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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    Heidi Montag now owes me a new breakfast for the one I just threw up.
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    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    Re: Kate Gosselin's comment. It cannot possibly come too soon.
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    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    If Heidi stays focused on having the perfect body then she and Spencer won't be having a baby any time soon. The world wins!
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    femputer promoted this comment Edited by AnotherJenn at 09/29/09 10:14 AM AnotherJenn was starred AnotherJenn was unstarred
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    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    -sigh- Heidi, don't you have to be like, alluring, or desireable to be a sex symbol? Because right now you annoy the entire world.
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    i've never snorted demerol, but as somebody who's endured horrific migraines located right under the browbone, in the fleshy part above each eye, i can understand how migraines can drive people to the most insane behavior. and those designer pharma migraine meds only work for certain types of migraines.
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    Image of PinkSoxHat PinkSoxHat
    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    Wyclef, why couldn't you have enrolled at Berklee while I was living around the corner and fighting my way through their loitering every morning, and their sneers that I just wasn't as cool as they are, and their smelliness, and their smoking, and their clogging my Starbucks when I was trying to get work done? At least I could have had the incentive of hoping to catch a glimpse of you.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    If we're going to put this Cougar nonsense to bed, shall we stop listing the ages of a couple when the woman is older? Example: "Mary-Louise Parker, 45, is dating musician Charlie Mars, 35," while at the same time, we know Adam Duritz is quite a bit older than Emmy Rossum, but their ages are not mentioned. So yeah...
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    09/29/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: But it's against the order of nature!! Men seek youth and beauty while women seek age and security blah blah blah...
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    09/29/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: I listed Adam and Emmy's ages when the news of them dating was first reported.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    09/29/09

    @Dodai: fair 'nough!
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    First season Samantha would beat the crap out of Movie Samantha.
    First season Miranda would do the same with current Miranda.
    /sigh.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    - Jon and Elizabeth look so cute on that cover!
    - Can you get a conviction removed just because you completed your probation?
    - Heidi Montag no way are you a friggin C cup. I'm a C cup and my breasts are a quarter of the size of yours.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    09/29/09

    @cuteasabutton: yes but Heidi's are enhanced by the Holy Spirit.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    09/29/09

    @cuteasabutton: it seems like removing something from the record goes against the point of keeping records. just add that he completed probation to the record.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    09/29/09

    @dreamweave: she has jesus's love inside her and she keeps it in her tits
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    Image of kkatt kkatt
    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    Kate - how are you not sure yet? Everyone else knows it's the last season.
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    Image of ericacartman ericacartman
    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    Oh, Kim, you going back to Reggie because the Saints are UNDEFEATED so far?! Who dat!
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    HannahBethD promoted this comment ericacartman was starred ericacartman was unstarred
    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    09/29/09

    @ericacartman: The Bills game was a thing of beauty.
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    Image of ides ides
    09/29/09

    In reply to Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"
    Man, Adam Duritz has dated a lot of Hollywood ladies. He must be looking for love and so lonely and devastated that he can't find romance, just like his ex-lady-love, the Aniston.
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    Image of wooden_shoes wooden_shoes
    09/29/09

    @ides: I saw him buy $300 worth of comic books once - I bet he's looking for love and lonely because he's having a hard time finding a woman who is a-ok with $300 work of comic books.
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    09/29/09

    @wooden_shoes: I'm ok with the comics - it's the hair I'm not down with.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    09/14/09

    In reply to Sarah Silverman: "Who Cares If 90-Year-Old Jerry Lewis Thinks Women Aren't Funny?"
    Thanks for the sexism, Sarah. Maybe the boys will let you up into their treehouse now?

    How 'bout this: People(read:men) who say that women aren't funny have been, universally, in my experience, unfunny and misogynistic.
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    Image of HidingInCanada HidingInCanada
    09/14/09

    In reply to Sarah Silverman: "Who Cares If 90-Year-Old Jerry Lewis Thinks Women Aren't Funny?"
    What I don't think is funny is humour that is sexist, homophobic, or racist. This is probably where women get the label of not-being-funny, because we generally like our humour cleaner. Its obvious why Sarah Silverman would think those women who get offended at accusations of un-funny-ness are actually just uptight -- those are the women who don't think SHE'S particularly funny.

    This is my difference with most of my straight white male friends -- they'll still laugh when someone calls someone else a faggot or a bitch because they do something vaguely feminine, or at the South Park episode where Hillary has a 'snude' (a nuke in her snatch). If its making fun of someone at their expense, that's where I draw the line, because I know what its like to be on the receiving end of sexist or racist humour. Its not that someone has made fun of me directly, say, its being in the same room when someone makes a sexist joke, and you're the only one who doesn't find it hilarious. Its even worse when other girls in the room laugh along with the guys, because they don't want to look as if they can't take a joke, or they're too sensitive.

    Its always incredible to me how otherwise caring and compassionate people can not understand how certain kinds of humour can be genuinely offensive, because they have never been placed in a situation where they are part of the marginalized group. More women than men have had that experience, simply because they are female. Therefore, we're less likely to engage in mean-spirited jokes, because we generally know the damage it can do.

    Of course, when we point out how some jokes probably shouldn't be told, we're considered too much of a buzzkill to be funny.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    09/14/09

    In reply to Sarah Silverman: "Who Cares If 90-Year-Old Jerry Lewis Thinks Women Aren't Funny?"
    Obviously the point being that those who take anyone who says such a thing seriously, has no gauge for ridiculousness.
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