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    Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend

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    Image of charliekohler charliekohler
    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    Mechanized rag dolls.
    I love you, Elijah Wood.
    When I go see 9, I will cheer for the mechanized rag dolls.
    And everyone in the theatre will hate me for going "YAY mechanized rag dolls!" every time they do something awesome.
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    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    I never thought I'd say this, but well done, Brody Jenner.
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    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    As someone into buying vintage clothing on line, I had often wondered what the term steampunk meant. Thanks to Elijah Woods I now know.
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    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    Tomorrow: Lady Gaga appears at the grocery store wearing a high-cut latex bodysuit and a come-hither look.

    Next month: Lady Gaga appears at grandmother's birthday in wearing a high-cut latex bodysuit and a come-hither look.

    December: Lady Gaga hands out gifts to orphans wearing a high-cut latex bodysuit and a come-hither look.

    Years from now: Lady Gaga is married at St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York. The bride wore a high-cut latex bodysuit and a come-hither look.
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    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    Can we talk about that Robin Williams flick for a moment?

    A Disney movie where two parents DON'T TRUST THEIR DAUGHTER ENOUGH to "let" her marry the man of her choice so they KIDNAP her?

    So the higher-ups at Disney sat around and okayed this movie? Really?
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    Image of Rosie's Revenge Rosie's Revenge
    08/28/09

    @BadenBaden: This actually happened in real life! The parents were arrested for kidnapping, the daughter wanted nothing to do with them, and she got married to her fiance. Yeah, it was a real laugh riot! Link to the story below: [www.msnbc.msn.com]
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    08/28/09

    @Rosie's Revenge: Wow! I now vaguely remember that. Laugh riot indeed!

    (I think the whole Disney tie in is making me imagine it's some animated princess flick, which is obvs not the case!)
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    08/28/09

    @BadenBaden: I don't want my parents to see that movie.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    Also, Elijah? Steampunk? Not a look.

    And yes, I'm a dork.
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    Image of Sunny Bundy Sunny Bundy
    08/28/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm confused - I mean, Steampunk is, among other things, a look... Are you saying it's more than that?
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    Image of OK_NiceLegs (formerly: thevickinator) OK_NiceLegs (formerly: thevickinator)
    08/28/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think the 24,660 results on Etsy, largely for clothing, jewelry and other items that can be assembled for a 'look'...would evidence to the contrary.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/28/09

    @Sunny Bundy:

    From the Steampunk Wikipedia entry:

    "Steampunk is a sub-genre of fantasy and speculative fiction that came into prominence in the 1980s and early 1990s. The term denotes works set in an era or world where steam power is still widely used—usually the 19th century, and often Victorian era England—but with prominent elements of either science fiction or fantasy, such as fictional technological inventions like those found in the works of H. G. Wells and Jules Verne, or real technological developments like the computer occurring at an earlier date. Other examples of steampunk contain alternate history-style presentations of "the path not taken" of such technology as dirigibles, analog computers, or digital mechanical computers (such as Charles Babbage's Analytical Engine); these frequently are presented in an idealized light, or with a presumption of functionality."

    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    08/28/09

    @OK_NiceLegs (formerly: thevickinator): Steampunk is first and foremost a literary sub-genre. And frankly a lot of those listings on Ebay are mislabeled as "Steampunk"-- many people use (incorrectly) the terms "Goth" and "Steampunk" interchangeably. Trust.
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    Image of Sunny Bundy Sunny Bundy
    08/28/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: So, I see where you're coming from - but 'goth' refered first to a tribe of people and then to an architectural style. Doesn't mean it's not also a look.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/28/09

    @Sunny Bundy: I was actually having this conversation with some friends the other day. There is some frustration among fans of the steampunk genre that the Steampunk-inspired fashion/jewelry, decor, etc. has overshadowed the literature to the point that some people don't know there is anything more to it than a "look." Some people are upset because SteamCon doesn't even have any book vendors. As I mentioned above, many things that are labeled "steampunk" aren't. Do an Etsy search for steampunk and you'll get Twilight inspired items. A steampunk Ebay search will come up with, along with the goggles and Victorian dresses, pin-up girl stuff.

    I am a fan of the steampunk-themed stuff, as well, but as a fan of the books, it drives me nuts when people only describe it as a "look."
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    08/28/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: This doesn't make any sense to me. We refer to things as being a _____ look all the time - it doesn't mean that ______ doesn't also describe a time, place, movement, genre, racial group, mental state, or what have you. Beatnik, Victorian, brainy, happy, Renaissance, punk, etc., etc.
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    08/28/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, I don't wear anything that could be considered steampunk and yet, I would consider myself a huge fan of the genre.

    That being said, I don't have a big problem with associating a particular look with steampunk, as long as thoughtful and informed homage is paid to the origins of the genre. Afterall, there is a pretty definite aesthetic associated even with the literature. I feel the same way about cyberpunk.
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    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    I am sick in bed wearing some cheap old jammies from Target. And yet...
    I am better dressed than Lindsay Lohan, whom I suspect is healthy and wearing over a $1,000 in tore-up clothing in that picture.
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    08/28/09

    @fluxus flucker: but - LOVE those shoes. I haz problem.
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    08/28/09

    @sybann: Oh dear, you may have a problem worse than my intense flu, fever, and my ear-infection from hell. Take care of yourself :)
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/28/09

    @fluxus flucker: But her sunglasses cost $999.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    I do not condone violence at all, but in Brody Jenner's defense, Joe Francis's face is kind of a fist magnet.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    08/28/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yeah, I don't like Brody Jenner but I'm really happy that someone punched Joe Francis in his stupid asshole face.
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    08/28/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Seriously. Also, who would have thought I would read a dirtbag item where Brody Jenner comes out as the sympathetic one?!?
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    Image of TurtleWexlerKickedMe TurtleWexlerKickedMe
    08/28/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: i hate Joe Francis SO MUCH and am deeply impressed with Brody and Jade in this case. Who'd have thunk it?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/28/09

    @EdnasEdibles: Joe Francis: proof that karma exists. Although, I'm actually surprised that he doesn't get into fights more often.
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    Image of angryblackgurl angryblackgurl
    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    Michael Jackson's skin lightening cream what type of cream can give the skin the vampire like tone for so many years???

    Debbie Rowe is one "tough looking" woman..I mean she scares me..why is she always at Dr. Kleins office, last time I saw her skin it was red, irritated and blotchy. Debbie needs to make a statement about all these so called "babies daddies" coming out of the woodwork. Those kids are OBVIOUSLY of mixed heritage, their coloring etc. why is that not being mentiond??

    I am so sick of Lindsey Lohan, how in the world is she making any money??
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    08/28/09

    @angryblackgurl: Residuals. I think Mean Girls was on 4 times last weekend.
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    Image of ericacartman ericacartman
    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    Does Lindsay not realize she's seriously a jewel thief? Like, they make Muppet Movies about "capers" who steal jewels. Jewel thief is pretty much up there with serial killer.
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    08/28/09

    @ericacartman: Do I think LL has some major problems and that she may have arranged this robbery for when there happened to be $2 million in jewels in her safe? Yes.

    Do I think it's reasonable to say that stealing jewelry, a property crime, is "pretty much up there with serial killer"? No.
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    08/28/09

    @Breamworthy: She obviously meant it in the sense of how often movies are made about jewel thieves. Do you honestly think ericacartman equates serial murder to property theft, or were you just happy to have something to be self-righteous about? I really hate how often commenters here deliberately misinterpret people just so they can show off how "correct" they are.
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    Breamworthy promoted this comment Kajj was starred Kajj was unstarred
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    08/28/09

    @Kajj: Oh please. That's not how it reads to me. Anyhow, if I were deliberately misinterpreting and being pissy, I would have written a rebuttal about how capers can't steal jewels because they're just little pickled flower buds waiting for some smoked salmon.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt being ironic? Or is he serious? I don't understand.
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    08/28/09

    @Ailatan: Man, I don't even KNOW anymore. ~shrug~
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    Image of Ruby_de_la_Booby Ruby_de_la_Booby
    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    Wasn't Lindsey previously accused of stealing jewels from a photo shoot?
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    Maritsa promoted this comment Ruby_de_la_Booby was starred Ruby_de_la_Booby was unstarred
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    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    Oh Joe Francis, there is a special little corner in hell waiting just for you.
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    08/28/09

    @dirtybee: I hope so. I really hope so.
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    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    I'm just nodding silently at the LeAnn Rimes item. I guess Michael K is right then.

    Also when they say "bachelor pad" I always imagine Ewan McGregor's character, Catcher Block's flat in Down with Love
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    08/28/09

    @Ailatan: A swinging pad fully loaded with the latest contraptions to snare a woman. I love that movie!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/28/09


    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Me too, I think it's because I love Ewan wearing glasses.
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    08/28/09

    @Ailatan: Soooo dreamy!
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    08/28/09

    @Ailatan: Ahem, I think I need to turn on my air conditioner now.
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    Image of Sleuthy Sleuthstein Sleuthy Sleuthstein
    08/28/09

    In reply to Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
    In other news, someone borrowed Lindsay Lohan's pants and never returned them.
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