The Florida Psychic that Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Punched Is 'Aggravated, Swollen,' and in Hiding

Ohhhhhh, I love this headline so much: "Lindsay Lohan's Alleged Victim Is 'Aggravated,' 'Swollen,' Doesn't Want to Leave the House." It reminds me of when Master and Commander came out and some magazine ran a picture of Russell Crowe with the caption, "Masterful, commanding." Your CAPTION is masterful and commanding,…

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Nicole Scherzinger Wants You To Know Her Lips Were Near Chris Brown's But They Did Not Make Out

A blurry, dark shot of Nicole Scherzinger and Chris Brown at Supperclub in Hollywood (but could very well be any two face-touching alien-like blobs) has given everyone the idea that the X-Factor judge and former Pussycat Doll was kissing Brown, who is currently on a break from girlfriend Karrueche Tran. A sketchy…