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10/05/09
Which leads me to this quote from the woefully underrated Dolores Claiborne: "Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto."
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I still don't have any joint accounts with my husband and we've been together over five years. It hasn't caused any problems.
10/04/09
Whinin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of the talk-show circuit
Where mudslinging's the name of the game
And nice guys get washed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of rationalizin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me
Like a rhinestone tiger
Riding out on TLC's motorcycle in an Ed Hardy-spangled rodeo
Like a rhinestone tiger
Getting rolleyes and exasperated sighs from people I don't even know
And reality TV offers comin' over the phone
Well, I really don't mind the rain
And a smile can hide all the pain
But you're down when you're ridin' the douche train that's takin' the long way.
And I dream of the things I'll do
With a tacky tee shirt and my kids' college money tucked inside my shoe
There'll be a load of infantalizin'
On the road to my horizon
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me
10/04/09
..however, I literally ran into him coming out of a restaurant (at home, in NYC) a couple of weeks ago, thought I knew him (because yes, I am that slow in figuring out why I recognize non-friends), said a distracted but clearly audible and friendly hi (trying to figure out where I possibly recognized him from), and he summarily brushed me aside (is that the polite term for pushing?).
Very thoughtful and socially considerate, this one.
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Pity about the collateral damage.
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Never before has someone I don't personally know made me threaten to take out my earrings.
Congrats Jon Gosselin, you are a complete deadbeat.
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Does this mean that we should start thinking about joint checking accounts in the same way that we think about pre-nups? We think getting a pre-nup before marriage is a good idea, because it protects both parties in the case of a divorce. Should women (and men) be wary of keeping all their money in the same joint pool, or should each partner keep a separate bank account, in case the worst happens?
10/04/09
However, if they were still married and he went out and spent it all - she'd be out of luck.
Keep your eyes on your money girls.
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Spencer is sort of the Snidley Whiplash to Jon's Skeletor. The Elmer Fudd to Jon's Megatron.
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And it's always just when I think this douche can't get any worse, he surprises me again. Can't wait to read the eight tell-alls that will inevitably be written in 15 years or so.
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1. Cheat on wife with a 22 year old
2. Blame it on wife, mother of children
3. Try to get own show
4. Get kicked off show
5. Try to get back together with wife
6. Threaten TLC (hand that feeds) with criminal charges if legally film family under contract
7. Empty wife's bank account
Not until last week did I give a shit about this dude, but wow is he stunningly evil.
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Those poor kids. :-(
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HA!!!