@token_illiterate_commenter: Well, at least he had the self-awareness to realize, if only in retrospect, that he looked like a porn *star*. Or an off-duty Village Person. #fullhousetwitter
@token_illiterate_commenter: I think his real question is: why do the two of us look like idiots and yet John Stamos eternally withstands the tests of time? #fullhousetwitter
@booter26: Long time reader, first time poster and I hope I don't ruin my reputation here (because I have practically fallen in love with all of you) with my first post here, but as cheesy and goofy and unattractive as a I thought Bobby Saget was back in the Full House days, I think he's a fox now. Like a dirty professor. My full-time Full House love will always belong to John Stamos, however. That man is age resistant. #fullhousetwitter
@Grrrlfriend: Oh, I totally see it. At first, I thought it was kind of icky that his stand-up was really dirty, but then I realized, hey, it's not his fault he will forever be associated with the Olsen Twins and he's pretty damn funny. I feel the same way about Ed O'Neil (AKA Al Bundy). #fullhousetwitter
@Cunning_Linguist: yeah, well, your face weirds me out.
OK, that was uncalled for. Honestly, I would never wear any Kittygear, but I love the stationary/pens/stickers/toasters... #fullhousetwitter
@Cunning_Linguist: I don't LOVE hello kitty but I have a HK necklace and cig case.
Do you want CHILDREN to have a Hello Kitty cig case??! :P #fullhousetwitter
When I was bopping around to Jody Watley in 1987, singing "I'm looking for a new love baby", little did I know that decades later she'd be the one of the saner celebs around. She's proof that insane hairstyles and giant earrings to not cause brain damage, no matter what one's mom said. #fullhousetwitter
@sassyredhead: Do you watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Cuz the dick towels are gross out of context but in the context of the show, it just slays me. #fullhousetwitter
I actually bought some of those (I will defend them to my death, they are comfortable) without hearing that heinous word until I got home and was greeted with, "oh wow, are those jeggings?"
@AndNowForSomethingDifferent: If I had my druthers, I'd spend all my time in yoga pants and Uggs, so anything comfortable automatically gets a pass. The name, though, cannot be justified. #fullhousetwitter
@Spike49: yeah, jeggings are just denim-impersonating leggings. No pockets or fly. I'm wearing some skinny jeans right now, and I swore up and down I never would. I think it just takes the right pair.
Anywhoo, who says you can't live in leggings? Just make sure to wear a tunic long enough to cover your legging-induced camel toe (not to be confused w/the ANTM barbie toe). #fullhousetwitter
@prestocaro fears the culling: ''Jeggings'' baffle me. Comfort, okay. Skinny jeans, okay. But if your jeans need to be so tight they aren't jeans and are in fact, technically, TIGHTS, just...no. Leggings with the appearance of pockets and buttons, but not actual pockets or buttons is just not okay. I bet the texture is all grippy feeling and makes your lady parts sweat. Poor lady parts. #fullhousetwitter
I swore I would never wear them, but then I worked at a take out food place and was on my feet for four straight hours, so I caved. And they're damn comfortable... (so are their flip flops and sort of lined winter ones) #fullhousetwitter
I can't even express how much I look forward to Tweet Beats. It eliminates me having to follow celebrities and is always the best of the batch. #adriannecurrytwitter
Can we discuss how much I hate couples who share: email addresses, facebook accounts, twitter accounts...torianddean? Cmon, Tori Spelling. Get over it. He's your husband, not your fucking overlord. #adriannecurrytwitter
@JinxyMcDeath: My parents share an email account. I love them, but it drives me BATSHIT. They also insist on putting me on speakerphone whenever I call so that I'm talking to both of them. Short of sending my mom a letter (which she'd probably read to my dad), there's no way to communicate with just one or the other of them. #adriannecurrytwitter
Regarding Amber Rose, as well as other "celebrities" who claim people are talking about them imitating them or pretending to be them - does anyone else ever wonder if that's actually happening or if the "celebrity" is just making it up assuming people will think they're more impressive or something? #adriannecurrytwitter
@pesematology: I've been looking for a new knitting project. I want to find out what he's knitting, then knit that. Hopefully it won't come Undone. #adriannecurrytwitter
@nozer: I'm not sure I get how a 3 year old knows about 9/11... It's good to teach your kids things, but that's pretty heavy for a kid that wasn't even born yet. #adriannecurrytwitter
@nozer: Little kids are so creepy sometimes. A family friend supposedly walked in on her 3 year old asking his new baby sister, "What does God look like again? I'm starting to forget."
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I am weirded out when it is too a Mariah Carey extreme, or when it's bed-related. But YOU HAVE A CARTOON OWL AS YOUR PICTURE. So there.
Sorry for yelling :). #fullhousetwitter
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OK, that was uncalled for. Honestly, I would never wear any Kittygear, but I love the stationary/pens/stickers/toasters... #fullhousetwitter
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Do you want CHILDREN to have a Hello Kitty cig case??! :P #fullhousetwitter
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I actually bought some of those (I will defend them to my death, they are comfortable) without hearing that heinous word until I got home and was greeted with, "oh wow, are those jeggings?"
And then I liked them slightly less. #fullhousetwitter
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I would live in leggings if I could get away with it, but this I cannot get behind. #fullhousetwitter
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Anywhoo, who says you can't live in leggings? Just make sure to wear a tunic long enough to cover your legging-induced camel toe (not to be confused w/the ANTM barbie toe). #fullhousetwitter
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I swore I would never wear them, but then I worked at a take out food place and was on my feet for four straight hours, so I caved. And they're damn comfortable... (so are their flip flops and sort of lined winter ones) #fullhousetwitter
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