
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    Image of anastasia beaverhousen anastasia beaverhousen
    02/05/09

    @TildeMarks: I was just thinking that that is possibly the best made-up-sounding name ever. Totally out of Harry Potter. I can imagine him in a great pea-coloured crushed velvet dinner coat wearing a purple ascot and smoking a cigarillo from an intricately carved bone holder. He would be wearing dark red slippers and have a sapphire ring the size of a child's fist on his right index finger. There would be a sparkle in his hazel eyes when he laughed and the perpetual fear that sandwich crumbs would end up in his spectacular moustache.
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    02/05/09

    @anastasia beaverhousen: I can't believe it's real. Even leaving out the whole "Peregrine" aspect of it - his surname is WORST HORNE?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/05/09

    In reply to Police Raid The Office Of Anna Nicole's Former Physician
    Jason Wahler, Lauren Conrad's ex, says though he likes Whitney, he can't believe The City got picked up for a second season because it was "a terrible show."


    To which Whitney responded, "Who?"

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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    02/06/09

    @BabyJane: I personally just love the fact that he watches the damn show! HAhAhA!
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