Britney Spears Began Her Career in Las Vegas Purgatory Last Night

This is who Britney Spears is now: a Las Vegas performer who's ripped off some Cirque de Soleil productions so she can tread water in our collective pop culture consciousness with a show called "Piece of Me." Are you sad? Do you feel old? Or did you somehow always know things would go down like this for Britney, even… » 12/28/13 11:30am 12/28/13 11:30am

Kate Gosselin 'Profoundly Concerned' About Jon Firing Guns Willy-Nilly

I mean, fair enough, Kate Gosselin. Fair enough. In case you missed it, last weekend Jon Gosselin caught a paparazza sneaking about his Grizzly Adams mountain cabin, so he grabbed a gun and fired a "warning shot" (and, one hopes, yelled, "GIT, YE FILTHY VARMINT! SCRAM! SKEDADDLE!" and then Hammer-shuffled out of the… » 9/25/13 8:40pm 9/25/13 8:40pm

Emmys Tribute to Cory Monteith Angers Jack Klugman's Family

Many viewers were outraged that the passing of TV legend Jack Klugman — who played Oscar Madison on The Odd Couple — got very little airtime in the Emmy tribute that included a long memoriam to Cory Monteith. Klugman's son Adam told the AP: "It’s an insult and it really seems typical of this youth-centric culture that… » 9/23/13 9:00am 9/23/13 9:00am

An Ornery Jon Gosselin Allegedly Fired 'Warning Shot' at Photographer

Not only has Jon "Davy Crockett" Gosselin dropped off the grid somewhere in rural Pennsylvania, there's a rumor going 'round that he just recently took a break from waiting tables to threaten a photographer with a gun after that photographer accidentally/on purpose followed him on his property. To the TMZ rumor… » 9/21/13 11:30am 9/21/13 11:30am

Jon Gosselin Is Waiting Tables and Living in a Cabin in the Forest

What...what is this strange sensation? A tingling in the extremities, a refracted brightness on the edge of sight, an ungraspable warmth bubbling up from the secret places of the earth...what wizardry is brewing inside me? Am I myself? Was I just...delighted by a Gosselin-related news story? WHAT NEW WORLD IS THIS? » 9/20/13 10:00am 9/20/13 10:00am

Miley Cyrus Fans Want To Rip Lorde's Brains Out For Winning at iTunes

Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her "Royals" topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They're slamming her with Dorothy Parker-esque gems like "Your eyes are too far apart" and "kill yourself you crusty old hag."… » 9/20/13 9:00am 9/20/13 9:00am

Britney Spears Quits The X Factor Before They Can Fire Her Ass

Speaking of pictures ripped out of Teen People that you glued on your 5th grade Trapper Keeper (weren't we? we totally were), Britney Spurrz has gotten the jump on her boss Simon Cowell. She's quitting The X-Factor before Cowell and the other assorted Powers that Be can fire her, tired of paying her $15 million to say… » 1/10/13 9:00am 1/10/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan's Dad Knocks Up The Woman Who Literally Just Dropped Her…

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a… » 7/16/12 9:00am 7/16/12 9:00am

22 Families Affected By The Reality TV Divorce Curse

There have been seven divorces that have occurred on The Real Housewives franchise in the five years since its premiere. The most recent casualty of this "divorce curse," Vicki Gunvalson, blames reality TV for her marital troubles telling CNN recently, "We didn't have 90 percent of the problems that we have now and I… » 5/02/11 5:15pm 5/02/11 5:15pm