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    Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
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    Image of feministabroad feministabroad
    06/26/09

    In reply to Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
    I never thought he was attractive...until now. I think I just may like him.
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    06/27/09

    @feministabroad: You guys have so much good stuff to catch up on. Johnny Depp hotness crash course: "Benny and Joon," "Crybaby," "Chocolat," "Don Juan de Marco"... and if you didn't find him sexy with his raspy Jack Sparrow voice, then you are made of stone. Stone!
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    06/26/09

    In reply to Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
    I'm pretty sure the accent has to do with the fact that he's currently filming The Rum Diaries, and he's been talking like Hunter Thompson for the past few months.
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    Image of mbprice mbprice
    06/26/09

    In reply to Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
    Just 'cause you told me not to, in eight years, I'M GONNA.


    Ok, probably not.

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    Image of sybann sybann
    06/26/09

    @mbprice: I don't think that was a threat - I think it was concern for what SHE would do to them. Heh.
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    Image of angelheadedhipster angelheadedhipster
    06/26/09

    In reply to Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
    We can still think about dating Johnny Depp, though, right? Otherwise, I'll have to find something else to do during my lunch hour...
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    06/26/09

    In reply to Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
    When you live abroad it's normal to pick up an accent. Hell I even started throwing Y'all's in when I lived in Florida and roomed with a guy from Georgia. Meanwhile his family was giving him crap because he "talked like a Yankee".
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/26/09

    @token_starless_commenter:I pick up peoples accents everywhere I go. The only accent that I can't do convincingly is a Boston accent, which is odd since I've pretty much lived in Boston all my life
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/26/09

    @BabyJane: I have a great knack for imitation, but I can't imitate any accent outside my own language.


    The picking up accents is very common, I felt sory for Madonna when she got ridiculed for her British accent, since it must be really easy to pick it. (Not very sorry, mind you)

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    06/26/09

    @token_starless_commenter: I've heard "y'all" in every state I've been to (and I've been up and down both coasts). From people who are natives of those states. It seems to not be terribly regional any longer. But yeah, I lived in College Station, TX for 3 years in high school and started, for the first time in my life(despite being born and raised in Texas), developing an inkling of an accent and quickly moved the hell out of that town. Now, it's gone again, but my little sis who remained there has a deep twang she didn't have before we moved there from the big city 'burbs.


    But yeah, I have friends that have ended up in Australia and the UK and they have those respective accents now, though it switches randomly, so it really messes with the ear since it's not a constant.

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    06/26/09

    @wednesdayam: Agreed. I've lived all over the USA, both coasts, and heard ya'll everywhere.
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    Image of AndThenTheresMaude AndThenTheresMaude
    06/26/09

    In reply to Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
    Did he sound slightly British to anyone else?


    I read recently that Chicago (wooo!) is his favorite US city because people didn't hassle him and just said "Hey Johnny." This is how I would want to be if I ever saw him, but I know it would come out as, "ZOMFG, I fucking love you. Do you like fat chicks?"

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    06/26/09

    @AndThenTheresMaude: WIN.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    06/26/09

    @AndThenTheresMaude: I like to believe he totally digs fat chicks. Prolly asks Vanessa to put on a few. Heh.
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    06/26/09

    @AndThenTheresMaude: Yeah, I was like "What, are you practicing for the Lennon biopic?"


    Which, btw, any casting directors out there.. Johnny D = John L. FYI.

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    06/26/09

    @AndThenTheresMaude: We are not a town that freaks out about the famous. That's why Batman lives here.
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    06/26/09

    @AndThenTheresMaude: Chicago is awesome like that - and I love that we've become some celebrity hub now that filming restrictions have been lifted.

    it's the best.
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    06/26/09

    In reply to Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
    You know what I hate about Johnny Depp? He left a $4000 dollar tip for some waiter in Chicago this week. HE SHOULD HAVE COME TO MY RESTAURANT AND LEFT IT FOR ME.


    I love this man.

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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/26/09

    @casi nadie (é o português de Curly Crown): This is slightly nerdy but the only reason I really want to be famous is so I can leave obscenely large tips.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    06/26/09

    @Penny: if by slightly nerdy you mean incredibly sweet then yes, you're a huuuge nerd.


    @casi nadie (é o português de Curly Crown): i love him, too. he loves his partner and kids AND he's nice to waitstaff? all indicators of a good egg in my opinion.

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    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    06/26/09

    @Penny: Agreed. I spent too many years waitressing and want to one day drop a grand at, like, Denny's to make someone's night.
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    06/26/09

    @Penny:


    I kinda heart you for that and have had that secret wish too

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    Image of hfree hfree
    06/26/09

    @Penny: That's not nerdy, that's why you're awesome.
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    06/26/09

    @Penny: After being a waitress, me too. I desperately want to be wealthy and leave obscenely large tips.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    06/26/09

    In reply to Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
    He looks as good now as he did on Jump Street. How is that possible?

    I think he had this odd accent in at least one of the movies I've seen.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    06/26/09

    In reply to Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
    Fear them; Fear for Them.
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    Image of lurkystars lurkystars
    06/26/09

    In reply to Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
    After all the years of character acting, he probably doesn't even know how to speak like himself anymore.


    But it's fine with me. He doesn't have to say a word. Just continue to be hot.

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    Image of Nicolars Nicolars
    06/26/09

    @lurkystars: Christian Bale has the same problem, his normal speaking voice is so strange.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    06/26/09

    @Nicolars: @Porcelina: Christian Bale is Welsh, which is why his normal accent is so bizarre.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/26/09

    @lurkystars: And years of living abroad, with a wife that speaks French. I know that living with someone who doesn't speak the same language influences your own vocabulary.


    My husband is British and we live in Buenos Aires, Argentina, we speak English most of the time(my first language is Spanish) I sometimes struggle with my Spanish because I'm used to talking to him a great deal of the day.


    Sorry about my mini essay.

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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    06/26/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: Totes. My boyfriend is Australian and we don't even live together yet and I've already picked up the phrase "I'm not fussed" as well as a few other choice words. Dialect is funny that way.
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    Image of kaiwhakamarie kaiwhakamarie
    06/26/09

    @Zombie MissSkittles is not your kind of lady: Oh yeah. I lived in NZ for four years and when I came back everybody made fun of me for pronouncing things the way I did. They'd ask me questions just to hear me go 'yeh' and 'noh' instead of yes and no. "I'm not fussed" was part of my vocab, too.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to Guys: Don't Even Think About Dating Johnny Depp's Daughter
    Why is this man so damned delightful? I mean, James Lipton says it to everyone- but he really. is. a delight!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/26/09

    @LindsayC: I made you a comprehensive exam, but I ated it.: I think I read somewhere that he was voted one of the top celebrities for "autograph giving." He seems like a genuinely nice guy. He has a healthy sense of humor, that always helps.
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