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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    12/19/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    I am so so sad about this bit of Shane Sparks news. Weeping!
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/19/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Benjamin. Bundchen. Brady.

    Poor kid.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/19/09

    @ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Heh. You know one of his dunderhead buds is gonna nickname him "da Beeb" at some point, and for a minute he's gonna walk around thinking it's cool.
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    Image of catherder catherder
    12/19/09

    @ceejeemcbeegee is not here: Actually, I don't think it's that bad. It's a refreshing change from all the weirdo names that some celebrities have saddled their kids with.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/20/09

    @catherder: Exactly. Two boring people with boring imaginations gave their seed a boring name with even more boring initials.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Benjamin is a great name.
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    Image of ms.creant ms.creant
    12/18/09

    @Penny: I'm pretty partial to it as well.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    Dammit, Benjamin was one of my few acceptable boys' names.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    12/19/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: I think it's OK, it's common enough that people won't think you're taking it from Brady. Whereas my preferred girl name is Violet which everyone will think I like because of Jen Garner. But it's not! I liked it before they used it!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/19/09

    @Maritsa: I think you'll be ok with Violet. But you probably should avoid using Moxie Crimefighter, Pilot Inspektor, or Audio Science.
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    Image of Thunderdomesticity Thunderdomesticity
    12/19/09

    @Maritsa: We named our daughter Honor two years ago. I thought it was lovely, and was kind of inspired by Honor Blackman (the first time I heard of the name), as well as the fact that it wasn't a common virtue-based name, like Hope or Grace.

    Imagine my horror when Jessica Alba used it just a few months later.
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    I'd be inclined to give Hasselblech some slack if she wasn't such a screaming harpy to anyone that got "facts" wrong.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/18/09

    In reply to Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
    No no no Sophia Loren! Don't take that quote away from me. I LOVE that quote.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    12/18/09

    @NellMood: Hear hear, rabble rabble rabble
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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Best quote ever, Tina Fey.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/20/09

    @SpicyTamale is a GA peach: Seriously.
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Honestly, I don't care what Miley Cyrus does. She can wear her underwear over her pants. She can run around in little short-shorts. I don't care. She's practically an adult. Are we going to ask the same question next year when she's 18 and officially an adult? Will people stop caring then? It just seems like faux-concern.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Oh Stephen Fry, I am so with you on the cesspool that is internet commentary. But please do not stop Twittering. I love your tweets dearly.
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    Image of Questioning Everything Questioning Everything
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony so important that they need to travel with a guard dog? The dog probably needs therapy from working for them. Who wouldn't?
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    I just get really happy when the name Fergie comes up, and we're actually talking about the real, original, fabulous Fergie.
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    Image of I believe in peace, bitch I believe in peace, bitch
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    I would like it if the media would stop policing Miley Cyrus and her body.
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    NoelleBlue promoted this comment I believe in peace, bitch was starred I believe in peace, bitch was unstarred
    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/20/09

    @I believe in peace, bitch: Eeeexactly! Well said.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Dear Stephen Fry: You can't see me, but I'm holding up a lighter and swaying back and forth.
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    Image of doodley is not amused doodley is not amused
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Holy smokes. That is one giant picture of Miley Cyrus for so early in the morning (especially when I'm not yet fully caffeinated).
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    I. cannot. wait. to. see. NINE!
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