Roseanne Makes Awful Joke About Being Assaulted By Bill Cosby

Roseanne is pretty much the best. Her show was great (all her shows were) and the woman has literally lived on a nut farm! But yesterday, Roseanne posted and deleted a photo that was not just uncool, it was downright offensive, making fun of both the Bill Cosby rape allegations and domestic violence. » 11/27/14 12:30pm 11/27/14 12:30pm

Harrison Ford Tells Hilarious Broccoli Joke, Disappointingly Does Not…

Harrison Ford is a pretty all-around delightful human being, earring and all. After David Letterman "convinces" him to tell a funny produce joke, Ford obliges and reminds everyone why he was probably the second-best president of the 20th century, just behind Bill Pullman and slightly ahead of Morgan Freeman. » 9/16/12 11:25pm 9/16/12 11:25pm

Barack Obama Really Wishes Hillary Clinton Would Stop Drunk Texting Him

Last night at the White House Correspondent's Dinner, aka Nerd Prom, a lot of jokes got thrown around, many of them from President Obama, who was his usual calm, cool, and collected self. One of his funniest moments came when he was discussing how much has changed in the last four years. Here he is cracking wise about… » 4/29/12 9:45pm 4/29/12 9:45pm

Federal Judge Sends Insanely Racist Email Implying Obama's Mom Fucked a…

Judges are primarily known for one thing: their good judgment. But that is the opposite of what Chief U.S. District Judge Richard Cebull used when he decided to send an email to six of his "'old buddies' and acquaintances" containing an exceedingly racist joke about President Obama. Oh, and he sent it from his… » 3/01/12 9:30am 3/01/12 9:30am

CNN Contributor Learns the Hard Way that Mitt Romney Sex Jokes Are…


On the scale of unpleasant things, this "just the tip" joke that CNN's Alex Castellanos managed to squeeze out of a discussion about Ann Romney campaigning for the Michigan primary falls somewhere between touching a hot pepper before rubbing your finger in your eye and walking in on your grandparents having sex.… » 2/29/12 11:15pm 2/29/12 11:15pm