Designer Christian Audigier is the man responsible for assaulting our eyes with Von Dutch trucker's caps and Ed Hardy t-shirts. However, inside his Los Angeles mansion, there isn't an airbrushed rose or bedazzled tiger in sight.

• At the Betty Ford Center, LiLo's also getting treatment for her Twitter addiction. Cutting her off from technology "allows her to concentrate on herself," says a source. [Page Six]

• Despite failing two recent drug tests, sources say Lindsay Lohan probably won't be sent to jail after her hearing tomorrow due to legal technicalities.

Jon and Kate Gosselin's epic feud has reached détente, judging from the tabloids' recent shift from the "Jon vs. Kate" storyline to "everyone on DWTS hates Kate." So why did Kate attack Jon on Regis & Kelly this morning?

• The National Enquirer is reporting that John Travolta has been cheating on Kelly Preston for years, "And when the details emerge, he's gonna make Tiger Woods look like a boy scout."

Today in Tweet Beat, Amanda Bynes has a case of the sads, Kelly Bensimon gives unsolicited fashion advice, and Heidi Montag wears sunglasses for the first time since getting a new face.

Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T is not in a good mood today, Debbie Gibson and Tiffany (and a gun?) are hanging out together, and with Jon Gosselin, it's the same shit, different girlfriend.

• Today a judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail followed by a 90-day inpatient rehab program for violating her probation. Lindsay broke down while addressing the court and said, "I did the best I could."

• Britney Spears is facing allegations that she abused her two young sons.

• In a new People interview, Elizabeth Edwards discusses John Edwards' cheating scandal, saying, "John's conduct through this whole thing was terrible and it makes people want him to pay for it."

• Katy Perry has posed topless for Esquire UK.

• Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are allegedly on a break. When asked how wedding plans are going yesterday, Rachel said, "No, no plans," and pointed to her ring-less hand adding, "No nothing."

• January Jones claims she crashed into three parked cars last night because paparazzi were chasing her, but witnesses say she was alone — and smelled of alcohol. Also, in a bizarre twist, January called Bobby Flay to the scene.

• Renée Zellweger was photographed at the Carolina Herrera boutique in West Hollywood — as a huge rack of wedding dresses went by.

• As part of her I Don't Give A Damn About My Disney Reputation World Tour 2010, Miley Cyrus shocked the audience of Britain's Got Talent by "simulating a lesbian kiss" on stage:

• Prince William MIGHT ask Kate Middleton to marry him tomorrow, since June 3 and June 4 are "mysteriously blocked out" in the Buckingham Palace calendar.

• After roughly a year and a half of marriage, Heidi Montag has reportedly kicked Spencer Pratt (and, presumably, his crystals) to the curb:

• Brittany Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack, was found dead last night in the couple's Hollywood home.

• Michelle Williams denies that she is dating Ryan Gosling.

• In a new interview Bret Michaels says when he suffered a brain hemorrhage in April he was watching TV and switching from "SportsCenter to Busty Cops 3... Maybe that's what did it!" Unfortunately, his health problems aren't over...