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    Don Draper Shares Your Enthusiasm For Saturday Morning Coffee

    Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Human

    Playing The Part

    Mad Men: "Dick? Is That Your Name?"

    "…And Then I Stole His Identity!"

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    Penelope's Wears Suspicious Ring; Pacino Traded Sex For Food

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    05:21 PM

    In reply to Don Draper Shares Your Enthusiasm For Saturday Morning Coffee
    He appears as if he not only likes it but NEEDS it. #jonhamm
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    02:37 PM

    In reply to Don Draper Shares Your Enthusiasm For Saturday Morning Coffee
    Well now I am seriously thinking of driving up to Vancouver today to stalk him. #jonhamm
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    02:01 PM

    In reply to Don Draper Shares Your Enthusiasm For Saturday Morning Coffee
    I want to dress that man up in a suit and then slowly take it off.

    I want to dip that man in a vat of honey and lick it off.

    I want to rub my face in that Brylcreemed hair and just...inhale.

    Good even. Even in high school, at the height of my love of hair bands, I was never so attracted to a human being I have no hope of meeting.

    Have all you SEEN the pictures of him from Vanity Fair a couple months ago? Especially the one with his naked back to the camera?

    Excuse me. I don't know what's come over me. I need to step into a cool room. #jonhamm
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    02:19 PM

    @NewsBunny: I have not seen them, but I'm about to google them...NOW. #jonhamm
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    02:34 PM

    @A_Gracious_Plenty: let me help:

    [www.vanityfair.com] #jonhamm
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    02:42 PM

    @NewsBunny: Do you need a towel? #jonhamm
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    02:44 PM

    @Ski Bunny?: I have a dainty kerchief and hand fan. #jonhamm
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    01:32 PM

    In reply to Don Draper Shares Your Enthusiasm For Saturday Morning Coffee
    Don Draper would never be so goofy happy over plain coffee. Laced coffee, maybe. #jonhamm
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    02:27 PM

    @badmutha: I know! Don Draper is this cool inscrutable kind of handsome. Whereas actual RL John Hamm is sort of a dorky (uber-hot) puppy dog. It just proves the man's a good actor. #jonhamm
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    01:14 PM

    In reply to Don Draper Shares Your Enthusiasm For Saturday Morning Coffee
    I am not enthusiastic for Saturday morning coffee. I prefer Saturday afternoon coffee. Hard to drink coffee in your sleep, you know.

    (Sadly, I work on Saturdays, so I do have to have my coffee in the morning. *sob* I miss you bed!) #jonhamm
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    01:10 PM

    In reply to Don Draper Shares Your Enthusiasm For Saturday Morning Coffee
    Is it me or does it look like he's an old picture superimposed onto a modern setting? The lighting here is super weird and his whole personage has this old timey blue-grey look... #jonhamm
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    01:31 PM

    @LaComtesse: It's the colloidal silver treatments he's using. Behold, Hamm's idol, the Blue Man!
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    01:33 PM

    @Cairn:
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    01:50 PM

    @Cairn: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! PAPA SMURF!!!!! #jonhamm
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    12:12 AM

    In reply to Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Human
    Pfft he prolly had big teeth when he was fourteen. And lokit that jaw. It's so. ykno. Strong. Who likes that? #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Human
    Good looking for sure, but the dude who plays Pete is much more my type. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Human
    Okay fine, but I bet he constantly orders off the menu and is mediocre in bed. And can't really ride a Harley. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Human
    I swear, I have visited this post at least three times today.

    Jon Hamm, what are you doing to me? #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Human
    I don't know, he sort of looks like Matt Dillon's less hound dog-eyed cousin. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Human
    My loins. They are purring. Quick! Gimme a blanket, I must knead something! #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: With your loins? Please provide photographic evidence. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @Never_Nude: I meant with my hands. Not my nethers. That would be dry and scratchy and altogether unpleasant, I think. But! If Jon Hamm were asking me to attempt kneading anything with my loins, I'd totally do it. I'd prefer to start with his face.

    That was extremely inappropriate, wasn't it. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: @Never_Nude: I believe if you knead something with your loins you can beat a polygraph test #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Inappropriate is a relative thing. In this case, I think you're good. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Human
    This completely decimates my high school belief system!

    Between the empirical hotness, stories of how kind and funny he is, and the revelation of his jock status? Gah! I equated the nice, hot high school football player with the Sasquatch. IT JUST CANNOT BE.

    Fuckitall. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Human
    I just want to know how a high-school aged Jon Hamm got ahold of the lower half of Barack Obama's face, including smile. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Jon Hamm's High School Picture Shows Him To Possibly Not Be Human
    And he played football? I would have followed him around the halls at break just to get a whiff of his Drakkar Noir, before awkwardly stepping into the AP english room to finish discussing Heart of Darkness with my teach. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I found one of those Little Tree air fresheners for my car that smells like my boyfriend from middle school (aka Drakkar) and I LOVE it. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @stacyinbean: See, to me it smells like anxiety and insecurity . . . I was a late bloomer and totally scared of boys during the entire Drakkar era. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: In my fantasy it's Polo by Ralph Lauren, cause that's what the hot boys at my Texas high school wore. But Drakkar... oh the college memories! #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Ha!

    Also, bonus points for the Joseph Conrad reference. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @stacyinbean: I bought a bottle for my first boyfriend ever because the hottest guy in our high school (whose first and last name I can still remember to this day) wore it. #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @Never_Nude: @stacyinbean: @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.:
    Ladies your stories + Jon's photo is turning me into Miss Honeypot. Just stick a dirty gym sock in my mouth and I will howl...... #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @sanyucat: Pssh, just find a guy and douse him with it (I saw a teeny tiny bottle of it in CVS the other day) then pretend your 13! #jonhamm
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    11/06/09

    @stacyinbean: Right, but the anxiety!! THE ANXIETY!!! #jonhamm
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    12:17 AM

    @sanyucat: My brother did the Drakkar thing, and the black candles that smelled like it. to me it smells like hilariously trying to hard. #jonhamm
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