[New York, January 11. Image via WENN.]

• Two stars are becoming parents (but not with each other). Marion Cotillard is expecting her first child with boyfriend Guillaume Canet. Meanwhile, Owen Wilson's rep revealed his girlfriend Jade Buell is pregnant, and "due any day."

In Johnny Weir's soon-to-be-released autobiography, for the first time, he discusses the fact that he is gay.

So this happened. But so did a lot of other things, like lots of black lace, random pops of grown-up glamour (which is not really what the AMAs are about, but hey), and Nicki Minaj. Oh, where to begin?

• Unsolicited Uterus Update: Real Housewives Of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is carrying a fetus.

Today on Tweet Beat, Lambert gets into particulars, Lance Bass celebrates, Diddy ponders new media, Diablo Cody speculates on the sex life of certain young documentarians, and Mindy Kaling has pointers for parental raconteurs.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Naomi Campbell is a huge Real Housewives fan, Fantasia gets real with Wendy Williams about her suicide attempt, and Jerry Lewis is a grumpy old man.

The best thing about Johnny Weir? Not his skating, his artfully coiffed hair, or his unabashed love of Chanel. It's his ability to create instant soundbites. Weir has a gift for spouting insane, enjoyable, marvelous proclamations.

Olympic champion figure skater Evan Lysacek (right) took to Twitter over the weekend to make a bigoted joke about fellow skater Johnny Weir's gender. Then he went the classy route — by claiming he was hacked.

[Somewhere, Snooki weeps. New York, August 3. Image via WENN.]

The GLAAD Manhattan event at 230 Fifth Avenue was hard to sum up, but we'll try: Real Housewives of New York, drag queens, stylists, caftans, sequins...and some very scant skivvies!

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Eli Roth, Pauly Shore and Big Boi are psyched to be at Comic-Con. Meanwhile, Josh Groban was not psyched to run into Michael Lohan at the deli.

American figure skater Johnny Weir has announced that he's skipping the 2010-2011 season in order to "reinvent [himself] as an athlete and an artist." Judging by his recent sartorial choices, the revamp is leaning dangerously towards "creepy uncle."

• Is Lady Gaga getting her butch on modeling for Vogue Hommes Japan under the pseudonym "Jo Calderone"? Nicola Formichetti styled — he works with Gaga regularly — and Nick Knight — ditto — published the pictures online. So. [ONTD]

Today in Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga defends giving the finger at yesterday's Mets game, Teresa Giudice denies that her house is in short sale, and Johnny Weir finally has a framed photo of Cher.

If you're in the mood for quiet good taste, please look away right now from the Carnival of Horrors that was Logo's 3rd annual 'NewNowNext Awards' at L.A.'s Edison. Or, don't say you weren't warned.

The MTV Movie Awards, held at Universal Studios, is always on the "wacky!" end of the awards spectrum. However, this year, the sparkle and shine was absolutely out of control. Think sparkle on skirts, on heads, on shoes, on crotches...

Yes, it was on Friday, but we couldn't bear to not bring you to the 2010 Barnstable-Brown gala in Louisville, Kentucky, where the stars went on a (julep-fueled?) Derby fashion spree.

It is a tradition at the Kentucky Derby that all in attendance drink mint juleps and wear fairly ridiculous looking hats. This year was no exception:

• There's a rumor circulating that Lady Gaga had her leg amputated, including this "quote": "This is the latest fashion I'm starting... I'm a world leader when it comes to wacky and weird shit." Don't worry: Gaga's legs are intact.