Since before this season of The Bachelorette began airing, rumors have been swirling that frontrunner Jordan Rodgers, brother of NFL player Aaron Rodgers, is more than a bit of a cad. But events of this week are making him clamor to prove that he’s really a fine dude, he swears!

This week’s episode of The Bachelorette centered around one man, and that man’s name is Chad. Chad, a luxury real estate agent from Oklahoma, enjoys eating meat, doing pull-ups with his suitcase attached to a weight belt, and other people’s inadequacies.

Last night’s season premiere of The Bachelorette was historic, in that ABC has saddled our girl JoJo Fletcher with what is possibly the worst group of men ever featured on this show.

This season’s Bachelorette contestant bios are out and my god, where do they find these people?

Bachelor franchise creator Mike Fleiss, who is apparently now spoiling his own show in an attempt to outpace Reality Steve, has indirectly confirmed the latter’s claim that Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is featured on a Bachelorette group date during the show’s upcoming season.

For those who read the spoilers, the end of Season 20 of The Bachelor was a foregone conclusion—even when things got switched up at the end.