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    Image of MockMyWorld MockMyWorld
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    The news that Sam Jackson is "a huge Abba fan" is pretty much making my evening. Put him in Mamma Mia 2: Does Your Mother Know?, singing ANYTHING (if all the good Abba stuff has been exhausted, give him Frida's "I Know There's Something Going On"), and you have my twelve dollars, no questions asked.
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    Image of Lola Lotus Lola Lotus
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    Did Matthew McConaughey magically impregnante his wife while she was pregnant?
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    Image of odinsraven odinsraven
    06/23/09

    @Lola Lotus:The math looks to me like she got pregnant when baby Levi was about 8 months old, yes?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/23/09

    @odinsraven: yes. Matt works fast, also, her name is Camila with one "l" only.
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    Image of yes, i do know how to use my mouth yes, i do know how to use my mouth
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    'Kate Gosselin's brother Kevin Kreider and his wife Jodi Kreider were so outraged by Kate discussing her divorce on TV that they agreed to do an interview with Radar Online in their home minutes after last night's Jon and Kate Plus 8 ended.'


    Yeah. Because giving an interview is totally the right thing to do when they're SO MAD about the kids.

    I swear, this show has become a huge staged soap opera with appearances by cake makers and motorcycles. Not cool guys. Not cool.

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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    06/23/09

    @lestylegirl: And not to side with Kate here or anything, but why are they outraged at Kate and not at that doofus Jon?
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    06/24/09

    @ihateyourescalade: I was very hesitant to wade into the Jon/Kate fray earlier today, because I felt like my opinion might have been shouted down, but....


    The common denominator I've noticed in the downfall of relationships related to that family is Kate. Kate is the one who has lost the support of friends, family, etc. etc. If she were the innocent party, I feel like she might have more support. Just an observation...

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    Image of hfree hfree
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    I think based on Melissa Leo's description I should have met Christian Bale when he was in his Laurie or Jack Kelly phase. . .oh well.


    Also, Sam Jackson, if you were such a good friend with Ms. Lloyd, you would have known about her involvment with Mamma Mia before awards season (especially as she also directed the play).

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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    06/23/09

    @hfree: Jack Kelly is my forever boyfriend, no matter how old I get.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    My cat talks to me. Mostly to say, "Bitch please." With her eyes.


    I like the twins' names--they're sort of from another era, yeah, but nice. As other said, it's better than something like Muffin and Scone.

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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    06/23/09

    @lalaland13: Mine screams "you jerk!", stomps to the corner of the room and stares at you.
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    Famous last words, Sir Paul. Look out for falling satellites and out of control taxis. The gods of irony lock in their sights anyone who makes claims such as you have. It's science.
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    Image of annewithaneee annewithaneee
    06/23/09

    @MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: Exactly. I knocked some wood for him.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    06/24/09

    @annewithaneee: his ex-wife's leg?
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    Are Carl's Jr burgers even good or as popular as other fast food/restaurant chains? They keep pumping out these sexist ads with their gross looking burgers. I mean if you're going to advertise food at least it should look appealing right? I love a good burger as much as the next person but if they think some random celeb writing around in a bikini and facefucking their burgers is going to lead to a surge in sales then maybe i'm not their target demographic but then who is? I hate to think that folks are choosing burgers on anything else other than price, fuck some ingredients, taste and quality.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/23/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: fuck some? wtf, that should say awesome or fuck awesome, i guess.
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    Image of Kerplunky Kerplunky
    06/23/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: Fucking ingredients it is! Please pass the ketchup and a um ... pickle.


    Carl's Jr. is pretty popular in LA at least. Hardee's (in NC where I grew up) not so much.

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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/23/09

    @Kerplunky: haha, what about in n out burger? I totally associate that chain with the West Coast and i hear it's pretty popular.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    Patti LuPone is right. I hate it when people get their phones out at gigs and hold them up to record the show. It is hella distracting. And so bloody selfish.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    I hope the Spencer/Heidi ban does not extend to the Soup! That one dude did an amazing Spencer impression when they did the skit wherein mannequin Heidi was lit on fire.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    Cue information superhighway bitching about the twins' "old lady names" in 3, 2, 1...*


    /bearer of a name that was last popular in the 1930's.


    Not from Jezzies, mind!

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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    06/23/09

    @Fridge Hussy : You Do The Meth!: Please mentally insert asterisk before "not"
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    06/23/09

    @Fridge Hussy : You Do The Meth!: I like Tabitha for the cute nickname it offers: Tabby. Plus, ya know, Bewitched and all that.


    I think the internets will at least praise them on giving the girls "real" names and not calling them "Bookcase" and "Endtable."

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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    06/23/09

    @Fridge Hussy : You Do The Meth!: Oh, jeez, as long as they're not named something filled with gratuitous Y's, or after some kind of breakfast food or something, I wholeheartedly approve of their names. Marion and Tabitha are infinitely better names than, say, Myckynzye and Toast.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    06/23/09

    @Penny_Esq has a new job!: I love "old school" names. I just remember some online sniping about Julia Roberts' naming her kids Hazel and some other name I don't recall now.
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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    06/23/09

    @Fridge Hussy : You Do The Meth!: that's right, nothing wrong with Hazel. The other one was Phinneaus or something.
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    Image of Penny_Esq Penny_Esq
    06/23/09

    @Fridge Hussy : You Do The Meth!: Oh, yeah, I totally hear you. I am also fond of more traditional, yet somewhat unusual, names. I say this as a person with a totally made up ridiculous name which immediately identifies my parents as hippie stoners.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    06/23/09

    @Fridge Hussy : You Do The Meth!: As someone who also has a somewhat old fashioned name, I can saw it really is the best. It's rare enough that you will be the only kid in the class with the name, but common enough that no one will look at you weird and people will know how to spell it. Both worlds!
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    Image of shewar shewar
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    What did Speidi do to piss E! off so much? Or is it just that their careers are over?
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    Image of anibundel anibundel
    06/24/09

    @shewar got laid off, more time for jez: They needed to make room for all the Jon and Kate coverage.
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    Image of valleyval valleyval
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    You know what Patti Lupone? RIGHT ON. I'm sick of that crap too. I went to a theatre production of an intense drama and this jerk next to me was texting the WHOLE time. You tell em.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    06/23/09

    @valleyval: Yep. I'm with you, and Patti.
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    06/24/09

    @valleyval: I love Patti for stopping the show to address this bs. More performers should follow suit.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    Oh my, Audrina's lack of acting skills really show. Even with the small amount of lines she has to recite in this ad, she's pretty bad.
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    Image of hellonini9 hellonini9
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    You know us Black women, so no-nonsense! I mean, I love Eve and I've heard Glee is delightful but enough with the no-nonsense, sassy stereotypes please.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    06/23/09

    @hellonini9: Hopefully it is like how Alicia Keyes looks to be in her upcoming film about the young teenage mother, where she plays the supportive lesbian teacher. Am blanking on the name of the film; Jezebel covered it and it looked amazing. No nonsense, but not very stereotypical. I would love to see Eve like this, as I think she is a great artist and I have always found her to be very intelligent and insightful in interviews.
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    Image of Kerplunky Kerplunky
    06/23/09

    @LaFemme: I think you might be thinking of "Precious"? with Mariah Carey? It definitely looks amazing.


    I definitely have a lot of love for Eve, despite her Hollywoodification and recent lackluster music. Her first album was one of the best rap albums by a female rapper that I can remember.

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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    06/23/09

    @Kerplunky: YES! You are right, Precious, covered here: [jezebel.com]


    Mariah is in it; for some reason I thought the teacher was Alicia, but I guess she isn't in it. The movie looks so wonderful, though absolutely heartwrenching.


    Generally, I really like Eve as she can definitely put out some great tracks, and I really like her lyrics and message in general as opposed to say, Lil' Kim (like the composition of some of her music, but a really crude, overtly sexual message is not my personal taste.)

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    Image of ketamineKitty ketamineKitty
    06/23/09

    In reply to Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins
    THANK YOU E! now for fuck's sake, can Jezebel follow suit?
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    06/23/09

    @ketamineKitty: Seconded.
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    Image of Alexis Alexis
    06/23/09

    @ketamineKitty: But I love snarky posts about them! Do you want Speidi banned from The Soup as well?


    Shenanigans, I say.

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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    06/24/09

    @ketamineKitty: / signed and begs for serious consideration of a Speidi-free Jez. These 2 twats have done nothing warranting press.
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    06/24/09

    @ketamineKitty: I third this. Can we have a real vote?
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